Gossip Girl Caption Contest 8
Welcome back to the Insider - the Internet's #1 Gossip Girl fan site - and another Gossip Girl Caption Contest, our Friday tradition.
There were plenty of solid replies to choose from this week but we picked karliiboo93 as this week's winner. Congratulations!
Thanks to all for playing the Gossip Girl Caption Contest! The winning entry and all this week's submissions can be seen below ...
Cingular. Raising the bar or stooping down to lower it?
July 18th, 2008 11:33 AM
I can't believe you're wearing Argyle socks with flats!
July 18th, 2008 11:48 AM
Jenny (thinking): "It's so funny to play Sex And The City even though we're only 14 years old and barely know what sex is!"
July 18th, 2008 12:34 PM
Isobel: I love that dress
Penelope: Don't wory dear, I will buy you one...
Isobel: Really?
Penelope: And tonight your must to wear it, for sexual games...
Jenny: Can I join?
Penelope: Of curse, if you come either we will have a really good fucking time...
Elise: And me??
Penelope: Let me think.... If you wear thet sexy red dress?
Elise: Of curse... I hardly wait, that we will fuck...
July 18th, 2008 2:21 PM
Elise: Why do we have to stand tallest to shortest?
Jenny: Because im the tallest and I'm always First. I know your new but you should no that by now
Elise: Sorry
The other girls nod there heads
July 18th, 2008 5:33 PM
Jenny: Penelope, dont you find it funny that my great grandad has a jumper made out of the same material and pattern as your socks.
Penelope: Yes hilarious.
(Other girls laugh)
July 18th, 2008 5:34 PM
Hazel: eh my GAWD, Is, I can NAWT belive you, are those blairs leggings?
Is: Jenny gave them to me for my birthday, she said she put them on hold at bendals...
Elise: What? Blairs one of a kind chanel tights! I think NAWT!
Jenny: ...
July 18th, 2008 6:13 PM
Jenny: (laughs) We look like an Alltel commercial!
Isabel: Can you hear me now?
July 18th, 2008 7:20 PM
Elise (thinking): Good thing we're in order of height, maybe that way no one will notice I'm not wearing any red!
Penelope: Hey, anyone else notice we're all wearing something red?
Elise (still thinking): Crap!
Isabel: Elise isn't.
Penelope (to Isabel): ...What's your point?
July 18th, 2008 9:50 PM
Elise:omg... omg... guys stop laughing...!!
Girls: Why Elise? all of New York City just heard you let one rip..!!!
Elise: I hope you all die...!!
July 18th, 2008 11:01 PM
Spotted: Little J trying to fit in with her girls, funny how they haven't found out your p-o-o-r POOR. But don't worry J, none of them know your poor (hehe) little secret...yet.
You know you love me!
xoxo,
Gossip Girl
July 19th, 2008 1:55 AM
Penelope:*thinking* Why am I looking at my shoes?I hope I don't run into a pole
Elise: I hope Penelope runs into a pole!
Jenny: WHAT?
Elise:Oh no.. i said that out loud didn't I??
July 19th, 2008 5:13 AM
Penelope: look at us in our cute new socks... or tights.
Elise: well Jenny is wearing socks AND tights.
Isabel: *thinking* and your not wearing any red!(sarcastically)
Jenny: haha, i am!
July 19th, 2008 5:25 AM
everything is thinking unless stated otherwise.
Elise: ugh! this is so not fair, why do i have to be the shortest, i mean, maybe i should wear heels like jenny.
Penelope: i look short. i should stop wearing flats.
Elise: and i should get some red....
Jenny: ahh. im fixing to totally fall! maybe i shouldnt have worn such high heels. well i get to be tallest so i guess its a win lose situation.
Isabel: Just keep smiling =D
Penelope: oh my gosh i wish i could be as cool as jenny!
Jenny:(out loud) okay, so lets get a few things straight. elise you need to start wearing more red. and you and penelope should wear heels or something. oh and penelope like i was thinking yesterday and dont you think youd look really good blonde? maybe leave in a few brown highlights. it would make you look so cool. Isabel.... Just keep smiling, your fine... i guess.
Isabel: and your mean!
Elise: whoa! mind reader!?!?
Penelope: im gonna be so cool now! ill make sure to do my hair during double photography.
July 19th, 2008 9:57 AM
jenny: Wow Penelope, i luv that bag. where'd you get it?
Penelope: thanx, my nan made it.
jenny: (looking suprised) Really, its a fake. caus my nan made mine as well!!!!!!!
Penelope: I was only kidding! And u were bein serious. OMG!
jenny: Well no i was just...er
Penelope: And did she make the rest of ur outfit as well!
(All the girls start laughing, whilst jenny looks embarassed)
GG: Poor little J. Gettin dissed by the 'it' crowd isnt wat she was expecting. Well you know wat they say. Keep ur friends close and ur enemies closer. Hav fun!
You know u luv me, xoxo Gossip Girl
July 19th, 2008 11:12 AM
jenny:dominos lol!!!
elise:(thinking)wow there bags are laker colorS!oh gosh i hope they never find out im a sport fanatic.
isabel:(thinking)just keep smiling just keep smiling just keep smiling.
penelope:do these shoes make me look like a leprechaun?
July 19th, 2008 1:07 PM
Elise: I'm a tool
Penelope: I'm a tool
Isabel: I'm a tool
Jenny: I'm turning into a tool
July 19th, 2008 3:55 PM
virgins and the city
July 19th, 2008 4:42 PM
Always remember girls, strength in numbers, always.
July 19th, 2008 8:14 PM
looks like little j is the new queen b or should i say j
July 19th, 2008 8:38 PM
elise: omg penelope is that a bag or a dead chicken with handles?! and jenny, could you look anymore like a homeless person with those ratty old shoes? and is, ever heard of deep conditioner?
penelope: since when did you become the fashion expert with your plastic trenchcoat?
jenny, is:....
July 19th, 2008 8:38 PM
gossip girl: looks like little j and her posse are raising the bar.
July 20th, 2008 12:10 PM
Elise:Hey can i borrow someone's phone. I have no bars.
July 20th, 2008 4:32 PM
Jenny: pen, your walking with the wrong foot!!
Penelope: well elise doesn't have any red!!
Isobel: she's not fake smiling either!!
Elise: *thinking* we are so retarded!!
July 20th, 2008 6:15 PM
all thinking in unison
we're all a bunch of backstabbers
July 20th, 2008 8:49 PM
Elise: omg! penelope u are wearing too much red...it looks like your a corpse.
Jenny: i totally agree...and i can't believe i have my own clique now. blair is soo last season!
Isabel: so what is on the agenda ladies?
Elise: all i want is a latte..or go to spa with u guys..if thats what we want to do..right?
Penelope: oh, don't worry elise...and u need to be braver...like jenny here and like me.