dan - so what's goin' thru that evil brain of yours ?
blair - you really wanna know ?
dan - sure, enlighten me.
blair - im asking God what did i do to deserve to be stuck sitting next to you out of all people, you Dan Humphrey!
dan - oh...
myCHAiRlady. Says:
April 17th, 2009 3:44 PM
Dan : can you be anymore annoying ?
Blair : shut up, you know you love me.
Dan : wait, so your gossip girl ?!
Blair : umm no... i was just stating the obvious... duh !
Blair: Humphrey
Dan: Your Bitcheyness
Blair: Now thats more like it.
Dorota_x Says:
April 17th, 2009 3:49 PM
Dan: You know, know that I have slept with Miss Carr, I have a thing for brunettes....actually, one in particular.....
Blair: Never in a million years Humphrey!
Dan: I was actually talking about Dorota.
??? Says:
April 17th, 2009 3:55 PM
way to be original Dorota_x ! next time think of your own caption before you steal someone elses.
SG Says:
April 17th, 2009 4:11 PM
Dan: you ever think bout that kiss we shared ?
Blair: 1st of all that was in 4th grade and 2nd of all it was before i discovered Nate Archibald and the fact that you have cooties !
Dan: hey, it was still awesome from what i remembered !
Blair: yea I'm sure you remember perfectly considering you kissed like 3 people in your entire pathetic life.
Dan: Oh great...now Blair has me in one of her stupid dream sequences.
Evelyn Says:
April 17th, 2009 4:39 PM
Blair: Im so lost in thought....
Dan: well it is an unfamiliar terriorty
Blair: No I just realize something and if i wanted shit from you u squeeze your head, but then that hat would get ruin and i have to put up with your face
Dan: let me guess you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already, without your putting in so much effort to give us another?
Blair: HA HA ur funny....no i found the answer to my life is not yale but something else something bigger
Dan: while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions... look here comes Chuck
Maria C. Says:
April 17th, 2009 5:05 PM
LC and Whitney from the hills are in the audience:
LC: There's feathers...
whitney: we love feathers.
rifhan Says:
April 17th, 2009 5:08 PM
Stop making ur face like that. It reminds me of Chuck.
Rylea Says:
April 17th, 2009 5:11 PM
Dan: "Where's Serena?"
Blair: "I don't-"
Dan: "Maybe I should go look for her. Something bad could have-"
Blair: "Serena might have found your stalkerish traits admirable, but I don't"
Dan: "I'm not-"
Blair: "Hiding behind a rack at a store? Checking Gossip Girl for pitures of her while she's out of the country?"
Dan: "How did you-"
Blair: "I'm Blair Waldorf."
JJ Says:
April 17th, 2009 5:17 PM
Slightly revised version of the original:
B: Driver, to the Palace Hotel
D: Yes ma'am
B: Don't take your time...just make it quick
D: That's what Ms. Carr just said...
ChairFan Says:
April 17th, 2009 5:23 PM
TITLE: The Clueless Mind Of Dan Humphrey
Blair: Don't you dare say a word about that kiss the other day Humphrey, It was a dare.
Dan: Well If your ex's best friend kissed you, you would be confused too.
Blair: ...
Dan: What? What'd I say?
JJ Says:
April 17th, 2009 5:28 PM
One more...
D: Are you happy to see me, or is that a hoop skirt under your dress?
B: Keep your hands on the reigns, Humphrey
D: Oooo Blair, I love it when you talk DIRTY!
April 17th, 2009 3:41 PM
dan - so what's goin' thru that evil brain of yours ?
blair - you really wanna know ?
dan - sure, enlighten me.
blair - im asking God what did i do to deserve to be stuck sitting next to you out of all people, you Dan Humphrey!
dan - oh...
April 17th, 2009 3:44 PM
Dan : can you be anymore annoying ?
Blair : shut up, you know you love me.
Dan : wait, so your gossip girl ?!
Blair : umm no... i was just stating the obvious... duh !
April 17th, 2009 3:47 PM
Blair: Humphrey
Dan: Your Bitcheyness
Blair: Now thats more like it.
