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May 30th, 2008 7:57 PM
Blair: Hey Dan, u kno what to do right?
Dan: Yes. [dials number] Hi can i get a pepporoni pizza with some sausage on it and oh one more thing, bbq chicken please.
Blair: aww Nicee one!
May 30th, 2008 8:00 PM
argg i didnt notice that the other one had the same one as me :/ bleh i do another one.
May 30th, 2008 8:04 PM
dan(while calling the boot camp place):uhm i know somebody interested in attending uhm its my daughter actually-he lies-
blair: say her name is geor-gina, im serious
May 30th, 2008 8:09 PM
Dan: I'm scared about this, Blair. I'm hoping he answers.
Blair: You need a chill pill.
Dan: Me?! I'm already chill what are you talkin about?!,[someone answers the phone] umm Hi there Chuck, I know this is weird to ask you for advice but umm, wen can we get revenge for this nasty bitch and btw you should ask Blair out and plan a romantic time with her.
Blair[tellin Dan to shh dont say that]: What's wroong with you?! Great, how should i wear my hair and dress when I meet him?!
May 30th, 2008 8:18 PM
dan: do you smell something? it smells like...... wait wtf did u cut the cheese?!!!
blair: oh no no no my dear little virgin, that is the smell of sweet revenge!!!
May 30th, 2008 9:46 PM
Dan: Why does she keep staring at me?! I bet she thinks I'm sexy...
Blair: Ew, I don't understand what S sees in him.
May 30th, 2008 9:57 PM
Dan can't resist the bad boy appeal of lying to the Upper East Side's most hated memory...
May 30th, 2008 9:59 PM
Dan: (on the phone) Hey Chuck, we need your help, yes Blairs here, no I'm not telling you what she's wearing! Just be at Blairs in 10 minutes!
Dan: What do you see in that man?
Blair: He's Chuck Bass, duh
May 30th, 2008 10:09 PM
i like hellpsunshine's
he's chuck bass,duh
May 30th, 2008 11:25 PM
dan: this nasty hair on my chin really won't come.
blair: really? i think it's hot.
May 30th, 2008 11:25 PM
dan: this nasty hair on my chin really won't come off.
blair: really? i think it's hot.
May 31st, 2008 12:06 AM
Dan:(Thinking)- Its another awful ringback tone, Oh shit its my dad's band.
Blair:(thinking)-I can't believe im helping him. He doesn't own anything Armani. He doesn't even dress well...Oh the things we do for friends...
May 31st, 2008 12:24 AM
Blair: Wow this is totally my chance to get back at Serena for hooking up with Nate!!! I should rip the phone from his hand and make out with him right now!
Dan:All of this is going to make a great emo poem.
May 31st, 2008 12:32 AM
wow I love Gossip is my LIFE's! Great job!
May 31st, 2008 1:05 AM
Dan: Man, I'm such a pimp. Serena, Vanessa, and Georgina? I'm on fire! Come to think of it, even Blair is staring at me...must be that Humphrey sex appeal!
Blair: ...Why is there a garage door in the middle of this apartment?
May 31st, 2008 4:03 AM
Georgina, i,d like to tell you that i had mistake with ,so i want to talk to you
May 31st, 2008 5:22 AM
Dan: i am still THE most honest person in this show.
May 31st, 2008 5:38 AM
B: Look Dan, we both want Chuk Bass, but this shouldn't affect to our friendship!
May 31st, 2008 6:46 AM
Dan: Do you...ever get the feeling that this mood between us somehow implies that you have strong sexual attractions towards me?
Blair: Ew, no. Let's forget you mentioned that.
May 31st, 2008 6:57 AM
Blair: What are you doing here?
Dan: *sniff* I need your help!!
Blair: Is this something about Serena?
Dan: No. I lost the one person I loved the most. I lost...CEDRIC!! :(( Georgina stole it from me. Waaahhhh.
May 31st, 2008 7:09 AM
Serena...With Friends Like Theses Who Needs Frenemies!
May 31st, 2008 7:11 AM
Blair: I'm pregnant...and your the father.
Dan: But- I- I mean...
Blair: Spit it out.
Dan: Does this mean I have to call my dad?
Blair: Obviously.
May 31st, 2008 9:42 AM
the female devil and her advocate in training!! lol
May 31st, 2008 2:11 PM
SPOTTED, Queen B DOING HER THING with her new LONELY STUDENT
May 31st, 2008 2:37 PM
Blair: You know Georgina has herpes right?
Dan: What?! But I...
Blair: Well, in that case you need to tell your dad.
Dan: *dials phone # Uh..Dad... I got STD's...