Gossip Girl Caption Contest 22
Welcome to the 22nd edition of the Friday Gossip Girl Insider Caption Contest!
This week's winner is de valois. Congratulations! Scroll down to see the winning reply and all those sent in last week, and good luck again in this week's contest!

Chuck: Aren't you going to talk to Serena about going out in that dress again?
Bart: It's not the dress I have issues with... I'm trying to see if she's not wearing underwear again.
Chuck: She's not.
Bart: [stares]



October 24th, 2008 9:41 AM
Son, I'm gonna die.
October 24th, 2008 9:45 AM
Chuck: Seriously, how did you land a hottie like Lily?
Bart: I used the line: 'I'm Chuck Bass'... father.
October 24th, 2008 10:14 AM
Gossip Girl: We definitely are witnessing some womanzing going on here! I wonder who is in their eyeline this time? You know what they say, like father like son.
October 24th, 2008 10:17 AM
Bart:does she HAVE to dance on the table like that?
October 24th, 2008 12:02 PM
Bart: Chcuk, pay attention!
Chuck: I am Father. I'm paying excrutiating attention to that brunette one over there.
Bart: Um, Blair?
Chuck:No....the one next to her...
October 24th, 2008 2:48 PM
Chuck: I'm gonna miss you when you're dead, Dad
Bart: How do you know I'm gonna die?
Chuck: ...worst-kept GG secret EVER...you're a dead man walking.
October 24th, 2008 3:30 PM
Bart- Son can't you even look at me?
Chuck- No, to be honest you disgust me.
Bart- Who do you think you are talking to me like that?
Chuck- Im.....Chuck Bass
Bart- ooohh
October 24th, 2008 3:33 PM
Chuck: Father, shall we have one last drink together?
Bart: One last drink...what are you talking about?
Chuck: Don't you read any of the gossip girl spoilers, its totally obivous that you are the one getting killed off...sorry.
October 24th, 2008 4:56 PM
Seems like daddy dearest is sharing a tender moment with everyone's favorite bad-guy. Honesty, boys. Haven't you heard? Its the best policy... [xoxo]
October 24th, 2008 5:42 PM
Bart: Son, I hate to say this, but I was wrong.
Chuck: How so?
Bart: Remember when I said that being in a serious relationship would allow you to mature? I guess you didn't need to be in a relationship with Blair to grow up.
Chuck: Wait. What?
Bart: You did walk away from an oppurtunity to have sex with her, no strings attached, just now, didn't you?
Chuck [Realizing his stupidity]: Damn! Why does Vanessa ALWAYS have to ruin everything?
October 24th, 2008 6:33 PM
Bart: Son I have to tell you something... I'm voting for John McCain and i think you should too. Your fake registration is all ready for election day.
Chuck: Father voting for John McCain is just like voting for you to be the next president. Except i hear you'll die quicker. *looks away*
October 24th, 2008 7:21 PM
Chuck:I really like the new maids you hired.
October 24th, 2008 7:41 PM
C: just look at them mingling *serena,lily,eric*
B: its a great plan though, ill get rid of eric and kill lily so i can get the foture she has from the countless husbands.
C: and i get serena... *chuck stare*
October 24th, 2008 8:47 PM
Bart: Chuck, I'm gonna die soon. But before I go, I need to tell you something....That tacky velvet blazer is never going to get you Blair.
Chuck: Wait...my blazer isn't that bad...
Bart: You mean you're not surprised I'm gonna die?
Chuck: Chyeah right, already read it on gossip girl insider, it's so old news, it's already on page two!
October 24th, 2008 9:48 PM
BART: I dont even know who half these people are.
CHUCK: I do, I did his daughter last week. That woman the day before. Oh, and the chunky one in the corner...
BART: Yeah?
CHUCK: Well, lets just say her cushin did not stand up to my pushin!
October 25th, 2008 12:09 AM
bart: what did you do this time charles?
chuck: i've been having some mechanical problems dad.
bart: this is so typical of you, letting everyone "down".
October 25th, 2008 10:28 AM
chuck: yours or mine?
bart:who? the girl in pink? you have such low taste. the girl bears no comparison with the woman in black.
October 25th, 2008 11:12 AM
Chuck: "If I stare hard enough do you think I'll get x-ray vision and be able to see through that girls dress?"
Bart: "Don't bother, I already tried her, it's not worth it."
October 25th, 2008 5:13 PM
This is not an entry, but when was this scene from? I can't remember.....
October 25th, 2008 9:13 PM
Bart: Blair is one hot piece, nice work son.
Chuck: Actually i was thinking the same thing about Lily
October 25th, 2008 10:46 PM
HEY! There's ANOTHER clip , follow the link :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlJsDkS0TiE
October 25th, 2008 10:56 PM
Oups.. sorry wrong topic..
October 26th, 2008 11:40 AM
um, kristine, just because it's up there doesn't mean it's been an episode yet, and obviously, this hasn't. well not to my knowledge it hasn't.
October 26th, 2008 2:08 PM
Chuck: Aren't you going to talk to Serena about going out in that dress again?
Bart: It's not the dress I have issues with... I'm trying to see if she's not wearing underwear again.
Chuck: She's not.
*Bart Stares*
October 26th, 2008 2:42 PM
um abby, for your information this "obviously" has been an episode...it was from the episode "chuck in real life" it's when bart asks chuck to talk about having his company buy the bar that vanessa is wants to save.