gossipgirl- Spotted S and Queen B in total summer mode. The shopping, tanning, back stabbing, cheating and ofcourse the NY iced coffees. Well Enjoy the laughs now u 2. After B finds out about S and Nate-u just noe there will be hell to pay in the hamptons,
u noe u luv me xoxo, gossipgirl
Sofia Says:
June 28th, 2008 1:57 PM
Spotted: B and S share a rare laugh while vacationing at the Hamptons, after all what's happened, it won't last long.
Blair: OMG! I never thought I could be this smart.
Serena: I know, even I'm impressed. (Laughs)
Blair: I suprise myself sometimes too, you know!
Serena: You, Blair Waldorf, I can't believe you just said that (Laughs)!!!
Blair: Well, it was prety genius of me, putting itching powder in Chuck's swimming trunks whilst chatting up that skank Amelia again! What does he even see in her?
Serena: Well, they do say love is blind!
Blair: Especially when comes to Chuck- and Dan! Ha Ha
They both continue laughing :)
Xoxo Says:
June 28th, 2008 3:29 PM
Blair: OMG i think they put something Happy in my drink (giggles)
Serina:(thinking)Blair can get away with some crazy outfits but...
...MY GRANDMA'S CURTAIN! That's just unforgivable!
Adelle Says:
June 28th, 2008 4:02 PM
Blair: Why are you staring at my drink?
Serena: Nothing but doesn't it remind you of Chuck?
Blair: How so?
Serena: umm...i don't know? Pink, fruity, and you've put your mouth in it?
Kristen Says:
June 28th, 2008 4:32 PM
Blair: Did you see that girl's shirt?
Serena: You mean the one with...
Blair: Yes! It's a danger to to eyes everywhere.
Serena: I know! It's ridiculous.
Blair: Well, on second thought, it's not nearly as atrocious as your hand bag. Really, S, what were you thinking?
Serena: B!
Blair: What? It's true!
Michelle Says:
June 28th, 2008 5:48 PM
Blair: Serena why is everyone looking at me?
Serena: There is a stain on the back of your dress
Blair: What kind of stain?
Serena: Red and the size of a McIntosh apple
Blair grinning: Shit
bamf p Says:
June 28th, 2008 7:36 PM
blair: hey, S...don't look now but I think I just spotted Dan's identical twin to the right of you in the window behind us!
serena: geez, blair, you've got it all wrong. someone that looks like they have a birth defect must be twins with chuck.
blair: no, it's definately Dan's twin. how else do you explain the LL Bean pants, S?
serena(turns around): omfg, B. its no twin, its for real dan. Remind what I saw in him?
blair: a charity case, maybe?.
both laugh and walk away.
(seriously guys, there is a crepper in the window behind them. to the right of serena.)
bamf p Says:
June 28th, 2008 7:48 PM
creeper in the window to the right of S: that woman with the brown hair's dress reminds me of my home country, Malaysia! i shall make her my queen. i heard her slave with blonde hair calling her B...hmmm...she is my Queen B.
gossip girl: um, excuse me? creeper? ever heard of plagerism where you come from? yea, queen b is sort of mine. but ya know..if you are going to start using it, maybe its time to think of a new nickname for blair...
(p.s- i love people from malaysia and dont think serena is blair's slave. its just a joke, i dont discriminate at all. i love everyone)
Nicole Says:
June 28th, 2008 7:51 PM
Blair omg this summer is so great that guy I was telling you about the one that was in the helcopter with me so good looking his comming to see me.
Serena B what happen to Chuck I thought you two were doing good
Blair S Chuck is so last season
Serena B you were always queen B with the boys
Both look at each other hahaha
Pernille Kjaersgaard Says:
June 28th, 2008 8:51 PM
Blair: "OMG Serena, did you see the sweater Chuck was wearing? It looks like someone threw up on it!"
Serena: "HAHAHA, nice one Blair!" (while thinking; "Have you looked at yourself yoday?")
