Gossip Girl Caption Contest 13
Welcome to Gossip Girl Insider - the web's #1 Gossip Girl fan site - and the 13th edition of our Friday afternoon Caption Contest!
This week's winner is LEXXXI. Great job! Thanks to all of you for playing. The winning entry (and all the entries) appear below!
Gossip Girl: Hey S and B, I'm just calling to tell you that the vampire look is so last season. And having no eye for matching patterns is a sin in this world! Next time you girls dress yourselves in the dark, at least try and check in the mirror before you leave the house! XOXO
Serena: Oh snap...
Blair: That was harsh...
August 22nd, 2008 9:12 AM
Blair: Schh! His answearing.
Chuck(in the phone): Chuck Bass
Blair: Hi its B, what are you up to?
Chuck: Nothing accept listening to a bitch talking.
Blair: Oh sorry for disturbing you but I was wondering if we could meet.
Chuck: Im sure I could switch bitch for a while.
Blair: Good meet me outside Bendels! Bye.
Chuck: Sure bye.
Blair(to Serena): Well the only bitch he will find outside Bendels is Jenny Humphrey, I can't beleive he actully thought that I wanted to meet him.
http://ladyfashion.blogg.se
August 22nd, 2008 10:55 AM
blair -omg it's georgina. georgina - get me out of here now you bitch. serena and blair start laughing. serena to blair hang up on her. blair i can't this is to good. gossip girl - aww poor g did'nt she know queen b does'nt just stand for queen blair it also stands for queen bitch never mind georgie xoxo gossip girl
August 22nd, 2008 11:30 AM
Gossip Girl: Hey S and B, I'm just calling to tell you that the vampire look is so last season. And having no eye for matching patterns is a sin in this world! Next time you girls dress yourselves in the dark, at least try and check in the mirror before you leave the house! XOXO
Serena Oh snap...
Blair That was harsh...
August 22nd, 2008 2:18 PM
Blair S you wanna here your stepbro cry
Chuck Hi B it's me Chuck sniffels I'm getting these butterflys again please call me I miss you
Serena omg this is great
Blair I always make the men crawl back to me
Serena of course your queen B
Both haha
August 22nd, 2008 2:56 PM
wtf is up with our fugly outfits
August 22nd, 2008 3:49 PM
S : B ur hat is in the way!!!!! i cant hear!!
B: oo sry S, and stop laughing i cant hear chuck crying and moaning!!!
August 22nd, 2008 5:19 PM
Mystery Guy on Phone: "I've been watching you two all day."
Blair: "Omigod, who is this?"
Serena: "Dan, what did I tell you about that?"
August 22nd, 2008 5:51 PM
Serena: hehehehe
Blair: S I know it's funny but you've gotta be quiet
*ring* *ring* *ring*
Dan: Hello
Blair *accent*: Hi, this is the receptionist at the Dartmouth applications center. We're calling to inform you that since you have been exposed as a cheater on Gossip Girl we have no choice but to reject your application and do not expect to get in anymore
Dan: Dartmouth reads Gossip Girl?
*click* *dead phone line*
Serena and Blair: hahahaha
Blair: That'll teach him to cheat on you
August 22nd, 2008 11:27 PM
blair: yes, hello, i was wondering if i could get 5 dozen anchovy pizzas delivered to room 1512, at the Palace Hotel?
pizza delivery guy: yeah sure, could i have a name please?
blair: yes...Chuck Bass
August 23rd, 2008 12:58 AM
*Serena's phone rings*
*Blair looks down at the caller id*
Blair: Who is that?
Serena: I don't know.... Hello?
*Puts down phone*
Serena: It's the lifeguard!!
*Blair rolls her eyes and takes the phone*
Blair: Hi, Lifeguard is it? This is Serena's hot lesbian girlfriend, soon to be wife actually. Listen, you're way out of your league.
*hangs up*
Serena: B that was harsh!
Blair: Oh please the boy was obviously in denial. You know my rule about lifeguards. Use once...
Serena: Yes, I know..then throw out.
*Both girls look at each other and laugh*
August 23rd, 2008 1:03 AM
Chuck; Hello?
