Gossip Girl Caption Contest 2
Welcome back to the Gossip Girl Insider Caption Contest, week two. You submitted some great entries, all of you, but we can pick only one winner.
This week, it's nikki. Congratulations! The winning caption appears beneath the photo. Scroll down the page to read all the ones we received!
Thanks for playing and best of luck again this week!
Nate: Chuck Bass, why aren't you wearing your scarf? It's a wedding! You do wear that even during sex, right?
Chuck: I gave my scarf to that vanessa girl, so that she can wear a signature dress, oh make that a signature piece of cloth, today.
Vanessa: (thinking) I can't wait 'til Nate takes off my new Burberry panties.
June 6th, 2008 7:50 AM
Chuck: NATE what did i tell you! dont wear my thong underneath ur clothes! im sick of you copying me!
Nate: but i love your clothes! i followed you and got the same suit as u!
Chuck: leave me alone! i dnt want to be ur friend anymore!
Nate: but i love you chuck!
June 6th, 2008 8:05 AM
Nate: Chuck! dont get mad because im a few inches taller than you
Chuck: Im not mad Im jealous
June 6th, 2008 8:08 AM
Nate:Why are you looking at me like that?
Chuck:I cant help it your eyes are like deep pools of blue
Nate:That is so gay! Are you gay?
June 6th, 2008 8:46 AM
Chuck: wot u fancy my dad! does that mean ur...
Nate: yes im gay, didnt u wonder y me and blair didnt work out!
June 6th, 2008 8:53 AM
nate: hey scum bag! o good you look, listen here chucky, i am going to make this very clear.
chuck: wow dude chillax i have a major hangover.
nate: its your dads wedding!
chuck: look at my face, im chuck.
June 6th, 2008 8:56 AM
Vanessa:I wonder what they're talking about? Maybe they know Im a lesbian and that I had slept with both Serena and Blair.
June 6th, 2008 8:57 AM
Vanessa: Nate was so bad at sex. Maybe he's getting pointers from Chuck right now
June 6th, 2008 9:13 AM
Vanessa:No wonder Blair and Nate never worked out,Nate sucks at sex.But i bet Chuck would be so good in bed I mean after all his experience he's bound to have some moves. Maybe their fighting about who's better at sex? Even though I have never slept with him I pick Chuck
June 6th, 2008 9:49 AM
Chuck: Nathaniel, no! Your punky brewster friend over there, who keeps staring at me lustfully, already thinks you're prettier than her! The last thing you need is a manicure!
Vanessa: Lustfully?! (rolls eyes) Get over yourself, Chuck!
Chuck: (looks at her; smirks devilishly) Over is not something I specialize in, but you can get under me anytime.
June 6th, 2008 10:09 AM
Nate: Chuck Bass, why aren't you wearing your scarf? It's a wedding! you do wear that even during sex, right.
Chuck: i gave my scarf to that vanessa girl, so that she can wear a signature dress, oh make that a signature piece of cloth, today.
Vanessa: (thinking) can't wait till nate takes off my new burberry panties.
June 6th, 2008 12:54 PM
Nate: "My haircut is prettier than yours!"
Chuck:"No way, mine looks so much better...and it's sexy!"
Vanessa: (Silently thinking) "Upper East Side men...they just can't get over themselves!"
June 6th, 2008 1:16 PM
Nate: (thinking) Why is Chuck Staring at me like that?
Chuck: Nate i have something to tell you
Nate (thinking) oh no he is gay and in love with me!
Vanessa (thinking) does nate know his zipper is down
Nate: Listen man i dont feel the same
Chuck: HU? i was just letting you know your zipper was down
Nate: Oh um thanks, bye
Chuck (thinking) Did he think i was gonna tell him im in love with him? Its to soon for me to tell him
June 6th, 2008 2:42 PM
Chuck: Why the heck are you just standing there staring at me?