Tula Says:
June 28th, 2008 9:04 PM
(everyone gets a text from Gossip girl)
Spotted: rare footage of S and B drunk, uninhibited and sans bikini tops at the Hamptons beach. Need some body oil girls?
Blair (to Serena): Just keep smiling...
Ticktock Says:
June 28th, 2008 9:18 PM
Serena: So you're over Chuck? For good?
Blair: YES. How many times must I explain this to you?
(1 minute later)
Blair: Mmmm strawberry lemonade.
(1 minute later)
Blair: Pretty in pink, and fruity...it's like a party in my mouth
Serena: your drink?
Blair: No, Chuck.
superfoxxx Says:
June 28th, 2008 10:51 PM
blair:THIS drink must be spiked or something or else those girls behind are really checking me out!(laughs out loud)
serena:THAT drink?no way,this is a lesbian cafe didn't you notice the sign B?
Paola Says:
June 29th, 2008 2:55 AM
B: Chuck showers with his scarf on. (laughs)
S: (Laughs) Wait. How did you know?
B: Last night we....
S: Blair!!!
B: He's Chuck Bass! (laughs)
kohanna98 Says:
June 29th, 2008 8:53 AM
both:
S: I can't believe Jenny did that to Chuck again
B: I know! I'm glad we got out of there before the rest of those girls turned on us too!
S: That's what he gets for being an egotistical womanizer....
Robin Says:
June 29th, 2008 7:41 PM
B: Can you believe it?
S: I know! I can't believe Gossip Girl has pegged us the new Lindsey and DJ Sam.
Sebastian Amezaga Says:
June 29th, 2008 10:14 PM
Serena: Omg, so like have you heard that one Hellen Keller joke...??
Blair: Bitch.... wtf...? nooo do tell...!!!
Serena: Why'd she masturbate with one hand...??
Blair: Shit i don't knoww...!!!
Serena: To moan with the other....
Both: Laugh Histerically.... LOL LMAO ha hA HA
Blair: omg we've just been upgraded to a penthouse with a panoramic view of hell... I LOVE IT...!!!
Serena: "*fake smiles*Just keep laughing, maybe someone will take a picture *laugh,laugh* and put it on Gossip Girl.
Blair: "*still smiling* And why do you want this on Gossip girl?"
Serena: "So Dan can see that I'm happy without him (thinks) and so I can cover up the fact that I scored nate again,haha(done thinking)"
Blair: "*laughs*You must be getting my inner meanness"
Serena: "(thinks) Not even close Serena:2 Blair:1 (done thinking) *smiles at Blair*
Blair: "..What?"
sugar Says:
June 30th, 2008 2:37 AM
Blair:i wonder why the girls behind are staring at us..did GG wrote anything juicy relating to us recently S?
Serena:you mean other than the real reason i ran away is because i thought i killed someone while the other reason is because i slept with nate and you made out with chuck bass of all people and i was dumped by dan?oh gosh that was a mouthful,mind if i take a sip from ur drink B?
love-gossip-girl Says:
June 30th, 2008 4:52 AM
Blair: OMG, someone behind me is touching my ass
Serena: just smile and they will stop
Blair: it's a little hard to smile while ur being sexually harassed S!
serena: come on B, ive done it plenty of times!
insanelysarcastic Says:
June 30th, 2008 5:38 AM
B: (laughs) S, I'm so hammered coz of this "vodka lemonade"
S: (smiling while saying) Shut up B! everyone's staring..
B: oh please, they just want to be me..
S (thinking) not with that picnic-inspired-my-grandma-won't-wear-anymore ensemble..
R Says:
June 30th, 2008 7:28 AM
Serena: *gasp* I LOVE picnics!
Blair: What are you talking about?
Serena: Aren't we having one?
Blair: I thought we were going to the supermarket[?]
Serena: Why?
Blair: Well S, your bag kinda looks like a plastic one- no offence. *shrugs* -why did you think we were going for a picnic?
Serena: You brought a basket
Blair: Sheesh S! *slurps drink* no need to be harsh! It's the new Fendi line.