Serena: Is yor fridge running?
Chuck: Ya
Serena: O ok (hangs up phone) I forgot what goes after that.
Blair: Then you better go catch it!
Serena: Catch what?
Blair: Boarding School has made you dumb.
August 23rd, 2008 6:31 AM
B: Some old guy is staring at you half naked butt.
S: Really? Yey! They haven't done that since my last skimpy outfit.
August 23rd, 2008 7:44 AM
Gossipgirl: Whats this I hear B has a secret to tell, but why tell S after all the last secret she told left her running away
August 23rd, 2008 7:59 AM
B : "damn that mother Chucker ! "
August 23rd, 2008 2:49 PM
Gossip Girl: Hello, all. This is Gossip Girl here to inform you that the once down in the dirt Dan Humphrey, is dating a not one new girl, but two.
Blair: OMG!
Serena: What?
August 23rd, 2008 4:00 PM
amandaa Says:
blair: yes, hello, i was wondering if i could get 5 dozen anchovy pizzas delivered to room 1512, at the Palace Hotel?
pizza delivery guy: yeah sure, could i have a name please?
blair: yes...Chuck Bass
omg!! his room number is 1812!! not 1512!
August 23rd, 2008 4:03 PM
Serena: who is it?
Blair: it;s the circus, they want their outfits back
August 23rd, 2008 10:36 PM
Gossip Girl: We hear that B has a juicy secret to dish to S while theyre out and about the Upper East Side, but the only thing new coming into gossip girl are the pictures of miss queen B herself, from the many different angles of her new outfit :-\.
B:(listening to a message)
S(all giddy)
Both: Who was that, sounds cute to me, but he never finished what he was saying
Gossip Girl: Warning to all, igossip is spreading, well like gossip around the UES about the queen herself so watch out
August 24th, 2008 12:02 PM
B: S, I'm bored. Let's make some random prank calls.
S: Okay!
*B dials a number. A man answers.*
B: Hello sir. Would you like to subscribe for "Girls of the Upper East Side" magazine free for one month?
Voice: Why yes, I would.
S: Wait a minute...is this Rufus Humphrey?!
*dial tone*
August 24th, 2008 12:27 PM
Spotted: B and S getting caught up to Chuck Bass voice.
August 25th, 2008 1:55 AM
S: God, his accent sounds sooo cute.
B: I know, right?
N: Hello? Who the hell is this?
*click*
B: He sounds sooo cute, doesn't he?
S: Yeah, that accent's sooo hot. Sounds like a Brit.
B: (gives serena a confused look) Who are we talking about?
S: Wasn't that Chuck?
B: Ugh. Way to compare Nate to a perverted Brit, S.
August 25th, 2008 1:57 AM
S: God, his accent sounds sooo cute.
B: I know, right?
N: Hello? Who the hell is this?
*click*
B: He sounds sooo cute, doesn't he?
S: Yeah, that accent's sooo hot. Sounds like a Brit.
B: (gives serena a confused look) Who are we talking about?
S: Wasn't that Chuck?
B: Ugh. Way to compare Nate to a perverted Brit, S.
August 25th, 2008 2:00 AM
GG: Spotted. B saying D sounds like a drunk. She's lucky S doesn't pound her with her fist.
S: Doesn't he sound drunk?
B: Hmm, he does. I wonder if he drank champagne or the booze you can buy for $2.
S: I'm opting for that $2-booze.
August 25th, 2008 2:04 AM
B: Is this Linkin Park?
S: Um, no.
B: It kind of sounds like them. Who the hell is this, anyway?
S: That's Dan's dad.
B: God, did I really say they sound like Linkin Park?
S: Yep, you just did.
B: They sound like a crazier Queen just now.
S: Oh, do they really? C'mon B, you sounded like you liked it seconds ago.
B: It was a joke. Laugh it off, S.
August 25th, 2008 2:09 AM
C: Where the hell are you?
B: What do you care?
C: You're with Serena, aren't you?
B: Matter of fact, I am.
C: Those long, smooth, legs...
B: Drop it, Bass.
C: You're not getin' ri--.
*click*
S: Who was that?
B: Chuck says hi.