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November 10th, 2008 5:00 PM
Lily:Why didn't you two use protection?! Oh goodness Jenny. You're showing.
November 10th, 2008 8:31 AM
Jenny: Lily hey how's it going?
Lily: Good. What are you doing here?
Jenny: Oh nothing just about to ruin your celebration with my own fashion line. By the way it's called J Humphrey, do want to buy some?
November 9th, 2008 7:54 PM
MustLoveChuck, gossipgirl lover and Bellamy should be in the top 3 to win! Theirs are so funny!
November 9th, 2008 6:00 PM
Lily: Jenny, is your dad plannig on coming to some of these shows?
Jenny: Maybe the next one.
Lily: Then you have my permission to have as many of the shows as you want.
Jenny: Really?
Lily: If your dad will come sure!
Lily walks away
Lily: YES!
November 9th, 2008 5:32 PM
lily:jenny ur here....with nate how very.....unusual
nate: yea i prefer younger woman
jenny: yea and i prefer older men
lilly: oh me too jenny !! just look at bart and me!
November 9th, 2008 5:04 PM
Lily: do u think this dress makes me look fat?
Jenny: what kind of dress is it?
Lily: an Elenor Waldorf design
Jenny:well than yes but i could make you a similar dress but a whole lot better
November 9th, 2008 4:51 PM
Lily: Do you think this bun makes my head look deformed?
Jenny [whispers to Nate]: Does she really want the truth?
Nate: [whispers to Jenny]: I don't think.
Jenny: Well than, no! *muttered* only mildly deformed.
November 9th, 2008 4:29 PM
Jenny: Ohh i came here ummm to inform you that someone actually likes your stepson
Lily: (thinking: how) who?
Jenny: Blair
Nate: woahh blair?!?
Jenny: yeah. there a good couple though: bitch waldorf and chuck basshole how cute.
November 9th, 2008 3:47 PM
Nate: Mrs. VanderWoodsen, looks like I'm still in the lead.
Lily: How many is it now?
Nate: Jenny's my number 5. 6 if you count the Yale student.
Lily: O god, I'm still not over my number 4. I need a drink.
Jenny: **Roll Eyes**
November 9th, 2008 1:29 PM
loving AngelicaUK's juno reference!
November 9th, 2008 9:59 AM
Lily: Well I hope you have a lovely evening, I really appreciate you both coming! Oh and don't get into any mischief now you two!
Jenny: Psst Nate, I'm having second thoughts about this guerilla fashion show!
Nate: Gorilla fashion??
November 8th, 2008 10:11 PM
lol!! i just read lurveyou, yours is funny as
November 8th, 2008 9:44 PM
Lily: Jenny, what brings you here?
Jenny: Um... well...
Nate: Actually, I brought Jenny. I love helping out with charity work.
Lily: Yes... so do Bart and I. Which is why we invited you.
November 8th, 2008 7:20 PM
also BELLAMY
that was funny as well
November 8th, 2008 7:19 PM
Nico and Jazz had the best ones... one of them should win!! funny shit!!! :)
November 8th, 2008 6:21 PM
For never was a story of more woe
Than this of Jenny and her Archibald.
November 8th, 2008 4:01 PM
Lily: So are you here by yourself? (to Jenny)
(nate walks up)
Nate: No, she is with me. My mom would of came, but she is in the Hamptons. So, I invited Jenny.
Lily: Oh, how sweet. Have any of you seen Serena tonight?
Nate and Jenny: No
Lily: Well, have fun kids.
November 8th, 2008 3:20 PM
Lily: Listen, I know you two think this is love at the moment, but don't you think Jenny a bit young for you Nate?
Nate: Oh don't worry, Jenny's totally mature... she's out of diapers already and everything!!
November 8th, 2008 2:43 PM
Lilly: nate are you two datting ?¿?¿
Nate : yes we are.
Lilly: weren't you sleeping with the duttches.
Nate : yes i was.
Lilly: but..didn't you go out with her friend vanesa.
Nate : yes i did.
Lilly: and you were blair's boyfriend.
Nate : yes i was.
Lilly: and you used to like my doughter...blair's bff
Nate : yep.
Lilly: and you don't think it's weird.
Nate : i'm a man-hore.. it's perfectly normal.
Jenny: (i so love his man-bangs)
November 8th, 2008 2:38 PM
Lily: "I need both of your opinion on something. HOW are we going to get chuck and blair together!?
Nate: I don't know, maybe you can kill Bart. Chuck will need to lean on Blair and they will eventually confess their true feelings!
Jenny: And then you'd be free to go out with my dad if you wanted...
November 8th, 2008 2:34 PM
What is with everyone and his bangs?
November 8th, 2008 1:56 PM
Lilly to herself wow Jenny looks like me how am I going to tell her that shes my daughter
Jenny Hi Mrs Bass how are you
Lilly Jenny hi how are you it's been awhile.
Jenny Yes I know just been busy
Lilly How did you know I was hear
Nate I invited her
Lilly to herself Jenny knows how to choose her men just like me
November 8th, 2008 1:38 PM
Lady: Isn't this illegal?
Nate: Wait I thought you were Serena!?!? Damn I have to get my blondes straight!
November 8th, 2008 12:28 PM
Lily: So Nate, you and Jenny are an item now?
Nate: Yeah we are
Lily: Jenny have you seen your father?
Jenny: No
Lily: Nate have you seen Charles?
Nate: No
Lily: (thinking) Damn it! Where have all the men gone?
November 8th, 2008 11:59 AM
Lily: You;re selling what?
Jenny: Miniature figurines of my father. I thought you might want one.
Lily: Well...I don't know....
Nate: They come in life size. *Grins*
Lily: *Looks around* Inflatable?
Jenny: *Shoots scared look at Nate, he shrugs* Uh, sure...