Nate: I stepped on some gum and I don't want to look stupid in front of Vanessa by hopping around trying to get it off.
Chuck: So you're going to stand there, glaring at me looking manly and in control of the situation until she leaves?
Nate: (glaring harder for effect)Exactly.
Vanessa: (thinking) Are they even considering that I am two steps away and can hear everything?
June 6th, 2008 3:16 PM
Chuck :Listen Nate ...
Nate (thinking) WTF did he eat, a dead rat?
Chuck :...it's my father wedding so it is totally...
Vanessa (thinking) it's smell more like bird shit to me, oh god i'm hearing your thoughts!
Chuck :...my right to put on some Backstreet boys if i want to! These guys rocksssss !
Nate (thinking) i can't stand it anymore, could you pee on yourself or something to get his attention please V.?
Vanessa (thinking without Nate hearing) Backstreet Boys and bad breath are so turning me on!!!
June 6th, 2008 3:47 PM
C:look i know u hate me,i was in love with blair,and i`m sorry. we don`t have time to argue about this.
N(is leaving away)
June 6th, 2008 5:11 PM
I don't think ankutzza understands the concept of a caption contest
June 6th, 2008 5:41 PM
Chuck: Why are you going out with vanessa ? thats dispicable.
Nate: Because i am chuck. Whats wrong with you shes right next to me ??!!
Chuck: The orange dress and flower in her hair. its making me naseaus.
June 6th, 2008 6:14 PM
Nate: (thinking) Do I tell him or not?
Chuck: why are you staring at me like that?
Nate: Um..I got to tell you something
Chuck: What?
Nate: Chuck that suit doesn't looks good on you, now that you've gain some weight you know.
Chuck: What?!? my personal assistant told me that I looked fabulous and the extra weight wasn't a problem. That Bitch!!
Nate: Umm.. Well It is a problem I'm your friend and I had to tell you.
Chuck: Thanks men I'll go and change now.
June 6th, 2008 6:21 PM
Ed : Umm, man, I'd hate to give you acting advice, but, maybe you should try another emotion OTHER than confused and pretty.
Chace: Your just jealouse 'cos i'm prettier than you.
Ed. Well, I get to make out with Leighton Meester in the next scene, hah!
June 6th, 2008 6:58 PM
Chuck: "...and if you ever use my hairspray again, I'll kick your ass!"
June 6th, 2008 7:00 PM
Nate: Chuck, you complete me.
Chuck (thinking): Oh god, look at that hair how could i not realize he was gay.
June 6th, 2008 8:52 PM
Nate:Chuck,I just swallowed a bug
Chuck:Well then spit it out!
Nate:I cant. We are in public and I just sawllowed it
Chuck:That's disgusting man
Nate:It tastes pretty good. It actually tastes like chicken
Vanessa:Did Nate just swallow a bug?Oh wait no he didnt. It was just a bogger that fell from his nose
June 6th, 2008 10:14 PM
Chuck: Nate, I have to talk to you.
Nate: Chuck,just go away.
Chuck: Nate...
Nate: What the hell else could you want from me, Chuck? You slept with my girlfriend, and screwed me over. We're through. *Nate punches Chuck in the face*
June 6th, 2008 10:19 PM
the inner thoughts of each character as follows:
Vanessa: I wonder if I can get my bangs like that
Nate: I wonder how my bangs look right now
Chuck: I find it a little odd that I'm attracted to his bangs...
June 6th, 2008 11:00 PM
Nate: Why the hell are you wearing almost the exact same tux as me?! Not the first time you went after something I had.
Chuck: I apreciate the finer things in life and I respect those less fortunate than I, but my tux is tailor-made, not from the Gap.
Vanessa: (to Chuck) Why do you have to be such an jerk?
Chuck: (chuckles and turns to Vanessa) Seriously? Jerk? What are we in third grade? You are vastly mistaken.I'm no jerk...I'm Chuck Bass (Chuck smirks and exits)