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June 29th, 2008 10:14 PM
Serena: Omg, so like have you heard that one Hellen Keller joke...??
Blair: Bitch.... wtf...? nooo do tell...!!!
Serena: Why'd she masturbate with one hand...??
Blair: Shit i don't knoww...!!!
Serena: To moan with the other....
Both: Laugh Histerically.... LOL LMAO ha hA HA
Blair: omg we've just been upgraded to a penthouse with a panoramic view of hell... I LOVE IT...!!!
June 29th, 2008 7:41 PM
B: Can you believe it?
S: I know! I can't believe Gossip Girl has pegged us the new Lindsey and DJ Sam.
June 29th, 2008 8:53 AM
both:
S: I can't believe Jenny did that to Chuck again
B: I know! I'm glad we got out of there before the rest of those girls turned on us too!
S: That's what he gets for being an egotistical womanizer....
June 29th, 2008 2:55 AM
B: Chuck showers with his scarf on. (laughs)
S: (Laughs) Wait. How did you know?
B: Last night we....
S: Blair!!!
B: He's Chuck Bass! (laughs)
June 28th, 2008 10:51 PM
blair:THIS drink must be spiked or something or else those girls behind are really checking me out!(laughs out loud)
serena:THAT drink?no way,this is a lesbian cafe didn't you notice the sign B?
June 28th, 2008 9:18 PM
Serena: So you're over Chuck? For good?
Blair: YES. How many times must I explain this to you?
(1 minute later)
Blair: Mmmm strawberry lemonade.
(1 minute later)
Blair: Pretty in pink, and fruity...it's like a party in my mouth
Serena: your drink?
Blair: No, Chuck.
June 28th, 2008 9:04 PM
(everyone gets a text from Gossip girl)
Spotted: rare footage of S and B drunk, uninhibited and sans bikini tops at the Hamptons beach. Need some body oil girls?
Blair (to Serena): Just keep smiling...
June 28th, 2008 8:51 PM
Blair: "OMG Serena, did you see the sweater Chuck was wearing? It looks like someone threw up on it!"
Serena: "HAHAHA, nice one Blair!" (while thinking; "Have you looked at yourself yoday?")
June 28th, 2008 7:51 PM
Blair omg this summer is so great that guy I was telling you about the one that was in the helcopter with me so good looking his comming to see me.
Serena B what happen to Chuck I thought you two were doing good
Blair S Chuck is so last season
Serena B you were always queen B with the boys
Both look at each other hahaha
June 28th, 2008 7:48 PM
creeper in the window to the right of S: that woman with the brown hair's dress reminds me of my home country, Malaysia! i shall make her my queen. i heard her slave with blonde hair calling her B...hmmm...she is my Queen B.
gossip girl: um, excuse me? creeper? ever heard of plagerism where you come from? yea, queen b is sort of mine. but ya know..if you are going to start using it, maybe its time to think of a new nickname for blair...
(p.s- i love people from malaysia and dont think serena is blair's slave. its just a joke, i dont discriminate at all. i love everyone)
June 28th, 2008 7:36 PM
blair: hey, S...don't look now but I think I just spotted Dan's identical twin to the right of you in the window behind us!
serena: geez, blair, you've got it all wrong. someone that looks like they have a birth defect must be twins with chuck.
blair: no, it's definately Dan's twin. how else do you explain the LL Bean pants, S?
serena(turns around): omfg, B. its no twin, its for real dan. Remind what I saw in him?
blair: a charity case, maybe?.
both laugh and walk away.
(seriously guys, there is a crepper in the window behind them. to the right of serena.)
June 28th, 2008 5:48 PM
Blair: Serena why is everyone looking at me?
Serena: There is a stain on the back of your dress
Blair: What kind of stain?
Serena: Red and the size of a McIntosh apple
Blair grinning: Shit
June 28th, 2008 4:32 PM
Blair: Did you see that girl's shirt?
Serena: You mean the one with...
Blair: Yes! It's a danger to to eyes everywhere.
Serena: I know! It's ridiculous.
Blair: Well, on second thought, it's not nearly as atrocious as your hand bag. Really, S, what were you thinking?
Serena: B!
Blair: What? It's true!
June 28th, 2008 4:02 PM
Blair: Why are you staring at my drink?
Serena: Nothing but doesn't it remind you of Chuck?
Blair: How so?
Serena: umm...i don't know? Pink, fruity, and you've put your mouth in it?
June 28th, 2008 3:29 PM
Blair: OMG i think they put something Happy in my drink (giggles)
Serina:(thinking)Blair can get away with some crazy outfits but...
...MY GRANDMA'S CURTAIN! That's just unforgivable!
June 28th, 2008 1:57 PM
Spotted: B and S share a rare laugh while vacationing at the Hamptons, after all what's happened, it won't last long.
Blair: OMG! I never thought I could be this smart.
Serena: I know, even I'm impressed. (Laughs)
Blair: I suprise myself sometimes too, you know!
Serena: You, Blair Waldorf, I can't believe you just said that (Laughs)!!!
Blair: Well, it was prety genius of me, putting itching powder in Chuck's swimming trunks whilst chatting up that skank Amelia again! What does he even see in her?
Serena: Well, they do say love is blind!
Blair: Especially when comes to Chuck- and Dan! Ha Ha
They both continue laughing :)
June 28th, 2008 6:49 AM
gossipgirl- Spotted S and Queen B in total summer mode. The shopping, tanning, back stabbing, cheating and ofcourse the NY iced coffees. Well Enjoy the laughs now u 2. After B finds out about S and Nate-u just noe there will be hell to pay in the hamptons,
u noe u luv me xoxo, gossipgirl
June 28th, 2008 6:42 AM
SerenA: i can't believe everyone was fighting for a sip of ur milkshake!
Blair: ya i know. thank god there's a drop left for me(laughs)
June 28th, 2008 6:29 AM
Blair: uh, I love that drink !
Serena: what is it ?
Blair: I dont know, but it makes me laugh...
Serena: (laughs and thinking) hmm, i should try it, perhaps it makes me forget my mistakes with nate...
Blair: Do you want to taste it ?
Serena: oooooooooh yes, please !
June 27th, 2008 11:55 PM
Blair: I know right, My flowery dress is so fabulous! Everyone's staring at it!
Serena: Yeah.. right.. (thinks) they are looking at your underwear,B! Your skirt's flying!
June 27th, 2008 11:48 PM
Serena: you have no idea how hard i'm trying to ignore the huge crowd behind us..
Blair: YOU have no idea how hard i'm trying to ignore the fact that your bag totally clashes with your dress...
June 27th, 2008 11:40 PM
Spotted: S & B getting some attention during there oh-so-needed bff time...too bad the laughs won't last long while i'm still here. (;
you know you love me!
xoxo,
Gossip Girl
June 27th, 2008 11:06 PM
S: whats wrong b? the lemonade too sour for u?
B: no i just saw chuck bass and i think he was eyeing me
S: no b... its just that dress
B: what about it
G: it sucks, so not like the queen B
June 27th, 2008 10:34 PM
GG:
Summer has begun and so far it looks like S+B are still close.But who knows what could set off the ever ticking time-bomb that is their friendship. It wouldnt be a real upper east sider holiday without some tears and betrayal.
you know you love me
xoxo Gossip Girl
June 27th, 2008 10:27 PM
Serena(thinking): Her bag is disgusting, why would anyone buy such a thing?
Blair(thinking): Serena totally wants my bag, she keeps staring at it