Dan: Hey, sir have you seen a blonde girl with a bags
Guy: No, i saw 2 girls one blonde and a brunette they were with a sweeing machine and a lot of clothes
Dan: Thats Jenny and Agnes
Guy: You better hurry caused they we're saying they didn' have too much time
D: No, dude, I'm telling you the truth... Someone really does love Chuck Bass!
enunciiate Says:
November 28th, 2008 5:30 PM
Thanks abby xo!
chuckylover made me laugh so hard! Great caption!
Michaela Says:
November 28th, 2008 4:41 PM
Gossip Girl:
What do we have here? Lonely boy not staying so lonely with a mystery man??? Maybe Dan can now go after E. Will we def. keep you posted on this. XOXO Gossip Girl
Toffee Says:
November 28th, 2008 4:41 PM
Dan: I just need to get out of Brooklyn. For one night. I'd like to experience the world of a Scavenger.
Guy: You're lucky I'm bored.
Dan: Is that a yes?
Guy: Get in, before I change my mind.
Michaela Says:
November 28th, 2008 4:39 PM
Guy: Give me your money!!
Dan: I live in Brooklyn I already don't have money.
Guy: Well than how did you buy your man purse?
Tanya Says:
November 28th, 2008 4:03 PM
Scruffy Dude: "hey, since you're done with your ex. Serena, do you mind if I give her a quick poke? I hear she's a great piece of ass.
Dan: Um...do you really think we're done?
Noora Says:
November 28th, 2008 3:35 PM
Dan: OH MY GOD! Where did you get that coat, i *have* to get one!
dan: hey man do you mind if i look through this trash someone tooks something from me and just tossed it like yesterdays garbage.
guy: what was it maybe ive seen it.
dan: my virginity!!!
guy: serena van der woodsen huh?
abby xo Says:
November 28th, 2008 2:33 PM
LOL! enunciiate and chuckylove, yalls were funny :) good luck!
chuckylover Says:
November 28th, 2008 2:07 PM
Dan- Wait you're telling me one garbage bag can carry three dead cast members?
Guy- Yup, that's the power of Glad Bags!
Dev Says:
November 28th, 2008 1:48 PM
Dan; You know a Serena Vander Woodsen?
Guy; Hey-yeah. We screwed around a couple of years ago.
Dan; Ah...of course. Well...have you seen her?
Guy; Now, I'm not much of a stalker, but she was just walked by, lips locked with this fag who needed to shave...
Dan; Yep...that's her...
An Says:
November 28th, 2008 1:43 PM
Guy: Hey, hey you. I got something in my pocket for you.
Dan: Oh, no. I don't do drugs or anything like that. I'm a good boy.
Guy: I took Cedric.
Dan: YOU WHAT?! GIVE HIM BACK!
Guy: Not until you give me your sisters phone number
Dan: but...but....THATS MY CEDRIC.
Guy: Blair said that would get to you, I never imagined how well.
iheartchuck:) Says:
November 28th, 2008 1:38 PM
Guy: [thinking] "geez, when did cowboy boots come back in style? I would never be caught in those. Poor kid."
Dan: [thinking] "sheesh. Is plaid in, now? I better ask Blair befoe buying some."
Izzy Says:
November 28th, 2008 1:06 PM
Dan: Dude, I'm not a f***ing rent boy! Here's my friend Nate's number...
UESgirl_forever Says:
November 28th, 2008 11:57 AM
Blair is looking at this picture on GG
B:....so thats what brooklyn looks like
sarah Says:
November 28th, 2008 11:30 AM
Guy: May I help you?
D: I heard that Aaron stays here? With you? I actually need a personal talk with him.
sarah Says:
November 28th, 2008 11:28 AM
Guy: What's a guy like you wandering around places like these?
D: Hi sir, I actually need a new place to stay. You mind to let me in?
LovelyLady Says:
November 28th, 2008 11:18 AM
Gossip Girl:
Well, well, well. What's that? Lonely Boy talking to a stranger, hasn't anyone ever told you that strangers, especially in streetcorners aren't good, now now be a good boy.
xoxo Gossip Girl
I Says:
November 28th, 2008 11:18 AM
Dan: Hi, Vanessa said I don't have any male friends and I wanna prove her wrong..so I'll give you 20$ if you pretend to like me!
gboysb Says:
November 28th, 2008 11:09 AM
D: i'm sorry for the way last night ended.. it was a waaaave...
guy: yes, yeah i saw that.. *smiles*
D: and since then i was wondering...
guy: yes?
D: are YOU HUNGRY??!
LovelyLady Says:
November 28th, 2008 10:58 AM
Dan: Hey, could you help me out here, apparently I need new and quite strance expiriences if I want to write good stories.
Guy: Ooer
enunciiate Says:
November 28th, 2008 10:31 AM
Guy: Hey! Don't you play Dan on Gossip Girl?
Dan: Yeah! Would you like an autograph?
Guy: Actually, could you just help me move this garbage into my truck?
