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Gossip Girl Caption Contest 24

Welcome to the 24th edition of the Gossip Girl Insider Caption Contest!

This week's winner is Nico. Congratulations! Scroll down to see the winning entry below the picture, as well as the full list of captions submitted this week.

Thanks to all for playing, and good luck again this week!

Jenny and Nate Dating?

Lily: You're with Jenny now? Good grief Nate, you sure get around.
Nate: Calm down Lily, you'll get your turn soon enough. *winks*
Lily: [giggles]
Jenny: Uh, I'm standing right here ...
Lily: Be quiet Jenny, the grown-ups are talking.


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  1. MAVIS Says:

    Lily: Ohhhh nate... you're getting chocolate chip ice-cream? That's just fine.
    Nate: Mrs. v d woodsen, Jenny and I are actually considering cookies
    Jenny: Yes! Actaully I'm still contemplating... perhaps mango fro-yo?

  2. enunciiate Says:

    Jenny: He is so irresistable.
    Lily: I know!
    Jenny: I claim him!
    Lily: He's taken, Jenny.
    Nate: Ladies! Please. There's enough of me to go around!
    Jenny [sarcastically]: You don't say?
    Lily: Jenny was talking about Chuck.
    Jenny: And Lily was talking about Chuck being taken by BLAIR.
    Lily/Jenny [at the same time]: GET OVER YOURSELF, NATE!

  3. MustLoveChuck Says:

    Lily: Welcome... are you two a couple now?
    Nate: Yea, older women didn't work out for me, so now I'm after younger ones.
    Jenny: Yeah, his man-bangs attract women of all ages... and if it doesn't work out with me his bangs also get him men like Dan.

  4. dCC Says:

    Lily: Are you two sure you want to go through with this? What will people say!
    Jenny: That we have the genetic power to create a child with the most perfect bangs...
    Nate: MAN-BANGS!!

  5. gossip_machine Says:

    What the characters are thinking:
    LILY: *If Jenny's here that must mean that Rufus is here! Where is he I wonder??*
    JENNY: *I wish she'd just stop talking. She still wants to get on my good side so she can hook up with my dad.*
    NATE: *Damn, Lily. You're way hotter than Serena.*

  6. Tanya Says:

    Lily: Jenny, does Rufus know you're not wearing any underwear?
    Jenny: (coyly smiling)
    Nate: Oh, she had them on when we left the house, I'm just adding them to my collection...

  7. Jen Says:

    Lily: So Jenny is Rufus here with you?
    Jenny: No he's not
    Lily: Oh ok well you two enjoy yourselves
    Lily walks away
    Lily: Damn

  8. juicygossiplvr Says:

    Gossip girl: Isnt this commiting rape mr archibald? Is she even of age yet? Well this is another thing for the archibald's to be ashamed of, speaking of ashamed where is rufus? Shouldnt he be discipling little J?

  9. F_xoxo Says:

    Jenny: "Hi mom, Im Eric now Erica! Got a sex change....better than being gay....rite?"
    Lily: "I shouldnt have let you out of Ostroff"
    Jenny: "Mom I even got a hottie like nate....he cant resist the van der woodsens....I can see why serena kicked her loyalty to B"
    Nate: Blushes
    Lily: Apalled
    Jenny: "Mrs Bass im kidding....go freshen up dad(rufus) will be coming to chase me....he might run into you if you are lucky and tell him im erica"

  10. f_xoxo Says:

    Jenny: "Hi mom, Im Eric now Erica! Got a sex change....better than being gay....rite?"
    Lily (Apalled): "I shouldnt have let you out of Ostroff....but oh my you look like rufus's daughter, jenny"
    Jenny: "Right, thats what i had been wanting to ask you mom. It wasn't Rufus's turn 3 husband's ago, was it?"
    Lily: "That was rude and in front of nate....?"
    Jenny: "He's potential family mom
    Lily: "Well...then I can tell you it could have been a possibility"(Wondering how would Anne Archibald's ring look on Erica's finger)
    Jenny: "I shouldn't be surprised....but now i can understand after turning into a girl"
    Jenny: "Mom I even got a hottie like nate....he cant resist the van der woodsens....I can see why serena kicked her loyalty to B"
    Nate: Blushes
    Jenny: "Mrs Bass im kidding....go freshen up dad(rufus) will be coming to chase me....he might run into you if you are lucky and tell him im erica or your secrets will be listed before xoxo Gossip girl"