Serena: OK..*thinks for a second*.. can i sip your drink?
Blair: Yeah you've been eyeing it all morning - it reminds me too much of Chuck
Serena: *stops slurping* ew
Kellie Says:
June 30th, 2008 5:39 PM
Serena: B, I love you for getting rid of G,couldn't you have come up with something more orignal go tell mommy and daddy on them?
Blair: I guess it doesn't have the same sting as "plant-drugs-on-you-make-you-think-you-killed-someone-and-call-the-cops-from-a-diner-four-blocks-away".
Krisser Says:
July 3rd, 2008 4:47 PM
Blair: Now, all I have to do is slip some of this into one of Chuck's drinks...
Serena: ...what?
Blair: Well, it's clearly a love potion. Look at it, it's pink! Love potions should be pink!
Serena: Are you sure about that, B?
Blair: Well of course, how else will I get him to realize he's madly in love with me? It's no secret -- everyone is madly in love with me.
Serena: Can I try that?
Blair: Oh, sure...but be careful, love potion...
Serena: ...B, this is pink lemonade.
Blair: ...Oh my God, it is. *giggles*
Stephanie :) Says:
July 3rd, 2008 6:45 PM
S: Whats so funny B?
B: look at chucks ridiculous monkey!
S: i know! theyre wearing matching ties. that are.. pink.
B: well, he just like peed on him or something.
-both girst start laughing even more-
S: is that all?
B: no, im freezing! theres so much wind at the hamptons.
S: yeah! and i wonder why all those people back there are staring at us. its creepy. especially that old lady!
B: turns around to look.
-oh my gosh!-
-look at her dress!-
-giggles-
GG: Spotted, B running with serena close behind. looks like somebodys dress ripped. or dare i say, table?
somebody obviously hasnt read the latest of vogue.
where are you girls going? will it be barneys, bendels, or bergdorfs? why dont you ask C to take you in his Jag? Who knows what kind of pervy things would come out of his mouth? but then again, it looks like hes come out of the closet. Atleast he didnt come out dressed like a ripped tablecloth, even though he is wearing a pink tie...that matches his monkey.
June 28th, 2008 6:49 AM
gossipgirl- Spotted S and Queen B in total summer mode. The shopping, tanning, back stabbing, cheating and ofcourse the NY iced coffees. Well Enjoy the laughs now u 2. After B finds out about S and Nate-u just noe there will be hell to pay in the hamptons,
u noe u luv me xoxo, gossipgirl
June 28th, 2008 1:57 PM
Spotted: B and S share a rare laugh while vacationing at the Hamptons, after all what's happened, it won't last long.
Blair: OMG! I never thought I could be this smart.
Serena: I know, even I'm impressed. (Laughs)
Blair: I suprise myself sometimes too, you know!
Serena: You, Blair Waldorf, I can't believe you just said that (Laughs)!!!
Blair: Well, it was prety genius of me, putting itching powder in Chuck's swimming trunks whilst chatting up that skank Amelia again! What does he even see in her?
Serena: Well, they do say love is blind!
Blair: Especially when comes to Chuck- and Dan! Ha Ha
They both continue laughing :)
June 28th, 2008 3:29 PM
Blair: OMG i think they put something Happy in my drink (giggles)
Serina:(thinking)Blair can get away with some crazy outfits but...
...MY GRANDMA'S CURTAIN! That's just unforgivable!
June 28th, 2008 4:02 PM
Blair: Why are you staring at my drink?
Serena: Nothing but doesn't it remind you of Chuck?
Blair: How so?
Serena: umm...i don't know? Pink, fruity, and you've put your mouth in it?
June 28th, 2008 4:32 PM
Blair: Did you see that girl's shirt?
Serena: You mean the one with...
Blair: Yes! It's a danger to to eyes everywhere.
Serena: I know! It's ridiculous.
Blair: Well, on second thought, it's not nearly as atrocious as your hand bag. Really, S, what were you thinking?
