Gossip Girl Caption Contest 16
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Thanks to all of you for playing and good luck once again in this week's Caption Contest!
Serena: If I sneak by really quietly, maybe Blair won't notice my hideous dress!




September 12th, 2008 9:59 AM
Blair: guest list, check! caterer, check! and..you.. freakin' BFF who just can't get over Dan Humphrey i have to think about that.... ooh! how about some entertainment, check!
September 12th, 2008 10:46 AM
Blair: What is that smell? Did Chuck, that basshole fart and walk away?
Serena: ...I don't know what you are talking about... [omfg! she smelled it!! that couldn't it didn't make a noise...]
September 12th, 2008 12:43 PM
Serena: If I sneak by really quietly, maybe Blair won't notice my hideous dress!
September 12th, 2008 3:25 PM
Blair: (saying out loud)
Nathaniel Archibald- Check!
Charles Bass-tard aka. Mother Chucker- Check!
LORD Marcus Beaton- Soon!
(Serena comes in)
Serena:
Blair what are you doing?
Blair:
Nothing, I'm just on the perfect path to beating you in the number of guys I've slept with.
September 12th, 2008 4:13 PM
serena: the only reason why im here is cus i feel guilty about natie, oh yes, i must phone dan
September 12th, 2008 4:26 PM
Spotted: B and S planning a party. That Nate and Marcus is going to attend is for sure. But what about Dan and Chuck? I mean who knows, they might be a new couple?
http://ladyfashion.blogg.se
September 12th, 2008 4:29 PM
Blair-(doodling in the corner a couple times-Lady Blair Beaton and giggles aloud)Oh hey S what do you think of me getting a harpist and a chelloist to play Motzart? I know it's a little over the top but I want to impress the lord, maybe it'll get me an in to meet mum and dad.
(Blair Beaming all the while.)
Serena-Yea I think that'll be great B, but don't you think your going a little over board to impress Marcus he likes you already after all.
Blair-(scoffs) I know be yourself and all that S but I have to make a good impression and it'll be great.(gives a wince) Your not wearing that tonight are you?
Serena-(winces) Why what's wrong with it?
Blair-(writing on her notepad)Nothing unless you actually want to grab the attention of someone breathing.
Serena-(just makes a face)-Alright I'll change.
Blair(Smiling)Thank you, we have to impress them to actually think we care about how we look. DOROTA!
September 12th, 2008 4:31 PM
Blair:
Desprete Ex check
Replacement Boytoy check
BFF cheak
goddamit were is my hitman!!!!!
September 12th, 2008 6:00 PM
Serena: Blair what are you doing?
Blair: Just making up a plan to get Chucks scarf and strangle him with it.
Serena: Are you on your monthly?
September 12th, 2008 6:25 PM
Blair: *writing down on notepad* Item number 4: Make Serena burn robotic looking dress
September 12th, 2008 8:19 PM
Blair: Dan... plays soccer, doesn't he? Or, as Lord would say: football.
September 12th, 2008 8:23 PM
Sorry, wrong understanding!
September 12th, 2008 9:32 PM
Serena: damn that motherchucker, he gave me an awful dress. blair shouldn't notice.
September 12th, 2008 9:51 PM
BLAIR- Decoration- check
caterer-check
dress,makeup ..stylist-check..check ..check !
Friends-check
date- chuck ..!*shudders* huh!?Ahh..crap..wht da
hell !
SERENA- [oh am u sure meant that one B!]
BLAIR- entertainment...Serena- chuck again !*grins*
September 12th, 2008 10:16 PM
Serena: Blair needs to get back together with Chuck really soon or else she might spaz out again and stab me with that pen!
September 12th, 2008 10:38 PM
Blair: Serena, I know you're there. You don't need to sneak around me.
Serena: Me? Sneaking, of course not... [I totally don't want to attend this boring party... must find way out!]
September 13th, 2008 12:22 AM
Blair: Now serena, pick up my dry-cleaning... buy the flowers and pick me out a dress at Bergdorfs, got all that?
Serena: YES, sir!!
September 13th, 2008 12:40 AM
Blair: thats right S, suck it in a little more...
Serena: (thinking) remind me never to volunteer to pose for one of Blair's sketches again
September 13th, 2008 7:30 AM
GG: Beauty and the Bith, totally conniving in trend. But why does Serena looks like Lauren Conrad in this pic? Just hope Audrina doesn't pop up.
September 13th, 2008 8:03 AM
Blair: So your problem is....
Serena (interupts): Blair, why dont I ever get to be the doctor.
Blair: S dont you understand? Im in charge of everything!
Dorota mutters:These girls are way way to old to be playing doctor
September 13th, 2008 10:37 AM
Serena: (thinking) Why am I feeling something wet? (looks at her butt) oh shit, my period! damn! Why did I pick today to wear white pants?
September 13th, 2008 12:10 PM
Our very own Queen B decided to give her on-and-off best friend S some attitude makeover. Will she suceed on taming our wild S? Well, that's another case for me to find out. That's my job after all.
xoxo,
Gossip Girl
September 13th, 2008 1:25 PM
Spotted: Queen B issuing a fine to best friend S. The crime? Let's just chalk it up to a crime of fashion.
September 13th, 2008 2:17 PM
serena (thinking): i'll just walk away slowly then maybe she wont ask me about dan
blair (thinking): maybe i should ask her about dan
September 13th, 2008 10:23 PM
blair: the final preperations are almost complete (scribbles some more stuff) hey S, how bout nate as the male prostitute
serena: i think i just puked in my mouth...