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  1. queeng Says:

    Dan: Hey, sir have you seen a blonde girl with a bags
    Guy: No, i saw 2 girls one blonde and a brunette they were with a sweeing machine and a lot of clothes
    Dan: Thats Jenny and Agnes
    Guy: You better hurry caused they we're saying they didn' have too much time

  2. Maddiex Says:

    ha! xoxo_CB I love yours :D

  3. xoxo_CB Says:

    D: No, dude, I'm telling you the truth... Someone really does love Chuck Bass!

  4. enunciiate Says:

    Thanks abby xo!

    chuckylover made me laugh so hard! Great caption!

  5. Michaela Says:

    Gossip Girl:
    What do we have here? Lonely boy not staying so lonely with a mystery man??? Maybe Dan can now go after E. Will we def. keep you posted on this. XOXO Gossip Girl

  6. Toffee Says:

    Dan: I just need to get out of Brooklyn. For one night. I'd like to experience the world of a Scavenger.
    Guy: You're lucky I'm bored.
    Dan: Is that a yes?
    Guy: Get in, before I change my mind.

  7. Michaela Says:

    Guy: Give me your money!!
    Dan: I live in Brooklyn I already don't have money.
    Guy: Well than how did you buy your man purse?

  8. Tanya Says:

    Scruffy Dude: "hey, since you're done with your ex. Serena, do you mind if I give her a quick poke? I hear she's a great piece of ass.
    Dan: Um...do you really think we're done?

  9. Noora Says:

    Dan: OH MY GOD! Where did you get that coat, i *have* to get one!

    Guy: Umm... The flea market?

    Dan: Oh, must be a new store then.

  10. tina c Says:

    dan: hey man do you mind if i look through this trash someone tooks something from me and just tossed it like yesterdays garbage.

    guy: what was it maybe ive seen it.

    dan: my virginity!!!

    guy: serena van der woodsen huh?

  11. abby xo Says:

    LOL! enunciiate and chuckylove, yalls were funny :) good luck!

  12. chuckylover Says:

    Dan- Wait you're telling me one garbage bag can carry three dead cast members?
    Guy- Yup, that's the power of Glad Bags!

  13. Dev Says:

    Dan; You know a Serena Vander Woodsen?
    Guy; Hey-yeah. We screwed around a couple of years ago.
    Dan; Ah...of course. Well...have you seen her?
    Guy; Now, I'm not much of a stalker, but she was just walked by, lips locked with this fag who needed to shave...
    Dan; Yep...that's her...

  14. An Says:

    Guy: Hey, hey you. I got something in my pocket for you.
    Dan: Oh, no. I don't do drugs or anything like that. I'm a good boy.
    Guy: I took Cedric.
    Dan: YOU WHAT?! GIVE HIM BACK!
    Guy: Not until you give me your sisters phone number
    Dan: but...but....THATS MY CEDRIC.
    Guy: Blair said that would get to you, I never imagined how well.

  15. iheartchuck:) Says:

    Guy: [thinking] "geez, when did cowboy boots come back in style? I would never be caught in those. Poor kid."
    Dan: [thinking] "sheesh. Is plaid in, now? I better ask Blair befoe buying some."

  16. Izzy Says:

    Dan: Dude, I'm not a f***ing rent boy! Here's my friend Nate's number...

  17. UESgirl_forever Says:

    Blair is looking at this picture on GG

    B:....so thats what brooklyn looks like

  18. sarah Says:

    Guy: May I help you?
    D: I heard that Aaron stays here? With you? I actually need a personal talk with him.

  19. sarah Says:

    Guy: What's a guy like you wandering around places like these?
    D: Hi sir, I actually need a new place to stay. You mind to let me in?

  20. LovelyLady Says:

    Gossip Girl:

    Well, well, well. What's that? Lonely Boy talking to a stranger, hasn't anyone ever told you that strangers, especially in streetcorners aren't good, now now be a good boy.
    xoxo Gossip Girl

  21. I Says:

    Dan: Hi, Vanessa said I don't have any male friends and I wanna prove her wrong..so I'll give you 20$ if you pretend to like me!

  22. gboysb Says:

    D: i'm sorry for the way last night ended.. it was a waaaave...
    guy: yes, yeah i saw that.. *smiles*
    D: and since then i was wondering...
    guy: yes?
    D: are YOU HUNGRY??!

  23. LovelyLady Says:

    Dan: Hey, could you help me out here, apparently I need new and quite strance expiriences if I want to write good stories.

    Guy: Ooer

  24. enunciiate Says:

    Guy: Hey! Don't you play Dan on Gossip Girl?
    Dan: Yeah! Would you like an autograph?
    Guy: Actually, could you just help me move this garbage into my truck?

  25. Carolann Says:

    Dan: Plaid seems to be in this season...

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