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June 1st, 2008 6:24 PM
Blair: (thinking) What? Now Brooklyn Boy thinks I'm a shoulder to cry on? Ew.
June 1st, 2008 9:39 PM
Don't worry virgin, I'll talk you through it
June 1st, 2008 10:01 PM
blair: cmon dan. THINK! 8x7 issssssss......
dan: .........
June 1st, 2008 10:12 PM
I'am lost sweetheart!
June 1st, 2008 10:23 PM
Dan: I dont know what is going to happen between me and Serena, I trusted her, but what I saw at those videos really made me sick... I love her but the pain is too much i can barely hold it. That bitch, Georgina, came to destroy all the good things i felt for her(sererna). Now, i can't look at her with the same love i had for her...its too much!
Blair: you have to understand that she did those things before she met you. You should forgive her... She's my friend...however, i have a confesion to make... hmmm... how can i say this... Rememeber the last time we really spoke at the photo shot, i didn't dislike you.. in fact i kindda started to like you but now that i happen to see the real Dan Humphrey...I think i didn't dislke you at all... just there is a little detail... J....
June 1st, 2008 11:20 PM
Dan:God how do I get this giant piece of ear wax out of my ear!
Blaire: You've almost got it keep moving left
Dan: This way? Thats not doing anything!
Blaire: YOUR OTHER LEFT HUMPHREY! Ok now you've got it. Pull, come on mini Rufus get it! Imagine its Asher's big gay lacrosse stick.
Dan: Excuse me but Eric van der Woodsen is blonde, about three feet tall, and lives in the Palace Hotel. If you need directions don't hesitate to ask.
Blaire:Very funny, I know you're not gay. But what else would a guy of your strength be able to do to hurt someone?
Dan: I GOT IT!!!!!!!! Wait what did you say?
Blaire: That if we don't hurry up we're going to be late to the wedding. Let's MOVE Humphrey.
Dan: Ok let's go.
Blaire: What the-? Go change your pants NOW.
Dan: Why? These are comfy, and bring out the definition in my butt.
Blaire: Once again, you are hilarious. Besides not going with jealousy, LL Bean pants also don't mix with happiest day of someone's life. How would you like it if some rat of a man strolled into YOUR wedding dressed like a gay interpretive dancer?
Dan: Well if thats a bad thing, then why is Eric invited to this wedding?
June 2nd, 2008 12:26 AM
Spotted: Lonely Boy on the Upper East Side with Queen B, this meeting was sure to be filled with awkward silences, thererfore meaning another Asher is born. What could this dysfunctional duo be up to? Plotting against euro bitch G? Or steaming up the small screen? Pictures can tell a thousand words, what might this one say to you and me?
xoxo Gossip Girl
June 2nd, 2008 12:30 AM
blair:I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb...and I also know that I'm not blonde.
June 2nd, 2008 12:31 AM
dan:'The right half of the brain controls the left half of the body. This means that only left handed people are in their right mind."
June 2nd, 2008 12:52 AM
blair:If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything
June 2nd, 2008 12:55 AM
blair:i'll try being nicer if you will try being smarter.
June 2nd, 2008 12:59 AM
Blair: If I stare at him long enough will hey catch alight?
Gossip Girl: Careful B you know what they say, build a man a fire he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire he will be warm for the rest of his life.
June 2nd, 2008 3:30 AM
Blair : ( think ) does Dan know what to do with the plan?? i think he does.. look at that serious facial expression..
Dan : ( think serious ) hmm.. what should i eat after this,, I KNOW,, i wanna buy that vanilla ice cream, coated with melted chocolate and little m&m's,, awww it would look so delicous..
June 2nd, 2008 4:15 AM
'Ew, oh my God I cannot believe Humphrey is going to pick his zit in front of me. Disguting!' Blair
June 2nd, 2008 10:42 AM
(both thinking)
'Never thought I'd be here with...you.'
'Desperate times call for freakishly weird measures.'
June 2nd, 2008 2:47 PM
Blair: I'll walk you through this, SARA...is actually called...GEORGINA
Dan: **SILENCE FOR A MINUET OR TWO** But...Why would she lie to me?
Blair: 'cos she's an evil maniplative whore who sold her showpony for cokecain[sp]
Dan: But she's so pretty...
Blair:....
June 2nd, 2008 7:34 PM
Everyone knows Blair can lie her little way out of anything, but guess who she's taking with her for the joyride now..
June 3rd, 2008 12:22 PM
Lonely Boy, trust Queen B this time!
June 3rd, 2008 9:04 PM
blair to dan: I could use your ear wax as a substitute floor wax!
June 3rd, 2008 10:02 PM
Blair:(thinking) I swear if he hangs up one more time 2 seconds after dialing that number I'm going to kill him!
Dan: (thinking) Alright Humphrey, this is it. Don't hang up or Blair will blast you with her laser cannons she calls eyes! Just dial the number and listen to the ringing then...
(Bleeping noise heard as phone batteries die)
Gossip Girl: Spotted. Lonely Boy and B plotting foolproof revenge. Too bad nerves of steel and everlasting phone batteries weren't on the list of supplies. Better luck next time Queen B.
XOXO
June 3rd, 2008 11:44 PM
D- I need help getting back at Georgina.
B- you mean Whore-gina.
D- Ya. whatever. can you help me or not?
B- Oh Dan. You have soooo much to learn. Of course
i can help. In fact, I already have a plan.
June 3rd, 2008 11:47 PM
looks like blair has a new ally. but can lonely boy handle the pressure?
June 5th, 2008 8:55 PM
Dan: (on the phone) Um Hi Whoregena, wait um i mean Georgina or Sara who ever you are its Dan Meet me at the park in 10 min. I dumpt Serena and i want you REALLY bad.
Blair: Humphry is that all you got?
Queen B and Lonely boy spotted togeather? Wow thats odd.
June 5th, 2008 9:02 PM
Blair: Come on Dan it cant be that hard to think of words for a poem about Whoregina.
Dan: I got it! ok here is goes.
whorgina you smell like a orange...... um wait what ryhms with orange?
Blair: Um i dont think anything ryhms with orange
June 6th, 2008 1:29 AM
Blair: (thinking) WTF are u staring at Dan???????