Serena: B!
Blair: What? It's true!
June 28th, 2008 5:48 PM
Blair: Serena why is everyone looking at me?
Serena: There is a stain on the back of your dress
Blair: What kind of stain?
Serena: Red and the size of a McIntosh apple
Blair grinning: Shit
June 28th, 2008 7:36 PM
blair: hey, S...don't look now but I think I just spotted Dan's identical twin to the right of you in the window behind us!
serena: geez, blair, you've got it all wrong. someone that looks like they have a birth defect must be twins with chuck.
blair: no, it's definately Dan's twin. how else do you explain the LL Bean pants, S?
serena(turns around): omfg, B. its no twin, its for real dan. Remind what I saw in him?
blair: a charity case, maybe?.
both laugh and walk away.
(seriously guys, there is a crepper in the window behind them. to the right of serena.)
June 28th, 2008 7:48 PM
creeper in the window to the right of S: that woman with the brown hair's dress reminds me of my home country, Malaysia! i shall make her my queen. i heard her slave with blonde hair calling her B...hmmm...she is my Queen B.
gossip girl: um, excuse me? creeper? ever heard of plagerism where you come from? yea, queen b is sort of mine. but ya know..if you are going to start using it, maybe its time to think of a new nickname for blair...
(p.s- i love people from malaysia and dont think serena is blair's slave. its just a joke, i dont discriminate at all. i love everyone)
June 28th, 2008 7:51 PM
Blair omg this summer is so great that guy I was telling you about the one that was in the helcopter with me so good looking his comming to see me.
Serena B what happen to Chuck I thought you two were doing good
Blair S Chuck is so last season
Serena B you were always queen B with the boys
Both look at each other hahaha
June 28th, 2008 8:51 PM
Blair: "OMG Serena, did you see the sweater Chuck was wearing? It looks like someone threw up on it!"
Serena: "HAHAHA, nice one Blair!" (while thinking; "Have you looked at yourself yoday?")
June 28th, 2008 9:04 PM
(everyone gets a text from Gossip girl)
Spotted: rare footage of S and B drunk, uninhibited and sans bikini tops at the Hamptons beach. Need some body oil girls?
Blair (to Serena): Just keep smiling...
June 28th, 2008 9:18 PM
Serena: So you're over Chuck? For good?
Blair: YES. How many times must I explain this to you?
(1 minute later)
Blair: Mmmm strawberry lemonade.
(1 minute later)
Blair: Pretty in pink, and fruity...it's like a party in my mouth
Serena: your drink?
Blair: No, Chuck.
June 28th, 2008 10:51 PM
blair:THIS drink must be spiked or something or else those girls behind are really checking me out!(laughs out loud)
serena:THAT drink?no way,this is a lesbian cafe didn't you notice the sign B?
June 29th, 2008 2:55 AM
B: Chuck showers with his scarf on. (laughs)
S: (Laughs) Wait. How did you know?
B: Last night we....
S: Blair!!!
B: He's Chuck Bass! (laughs)
June 29th, 2008 8:53 AM
both:
S: I can't believe Jenny did that to Chuck again
B: I know! I'm glad we got out of there before the rest of those girls turned on us too!
S: That's what he gets for being an egotistical womanizer....
June 29th, 2008 7:41 PM
B: Can you believe it?
S: I know! I can't believe Gossip Girl has pegged us the new Lindsey and DJ Sam.
June 29th, 2008 10:14 PM
Serena: Omg, so like have you heard that one Hellen Keller joke...??
Blair: Bitch.... wtf...? nooo do tell...!!!
Serena: Why'd she masturbate with one hand...??
Blair: Shit i don't knoww...!!!
Serena: To moan with the other....
Both: Laugh Histerically.... LOL LMAO ha hA HA
Blair: omg we've just been upgraded to a penthouse with a panoramic view of hell... I LOVE IT...!!!
June 30th, 2008 12:58 AM
Serena: *laughs*
Blair: ..*laughs*
Blair: *fake smiles* "Why are we laughing?"
