Gossip Girl Caption Contest 9
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Rufus: Does it not disturb you that your daughter and my son just ran out the door wearing only bed sheets?
Lily: The fact that she is even wearing anything is an improvement...
July 25th, 2008 7:25 AM
lily: rufus! stop bothering me! i'm in love with bart, not you!
rufus: well, so am i! how else am i gonna get his number if not through you?give it to me, please?
lily: *eye twitch*
July 25th, 2008 11:06 AM
lily: why do u keep following me!
rufus: ur at my house besides what is serena's number?
Lily: wat? i thought u loved me?
rufus: no i just want serena.
lily: well she hates you and i love bart!
July 25th, 2008 11:22 AM
RufusDoes it not disturb you that your son and my daughter just ran out the door wearing only bed sheets?
LilyThe fact that she is even wearing anything is an improvement...
July 25th, 2008 11:23 AM
CORRECTION Rufus should say "My son and your daughter"... sorry... :)
July 25th, 2008 1:02 PM
Look, I know you're hot and everything, but you're crazy if you think I'm doing THAT!
July 25th, 2008 3:02 PM
rufus-hi lily what are u doing here?
lily-well i see u still are the lonely artist/romantic.
lily-i also see that u have no clue that your son and my daughter are together.
rufus-yes i do...the reason u didn't know from my face is because im not worried!
lily-what are u trying to do rufus?...tryign to re-ignite us through our kids...hmmm?
rufus-....not a chance!
July 25th, 2008 3:36 PM
Rufus tries to get Lily to stay but Lily just isn't so sure what she should do these days..
July 25th, 2008 4:42 PM
rufus: Did you just see Dan and Serena
Lily: No is it something i should see
Rufus: Nope they were just running out holding 2 bottels of Champaighn
Lily: Rufus lets go get them
Rufus: lil i was kidding
July 25th, 2008 4:45 PM
RUFUS: Lily, I'll say it once and i'll say it again, There is no way all four of us can fit in one bed!
July 25th, 2008 11:40 PM
Lily: I've come to get Serena.
Rufus: Sere... Serena... Well, she's not there at the moment. Dan is out.
Lily: But she told me she was staying here with Dan tonight!
Rufus: She probably lied... You know how kids are... She's maybe partying somewhere or...
Serena (from the room, interrupting): Rufus! How can you let me alone like this, naked? Come here, naughty boy, so I teach you a lesson or two!
July 26th, 2008 12:31 AM
R=Rufus
L=Lily
R: What are you doing here?
L: I'm leaving, tonight.
R: You came all the way here just to tell me you're leaving?
[Phone rings in home]
R: Come in, we'll talk more.
L: I can't, I have to go.
R: I insist, come in.
L: NO!
July 26th, 2008 4:45 AM
Rufus: LILY! was that you?!
Lily: No.
Rufus: Don't lie to me lily! i've told you before we have a prefectly good toilet! so why do you insist on doing THAT?!
July 26th, 2008 4:47 AM
RUFUS: Lily I know.
LILY: (confused) Know what?
RUFUS: About Eric.
LILY: What about him?
RUFUS: Lily don't try to hide it! He has my roots, they're a dead giveaway!!!!
July 26th, 2008 6:16 AM
everybody knows about being above the superlatives rufus, lily in a mood of frivolity.
July 26th, 2008 7:24 AM
Rufus: So you decided to leave bart for me...
Lily: Yes I realised that I still have feelings for you...and I want to spend the rest of my life here, with you!
Rufus: Then if you want to live under my roof, we need to establish some house rules. I am a traditional man. So I expect you to cook, clean and generally do whatever I tell you to. Starting from NOW!!! Make me a sandwitch, am starving!
Lily: (confused look)
Rufus: What are you staring at?? the kitchen is over there!!! Chop chop!!!
July 26th, 2008 4:48 PM
Rufus:I’ there go through this door or go through my bedroom door. Pick one.
(Lily looks at him with frustration)
Lily:Bedroom.
July 26th, 2008 7:08 PM
Rufus: Listen, I know that you wish you had luscious locks like mine, but I'm willing to let you walk out my life before I give this secret up.
(Lily stares in disbelief)
July 26th, 2008 7:13 PM
rufus: come on lil, go to the bedroom! bart is already in there waiting for us!
lily: wait, i thought i came here to have sex with you! not my husband!
rufus: and you thought i would skip out on sex with the sexy bald guy? no way!
lily: alright...i guess... but break out the party favors! its going to be a long night.....
July 26th, 2008 8:33 PM
Rufus: come on, lily, there is a perfectly good bedroom over there.
Lily: no, i won't go in there. i came here to reminiscent of our old memories. Let's do this right and find a tour bus
Rufus: If you say so...:)
July 26th, 2008 9:18 PM
Rufus: Look at the state of this Lily!
Lily: *bends to the side looks over* well I didn't do it, but the trail leads to your sons bedroom!
Rufus: probably with your daughter!
Lily: *digsuted look*
July 27th, 2008 5:35 AM
lily: what?!!!!!!
rufus: yes i'm officially married with bart bass before he did propose to you...
lily:how dare you scrooge!
July 27th, 2008 3:31 PM
Lily: I'm in love with Bart, Rufus, You and I can never be.
Rufus: Don't say that, Lily..
Lily: Rufus stop..
Rufus: Prove it. Prove that you don't love me and walk out the door. Walk out the door and prove to me that you don't feel the way I do about you. Prove to me that I should move on.
July 27th, 2008 6:30 PM
lily : "Rufus, 4 the last time i dont want any of your paintings!!!!!"
July 27th, 2008 7:19 PM
rufus: what are you doing here lil?
lily: i'm here to pick up dan.
rufus: your here to pick up my son?
lily: of course! serena and I didn't want to miss out on a good threesome!
July 27th, 2008 11:33 PM
Lily: Ill go get the drinks
Rufus: No I will get it
Lily: No its ok i will
Rufus: Lily if you dont let me go get them i will kiss you right here
liyl gives weird look