November 28th, 2008 5:58 PM
Dan: Hey, sir have you seen a blonde girl with a bags
Guy: No, i saw 2 girls one blonde and a brunette they were with a sweeing machine and a lot of clothes
Dan: Thats Jenny and Agnes
Guy: You better hurry caused they we're saying they didn' have too much time
November 28th, 2008 5:49 PM
ha! xoxo_CB I love yours :D
November 28th, 2008 5:41 PM
D: No, dude, I'm telling you the truth... Someone really does love Chuck Bass!
November 28th, 2008 5:30 PM
Thanks abby xo!
chuckylover made me laugh so hard! Great caption!
November 28th, 2008 4:41 PM
Gossip Girl:
What do we have here? Lonely boy not staying so lonely with a mystery man??? Maybe Dan can now go after E. Will we def. keep you posted on this. XOXO Gossip Girl
November 28th, 2008 4:41 PM
Dan: I just need to get out of Brooklyn. For one night. I'd like to experience the world of a Scavenger.
Guy: You're lucky I'm bored.
Dan: Is that a yes?
Guy: Get in, before I change my mind.
November 28th, 2008 4:39 PM
Guy: Give me your money!!
Dan: I live in Brooklyn I already don't have money.
Guy: Well than how did you buy your man purse?
November 28th, 2008 4:03 PM
Scruffy Dude: "hey, since you're done with your ex. Serena, do you mind if I give her a quick poke? I hear she's a great piece of ass.
Dan: Um...do you really think we're done?
November 28th, 2008 3:35 PM
Dan: OH MY GOD! Where did you get that coat, i *have* to get one!
Guy: Umm... The flea market?
Dan: Oh, must be a new store then.
November 28th, 2008 3:25 PM
dan: hey man do you mind if i look through this trash someone tooks something from me and just tossed it like yesterdays garbage.
guy: what was it maybe ive seen it.
dan: my virginity!!!
guy: serena van der woodsen huh?
November 28th, 2008 2:33 PM
LOL! enunciiate and chuckylove, yalls were funny :) good luck!
November 28th, 2008 2:07 PM
Dan- Wait you're telling me one garbage bag can carry three dead cast members?
Guy- Yup, that's the power of Glad Bags!
November 28th, 2008 1:48 PM
Dan; You know a Serena Vander Woodsen?
Guy; Hey-yeah. We screwed around a couple of years ago.
Dan; Ah...of course. Well...have you seen her?
Guy; Now, I'm not much of a stalker, but she was just walked by, lips locked with this fag who needed to shave...
Dan; Yep...that's her...
November 28th, 2008 1:43 PM
Guy: Hey, hey you. I got something in my pocket for you.
Dan: Oh, no. I don't do drugs or anything like that. I'm a good boy.
Guy: I took Cedric.
Dan: YOU WHAT?! GIVE HIM BACK!
Guy: Not until you give me your sisters phone number
Dan: but...but....THATS MY CEDRIC.
Guy: Blair said that would get to you, I never imagined how well.
November 28th, 2008 1:38 PM
Guy: [thinking] "geez, when did cowboy boots come back in style? I would never be caught in those. Poor kid."
Dan: [thinking] "sheesh. Is plaid in, now? I better ask Blair befoe buying some."
November 28th, 2008 1:06 PM
Dan: Dude, I'm not a f***ing rent boy! Here's my friend Nate's number...
November 28th, 2008 11:57 AM
Blair is looking at this picture on GG
B:....so thats what brooklyn looks like
November 28th, 2008 11:30 AM
Guy: May I help you?
D: I heard that Aaron stays here? With you? I actually need a personal talk with him.
November 28th, 2008 11:28 AM
Guy: What's a guy like you wandering around places like these?
D: Hi sir, I actually need a new place to stay. You mind to let me in?
November 28th, 2008 11:18 AM
Gossip Girl:
Well, well, well. What's that? Lonely Boy talking to a stranger, hasn't anyone ever told you that strangers, especially in streetcorners aren't good, now now be a good boy.
xoxo Gossip Girl
November 28th, 2008 11:18 AM
Dan: Hi, Vanessa said I don't have any male friends and I wanna prove her wrong..so I'll give you 20$ if you pretend to like me!
November 28th, 2008 11:09 AM
D: i'm sorry for the way last night ended.. it was a waaaave...
guy: yes, yeah i saw that.. *smiles*
D: and since then i was wondering...
guy: yes?
D: are YOU HUNGRY??!
November 28th, 2008 10:58 AM
Dan: Hey, could you help me out here, apparently I need new and quite strance expiriences if I want to write good stories.
Guy: Ooer
November 28th, 2008 10:31 AM
Guy: Hey! Don't you play Dan on Gossip Girl?
Dan: Yeah! Would you like an autograph?
Guy: Actually, could you just help me move this garbage into my truck?
November 28th, 2008 10:25 AM
Dan: Plaid seems to be in this season...