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May 31st, 2008 4:00 PM
Blair: Wow. This just proves how much power I have over people: the virgin's actually doing something remotely evil. No wonder I'm queen B again!
Dan: Why the heck am I here with Blair? Oh yeah, I need her evilness to destroy Georgina. I'm not so sure it's worth being this close to her, though..she has that stench of kniving bitch.
May 31st, 2008 4:17 PM
B- Why are you here?
D- I really messed up.
B- Why... What happened?
D- Well, last night...
B- Uh... I don't want to hear about you doing it with Georgina Sparks.
D- It's not G I did it with. It's... it's Cedric.
B- Ewww....
D- Don't judge.
B- It's hard not to.
May 31st, 2008 5:01 PM
Blair: whats wrong with you
Dan: I have a confession to make
Blair: It's okay I do it all the time, too!
Dan: what?
Blair: didn't you fart? It smells in here?
Dan: No.
Blair: It's okay. I think its sexy when guys fart.
Dan: I think you're sexy:)
May 31st, 2008 5:14 PM
B - Y'know, if you concentrate really really hard on that paper, you're life won't suck so much.
D. *Concentrates*
B *thinks* Gee, He belives anything a pretty girl tells Him...
May 31st, 2008 6:19 PM
(another one)
B: I think that you are finally on the right path Humphrey, stil how did you actually pick Geor-gina up?
D: Well, you know I just told her - I AM DAN HUMPHREY.(he smiles proudly)
B: OMG! Really? Just that?
D: Why what do you mean?
B: I mean it would be much easier if you would say that you give coke to addicts and messed up people for free.
D: Well, I didn't think of that...
GG: Sometimes we make things much more difficult for ourselves, when dealing with psycho-addicts. Little Humphrey is just a perfect example.
May 31st, 2008 6:50 PM
B:(thinks) Wow.... I never noticed Dan was so sexy! I just have to have him! Well......Serena never did pay me back for her affair with Nate......maybe I should hook up with Dan for payback! Yes....that's a perfect idea!.......Wait, Blair we're here to kick Georgina's wannabe crazy bitch ass! I'll get payback from Serena later! Concentrate!
D:(thinks)Why is Blair looking at me like that? It's kinda annoying! Maybe she's mad at me for what I've done to Serena. Wow, she must really care about Serena!
May 31st, 2008 7:53 PM
I wonder if they see that Gossip Girl sign in the corner?
May 31st, 2008 7:54 PM
who would say that angels could turn into devils when is need it!!!
May 31st, 2008 9:33 PM
Blair: You have big ears...
Dan: wait what no i do not i just got them fixed for the show!!! CUT!! CUT!! i can't handle this i quit!!
May 31st, 2008 11:51 PM
blair: welcome to the darkside
June 1st, 2008 12:05 AM
Dan: Hey Chuck, it's Dan. This might sound weird but I'm completely in love with you.
Blair: That's not the plan! Chuck's mine!
Dan: Sorry Blair Chuck and I belong together
(Blair precedes to grab the phone from Dan and throws it on the floor smashing it into 500 little pieces, then Dan tackles Blair and gives her a black eye)
June 1st, 2008 3:06 AM
Spotted: B doing her thing, revenge! But doesn't C look strange to you?
June 1st, 2008 4:33 AM
"It takes two to tango and who said they had to like eachother?"
June 1st, 2008 5:10 AM
Dan: *on the phone* Uh...hello?
Blair: You better make it sound realistic.
Dan: *still on the phone* I'm sorry I called you man-bangs.
June 1st, 2008 6:07 AM
Blair: Ah, Dan, you've got something in your ear. It's grossing me out, get it out!
Dan: Wait, wait, is it right here?
Blair: Um...just let me see. Yeh it's gone
June 1st, 2008 11:22 AM
Blair- you think serena thinks we can just let go of what she did to me? well she's wrong. dans all mine now
Dan- I miss serena :(
June 1st, 2008 11:39 AM
Dan:S is not so good in bed, you now?
Blair: really? when i was with her she was good ...
June 1st, 2008 11:43 AM
Looks like Lonely Boy found the right person to look for,
June 1st, 2008 1:17 PM
D - You have to help me get Serena back!
B - Wow! I'm busy plotting how to get little Eric Vanderwoodsen to go to a hairdresser who doesn't smoke hazerdose amounts of crack! One mission impossible at a time, please!
D - You have a better chance of world peace than fixing Erics hair
June 1st, 2008 1:25 PM
Blair: Ew! You'll never guess what I read on Gossip girl insider
Dan: what?
Blair: Some girl called Aubrey say's Josh is gonna pair us together in the 2nd series!
Dan: That's just totally...
Blair: Disterbing? gross, Wrong!
Dan I was gonna say hot....
Blair....EW!!!
June 1st, 2008 1:55 PM
Blair: Why did you even talk to Georgina in the first place?
Dan: Because I was to dumb to realize that she wasn't who she said.
Blair: You are so..gullible, now called her.
Dan: Hey, umm, Sara, you left your identity over here can you come and pick it up, and while you're at it why don't you just announce that your a skank."
Blair: I did not know you had that in you, Dan.
Dan: I'm dating Serena aren't I? I have to have a lot of things in me.
June 1st, 2008 2:01 PM
Spotted Dan Humphrey seeking revenge on a certain manipulative bitch. Whoever said Lonely Boy doesn't have what it takes to survive on the upper east side, doesn't know who his new teacher is. It's a certain it girl with a masters in revenge seeking. Pay close attention Humphrey. This is one lesson that is sure to pay off.
June 1st, 2008 3:34 PM
Looks like Lonely Boy is spending more and more time in the Upper East Side, but who knew that Serena looked an aweful lot like Queen B.
June 1st, 2008 4:44 PM
Blair: Little Dan, I knew you would come to me, hopefully you finnaly got a tetnus shot.
Dan: Well, I know that you're the crazy bitch around here.
Blair:*chuckles* Dan, sucking up to me isn't the way to get me to help you. And after what Little J did, I don't know if I can trust a Humphrey.
Dan: Uhh... First, let's destroy Georgina. Then, we're going after Little..I mean Jenny.
Blair: I have taught you well Humphrey, I have taught you very well. Welcome to the UpperEastSide Humphrey.
June 1st, 2008 5:17 PM
Their "common ground" is soooo dead!!! Ü