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November 29th, 2008 5:19 PM
Guy: So I have that information about Bart Bass you wanted, and this is some juicy stuff
Dan: okayy lemme see
Guy; Well look at these pictures I took of him with these young blonde girls, They cant be more than 16 && 17 or something.they are kinda hot though
Dan; OMG Serena..Jenny?!
November 29th, 2008 5:14 PM
Dan: A waistcoat and a man-bag, and you could look like me!
November 29th, 2008 2:35 PM
Random Guy: Give me your jacket punk. It doesn't match your shoes and bag.
November 29th, 2008 2:12 PM
Guy: Wow look at that hot blond haired girl
Dan: where?
Guy: over their, talking to the guy with the bangs
Dan: omg thats my sister... JENNYYY!!
November 29th, 2008 2:11 PM
Guy: Wow look at that hot blond hairded girl
Dan: where?
Guy: over their, talking to the guy with the bangs
Dan: omg thats my sister... JENNYYY!
November 29th, 2008 2:02 PM
Dan: wow your umm very big
Big Guy: OH SO YOUR BEING JUDGMENTAL HUH
Dan: no its just, it seems your unusally big and
BIG GUY: DO YOU WANT TO RUMBLE
Dan: I got to go umm write stuff
*Runs and screams like a litttle girl*
November 29th, 2008 1:01 PM
Dan; Wheres Agnes? I need to talk to her about what she did to jennys dresses
Guy; I dont know I already took out the trash.
November 29th, 2008 12:44 PM
Guy: give me all your money!
Dan: umm my dads in one of the most forgotten bands of the 90's and my mother bailed..... you might want to try the upper east side.
November 29th, 2008 11:07 AM
Dan: Hey, thanks for meeting me here
Man: No problem.
Dan: so, let's get this straight, you give me half your body weight, and I'll give you...
Man: Got any bottle-blond, pseudo-murdering, baggage ridden ex-girlfriends?
Dan:...deal.
November 29th, 2008 10:36 AM
Dan: I swear I was yelling 'That Bass-tard'... not fat... um, yeah, going to go now...
November 29th, 2008 6:51 AM
Fat Man Guy: Thank God!! you're here
Dan: Yeah! so what is the SOS thing ?
Fat Man Guy: Well! Serena is in ♥ with Aaron
you have to ruin their relationship
( Dan's like Omy!gosh-ish )
Dan: WHAT?! am I deft or their something on my ear.
Fat Man Guy: I think is My peanut butter just get through your
ear when i throw my peanut butter jam at the
garbage can.
Dan: Dude! this serious..
Fat Man Guy: No! seriously their is my peanut butter on
your ear.
( when he finish talking he swipe the peaunut
butter from dan's ear with his finger and
suck it to his mouth )
( Dan was showing his weird face and said )
Dan: What the.. that's gross man
♥ xoxo
November 29th, 2008 4:58 AM
Gossip girl: Looks like lonely boy is making some new trashy friends
November 28th, 2008 11:23 PM
Guy: What are you doing here! Get out of my home!
Dan: uh, okay...
November 28th, 2008 11:20 PM
Dan:So I'm guessing that face means no...no you won't help me break the world record for keeping my hands in my pockets.
Guy: Nope, I hold the title buddy and I don't care who the hell you are. You not stealing my title.
Dan: But I'm Dan Humphrey!
Guy: I don't care if you were the queen of sheba, your not getting the title.....but i could make an exception if you get me a date with Serena.....then maybe we'll talk.
November 28th, 2008 11:11 PM
GG:Gossip Girl here. Your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Manhattan's elite.Spotted at the Constance Billard Steps. Did Dan Humphrey really think Chuck Bass would go down without a fight?There's nothing Gossip Girl likes more than a good catfight. And this could be a classic!Chuck too scared to fight he's own battel.And who am I? That's one secret I'll never tell. You know you love me. Xoxo, GossipGirl.
DAN:excues me! I need to get in there for my next scene!
GUY:I was told to make you get fired.
DAN:But i dont understand who would do such a thing. [dan takes a ponder.] Chuckk. this has to be a misunderstanding.
GUY:nope. no misunderstanding here! now. i gotta do my job.
November 28th, 2008 11:10 PM
Dan: You're telling me that you are me...from the future? Wow! Those pills Chuck gave me in the bar a while back surely are powerful! Note to self: must find an excuse to get more.
November 28th, 2008 11:08 PM
Dumpster Dan?
Looks like Dan takes a visit to a stranger.
November 28th, 2008 10:55 PM
gossip girl:spotted Dan Humphrey talking to a nonimportant person. will he finally be destroyed. who knows.hahahaha. XOXO GOSSIP GIRL.
dan:so yeah! i dont really have any friends...and my scene is over. want to come to my trailer and hangut or something?
guy:hmm?not now im waiting for chuck. we're gunna go to the bar. i'll be there later.
dan:what man how could you turn me down. im dan Humphrey.
November 28th, 2008 10:30 PM
Dan: Does that jacket come in red? I think my Dad might like it...
November 28th, 2008 10:04 PM
Dan: Ooh, I hope in twenty years' time to look better than you!
November 28th, 2008 9:47 PM
Thanks LOVE!!!!!
November 28th, 2008 9:35 PM
Dan: So let me get this right... your telling me that your Nates new love interest...
I thought he was with Jenny, no wait... or was that Vanessa?
November 28th, 2008 8:35 PM
Thanks abby xo and enunciiate!
enunciiate, yours was hysterical!
November 28th, 2008 8:26 PM
iheartchuck and chuckylover i loved yours:)
very funnY!!!
November 28th, 2008 6:18 PM
Dan: Wait.. How Much?!?!
Okay. How much for a simple back rub?