April 17th, 2009 3:49 PM
Dan: You know, know that I have slept with Miss Carr, I have a thing for brunettes....actually, one in particular.....
Blair: Never in a million years Humphrey!
Dan: I was actually talking about Dorota.
April 17th, 2009 3:55 PM
way to be original Dorota_x ! next time think of your own caption before you steal someone elses.
April 17th, 2009 4:11 PM
Dan: you ever think bout that kiss we shared ?
Blair: 1st of all that was in 4th grade and 2nd of all it was before i discovered Nate Archibald and the fact that you have cooties !
Dan: hey, it was still awesome from what i remembered !
Blair: yea I'm sure you remember perfectly considering you kissed like 3 people in your entire pathetic life.
April 17th, 2009 4:17 PM
shit im sitting too close to him without my tetnus shot. damnit:|
April 17th, 2009 4:32 PM
Please don't notice me with humphrey!!!!!
April 17th, 2009 4:38 PM
Dan: Oh great...now Blair has me in one of her stupid dream sequences.
April 17th, 2009 4:39 PM
Blair: Im so lost in thought....
Dan: well it is an unfamiliar terriorty
Blair: No I just realize something and if i wanted shit from you u squeeze your head, but then that hat would get ruin and i have to put up with your face
Dan: let me guess you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already, without your putting in so much effort to give us another?
Blair: HA HA ur funny....no i found the answer to my life is not yale but something else something bigger
Dan: while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions... look here comes Chuck
April 17th, 2009 5:05 PM
LC and Whitney from the hills are in the audience:
LC: There's feathers...
whitney: we love feathers.
April 17th, 2009 5:08 PM
Stop making ur face like that. It reminds me of Chuck.
April 17th, 2009 5:11 PM
Dan: "Where's Serena?"
Blair: "I don't-"
Dan: "Maybe I should go look for her. Something bad could have-"
Blair: "Serena might have found your stalkerish traits admirable, but I don't"
Dan: "I'm not-"
Blair: "Hiding behind a rack at a store? Checking Gossip Girl for pitures of her while she's out of the country?"
Dan: "How did you-"
Blair: "I'm Blair Waldorf."
April 17th, 2009 5:17 PM
Slightly revised version of the original:
B: Driver, to the Palace Hotel
D: Yes ma'am
B: Don't take your time...just make it quick
D: That's what Ms. Carr just said...
April 17th, 2009 5:23 PM
TITLE: The Clueless Mind Of Dan Humphrey
Blair: Don't you dare say a word about that kiss the other day Humphrey, It was a dare.
Dan: Well If your ex's best friend kissed you, you would be confused too.
Blair: ...
Dan: What? What'd I say?
April 17th, 2009 5:28 PM
One more...
D: Are you happy to see me, or is that a hoop skirt under your dress?
B: Keep your hands on the reigns, Humphrey
D: Oooo Blair, I love it when you talk DIRTY!
April 17th, 2009 6:18 PM
JJ. I love yours. hahaa especially the one about the hoop skirt.
April 17th, 2009 6:32 PM
sammy* & lola's are the funniest =D
April 17th, 2009 7:14 PM
Dan: Rachel's the one who made the call, and thats why you're not in Yale.
Blair: Alright then, off to Harvard!
April 17th, 2009 8:39 PM
D:so..this is why so birds are in exthincion.
B: what did you said Humprey?!
D: eh...you look stuning?
B: well, that willl do.
April 17th, 2009 9:11 PM
"Hey Blair, wanna trade hats?"
April 17th, 2009 9:12 PM
Or
"Hey Blair, you can wear my hat if I can hold your fan."
April 17th, 2009 9:16 PM
Blair: It's Britney Blair, bitch.
Dan: Oh god, she's back...
;)
April 17th, 2009 9:28 PM
Blaire: *thoughts* One word Humphrey, one word and this fan won't look so innocent...
April 17th, 2009 9:41 PM
oops i realized i spelt Blair wrong
-shot-