Gossip Girl Caption Contest 23
Welcome to the 23rd edition of the Gossip Girl Insider Caption Contest!
This week's winner is Charlize. Congratulations! Scroll down to view the winning entry, as well as the full list of submissions we received this week.
Thanks to all for playing! Good luck again in this week's edition ...
911: 911. What is the emergency?
Dan: 911, someone loves Chuck Bass.
October 31st, 2008 9:55 AM
Dan: Hey bro, I can't play soccer tonight. Blair is, like, totally heartbroken over Chuck.
Cedric (on the line): ...
Dan: Dude, you're not mad, are you? I just feel bad for this girl.
Cedric: ...
Dan: Fine. Be an insensitive jerk!
October 31st, 2008 9:56 AM
Man, this box is nothing compared to Serena's.
October 31st, 2008 9:57 AM
"Hi, Dan, this is the 'you're-a-moron-for-letting-Serena-go' store calling. We're running out of you!"
October 31st, 2008 10:02 AM
Dan: Jenny, Look, I am sure you can find some better male model than me. And this shirt I am wearing is not so designer-like
Jenny: Just freeze, and look at the camera. That is the best shirt I can design for you.
October 31st, 2008 10:26 AM
xoxo that was HILARIOUS!!! hahaha moron store...touche!!
October 31st, 2008 10:54 AM
"I can so totally do better than Serena. Bring it on!"
October 31st, 2008 11:15 AM
Dan: serena and aaron!?!?
October 31st, 2008 12:10 PM
Dan: I can meet up for soccer practice.. i've decided to take up painting...
Nate: What? Why?
Dan: I heard girlsare into artists these days
Nate: Not your sister.
October 31st, 2008 12:13 PM
Dan: I can't meet up for soccer practice.. i've decided to take up painting...
Nate: What? Why?
Dan: I heard girls are into artists these days
Nate: Not your sister.
October 31st, 2008 12:27 PM
Dan: They were "married"! How am I supposed to compete with that?!
Jenny: I thought you and Serena were just friends?
Dan: ....yah..we are...
October 31st, 2008 12:39 PM
1st off, can I just say, am I the only one who thinks that he looks really hot here? Okay, her is my caption:
Aaron: Wait, Serena SAW me ride off with that other girl?
Dan: Yeah man, but she wasn't upset. I mean, she wasn't even that into you, I spoke to her and she said that the divorce was the best thing that ever happened to her...
Aaron: Oh man..
Dan: Look, you just have to let her go, it is in the past, and everyone has to let go of their ex sometime
October 31st, 2008 12:50 PM
@ B's
Blair: C'mon S Dan is so... so... slow!
Serena: That's not true!He's very smart!
In the meantime...
Phone: this is Serena Van Der Woodsen voicemail, leave a message
Dan: huh? did you call or did I call?
October 31st, 2008 12:56 PM
'Nate is doing...what with my little sister?'
October 31st, 2008 1:07 PM
Dan: Yeah, aaron, man im sorry, but im just not over serena and i dont want your work here, so dont come again. Bye.
Aaron: Man wait! Dont...
(Rufus walks in)
Rufus: Hey, dan, who was that?
Dan: Oh well, seeing as you dont bother disciplining me and i am such an idiot for dumping Serena, i fired aaron.
Rufus: Oh whatever, just go deal with your social climbing sister, i dont even think she is mine seeing as i cant trust your mom.
Dan: Cool, any coffee?
October 31st, 2008 1:08 PM
911 : 911, What is the emergency?
Dan : 911, someone loves Chuck Bass.
October 31st, 2008 1:11 PM
Dan: "Hello?"
Voice in the phone: "Message from the dark side there is.."
Dan: "Chuck..?"
Voice in the phone: "Damn..."
October 31st, 2008 1:32 PM
Dan: Look, Blair, i already helped you with your whole loving chuck thing but now you want me to help you with sleeping with him? Too much blair, tell serena i love her.
October 31st, 2008 2:14 PM
"Jen, it's me. I'll be back at the loft in five minutes so make sure you and Nate are decent."
October 31st, 2008 2:24 PM
Dan: Hold on V, theres alot of noise coming from jenny's room and i think nates in there
October 31st, 2008 2:40 PM
Voice Message: Hi! You've reached BAABAA: Brooding, Angsty Artist Boys Anonymous Association. To speak to a councilor, press 1. For tips on brooding, press 2...
Dan:Crap! I need to take this number off speed dial...
October 31st, 2008 2:41 PM
Jenny: "Um... Dan I have something to tell you... but don't get all judgmental on me"
Dan: "Oh come on Jenny, you know that's not me... what is it?"
Jenny: (after a long pause) "im pregnant"
Dan: "Oh boy... from who?"
Jenny: "Nate"
Dan: "Man bangs is going down!"
October 31st, 2008 4:01 PM
D- Listen Blair i know I'm supposed to be helping you but i really don't care wether you wether you ware a corset or bra
B-Awwwwwwwwwww please i need a mans opinion
Spotted Lonely boy getting intimate with our own queen B could our very own Queen have have traded her own dark king for S's ex prince maybe opposites do attract ?
October 31st, 2008 4:02 PM
Dan: You and Aaron? That's great. Real great. Hold on, I got to go. Blair's here.
October 31st, 2008 4:07 PM
D-Listen Blair i realy don't care wether you ware a corset or a bra
B-wht abot underwear
D- defiantly thong
B-ok see you later
D-*thinks* yes i will
October 31st, 2008 4:12 PM
"Oh. My. God, B! I can't believe Chuck did that to you - again. He's such an ass or...what was your staying? He's such a 'Bass'? No? ... Oh, yeah, that's right, 'Basstard.' Thanks. I want some catchphrases, too!"