  11. Jazz Says:

    Lily: So is the situation not weird?
    Jenny: So you noticed...
    Lily: How could i not?
    Nate: The matching bangs were Jenny's idea, really. I came up with the subtle ass - hand graze.
    Lily: Inspired.

  12. kp Says:

    Lily: Jenny and Nate this is a private function please leave.

    Jenny: I brought my dad

    Lily's thoughts(I can't wait until the episode were bart drops dead)

    Lily: In that case you can stay Jenny and since you din't bring Rufus.Get out Nate.

  13. Laura Says:

    Nate: Jenny b4 we left i think your dad saw us getting into the car...
    Jenny: What!!!?!! no! He better not come here!
    Lily: (says w/ huge grin) Rufus is coming? I better go put on my other way to overpriced dress that i bought as some fancy store.

  14. Laura Says:

    Nate: Jenny b4 we left i think your dad saw us getting into the car...
    Jenny: What!!!?!! no! He better not come here!
    Lily: (says w/ huge grin) Rufus is coming? I better go put on my other way to overpriced dress that i bought at some upperclass fancy store.

  15. AngelicaUK Says:


    Jenny: OMG are you the adoptive parent we found in the
    pennysaver?
    Lilly: Jenny you're pregnant! How did it happen?
    Jenny: Well, it all started with a chair.

  16. AngelicaUK Says:

    Jenny & Nate: You're a part time lover and a full time friend
    The monkey on you're back is the latest trend
    I don't see what anyone can see, in anyone else
    But you

    Lilly: All babies want to get borned! All babies want to get
    borned!

  17. Kim Says:

    Lily: Jenny, what did Blair say about wearing tights as pants?
    Jenny: Uhm...

  18. Nico Says:

    Lily: You're with Jenny now? Good grief Nate, you sure get around.
    Nate: Calm down Lily, you'll get your turn soon enough *winks*
    Lily: *giggles*
    Jenny: Uh I'm standing right here...
    Lily: Be quiet Jenny, the grown-ups are talking.

  19. victor Says:

    Nate: Hi Mrs. Van der Woodsen.
    Lily: It's Mrs. Bass.
    Jenny: Yeah, she ditched my dad for Chuck's.
    Lily: How's your mother?
    Jenny: Away, thanks to you.
    Nate: In the Hamptons. She couldn't come becau...
    Lily: Oh, right. The drug problem.

  20. de valois Says:

    Taylor: No, Kelly, we checked to make sure it was legal for Chace to kiss me on camera.

  21. Bee Says:

    Gossip Girl-

    Well well well
    Little J and her knight in shining Archibald,
    Looks like he rode in just at the right time,
    With so many dragons to slay, one little unpunished princess can't fight them all alone.
    Yet the question on out lips isn't if king and queen Bass approve,
    But rather which dragon will be the hardest to convince?
    We'll assume Dan Humprey's sharpening those teeth and claws.
    Let the battle commence.

  22. ameliacatalano@hotmail.com Says:

    Gossip Girl:

    Now that Jenny's found her match, maybe we can all be free of her antics. But just how far will she have to go to convince older brother humphrey that nate and her are for real?
    Hmmm, looks like the new-found bromance between the humphreys and nate will be replaced with.... actual romance.

  23. Sarz Says:

    Lily: Having a good evening?
    Jenny: Yup! I'm having a great time!
    *Lily walks away*
    Lily: Damn, because I really wanted you out of here.

  24. raaaahhh Says:

    Kim, yours should win aha it made me laugh (:

  25. gg-lover Says:

    MustLoveChuck urs is so the best!!! i really hope u win!!!!

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