Serena: "*fake smiles*Just keep laughing, maybe someone will take a picture *laugh,laugh* and put it on Gossip Girl.
Blair: "*still smiling* And why do you want this on Gossip girl?"
Serena: "So Dan can see that I'm happy without him (thinks) and so I can cover up the fact that I scored nate again,haha(done thinking)"
Blair: "*laughs*You must be getting my inner meanness"
Serena: "(thinks) Not even close Serena:2 Blair:1 (done thinking) *smiles at Blair*
Blair: "..What?"
June 30th, 2008 2:37 AM
Blair:i wonder why the girls behind are staring at us..did GG wrote anything juicy relating to us recently S?
Serena:you mean other than the real reason i ran away is because i thought i killed someone while the other reason is because i slept with nate and you made out with chuck bass of all people and i was dumped by dan?oh gosh that was a mouthful,mind if i take a sip from ur drink B?
June 30th, 2008 4:52 AM
Blair: OMG, someone behind me is touching my ass
Serena: just smile and they will stop
Blair: it's a little hard to smile while ur being sexually harassed S!
serena: come on B, ive done it plenty of times!
June 30th, 2008 5:38 AM
B: (laughs) S, I'm so hammered coz of this "vodka lemonade"
S: (smiling while saying) Shut up B! everyone's staring..
B: oh please, they just want to be me..
S (thinking) not with that picnic-inspired-my-grandma-won't-wear-anymore ensemble..
June 30th, 2008 7:28 AM
Serena: *gasp* I LOVE picnics!
Blair: What are you talking about?
Serena: Aren't we having one?
Blair: I thought we were going to the supermarket[?]
Serena: Why?
Blair: Well S, your bag kinda looks like a plastic one- no offence. *shrugs* -why did you think we were going for a picnic?
Serena: You brought a basket
Blair: Sheesh S! *slurps drink* no need to be harsh! It's the new Fendi line.
Serena: OK..*thinks for a second*.. can i sip your drink?
Blair: Yeah you've been eyeing it all morning - it reminds me too much of Chuck
Serena: *stops slurping* ew
June 30th, 2008 5:39 PM
Serena: B, I love you for getting rid of G,couldn't you have come up with something more orignal go tell mommy and daddy on them?
Blair: I guess it doesn't have the same sting as "plant-drugs-on-you-make-you-think-you-killed-someone-and-call-the-cops-from-a-diner-four-blocks-away".
July 3rd, 2008 4:47 PM
Blair: Now, all I have to do is slip some of this into one of Chuck's drinks...
Serena: ...what?
Blair: Well, it's clearly a love potion. Look at it, it's pink! Love potions should be pink!
Serena: Are you sure about that, B?
Blair: Well of course, how else will I get him to realize he's madly in love with me? It's no secret -- everyone is madly in love with me.
Serena: Can I try that?
Blair: Oh, sure...but be careful, love potion...
Serena: ...B, this is pink lemonade.
Blair: ...Oh my God, it is. *giggles*
July 3rd, 2008 6:45 PM
S: Whats so funny B?
B: look at chucks ridiculous monkey!
S: i know! theyre wearing matching ties. that are.. pink.
B: well, he just like peed on him or something.
-both girst start laughing even more-
S: is that all?
B: no, im freezing! theres so much wind at the hamptons.
S: yeah! and i wonder why all those people back there are staring at us. its creepy. especially that old lady!
B: turns around to look.
-oh my gosh!-
-look at her dress!-
-giggles-
GG: Spotted, B running with serena close behind. looks like somebodys dress ripped. or dare i say, table?
somebody obviously hasnt read the latest of vogue.
where are you girls going? will it be barneys, bendels, or bergdorfs? why dont you ask C to take you in his Jag? Who knows what kind of pervy things would come out of his mouth? but then again, it looks like hes come out of the closet. Atleast he didnt come out dressed like a ripped tablecloth, even though he is wearing a pink tie...that matches his monkey.