Blair: I'm the best queen Constance has ever crowned ! Penelope: you're the ONLY queen Constance has crowned. Blair: awww thank you! Penelope: *confused*
RACOON EYEZ* Says: May 18th, 2009 5:14 PM
B- OMG i haven't been this excited since i lost my virginity ! C- *shouts* yea that's the face she made when she first saw my-- N- CHUCK ! C- precisely.
JJ-NYC Says: May 18th, 2009 3:55 PM
GG: Ahh look, Blair is finally getting the royal treatment she deserves. Don't think it was a surprise that she was crowned Queen. But better break out those crayons you used to color this fairy tale in your book, B, cause all that glitters it not gold. Just ask Mariah.
You know you love me. XOXO
brooklyn. Says: May 18th, 2009 1:34 PM
Blair: throughout my entire life, i always knew this day would come. When all will hail the Queen and bow at her feet. I'm surprised it took this long for you peasants to worship thy-self but then again your brains are miniscule-- Penelope: *coughs* times ticking... Blair: do you dare interrupt Queen Blair?! *scoffs* off with the witches head !
Penelope: (grumbling) This is the last time I let Nelly Yuki talk me into something... Blair: You've been taking orders from a girl who willingly put on a fat suit? HA!
Rune Says: May 18th, 2009 9:55 AM
Blair: (sarcastic voice) Thanks Penelope, I knew I would win, (Blair being "nice" voice) as I always do
Gemadenisse Says: May 18th, 2009 9:52 AM
Blair: After tonight the old Blair will be death and buried... Penelope: I need an alibi!
cbass_xoxo Says: May 18th, 2009 9:40 AM
Duck, duck, GOOSE!!!!
Gemadenisse Says: May 18th, 2009 9:04 AM
Blair: I couldn´t... Penelope: Yes you can... Something this beautiful deserves to be seen in Someone worths it´s beauty. Blair: Take me NOW
chair4evr Says: May 17th, 2009 11:25 PM
Penelope: ill be taking this tiara. hmm. thats weird, its stuck to blairs hair. oh well looks like a bad hair day is coming blairs way... Blair: OUCH! MY HAIR!! you ruined it penelope. ruining my hair wont make nate love you. IM PROM QUEEN!
Blair: Oh, it is such an honour to be your prom queen. I want to thank all those who voted for me. And for all those who attempted to cross me I will meet you in room 1802 for your punishment. Nate(offscreen): Isn't that your suite? Chuck(offscreen): Nathaniel, how many times do I have to tell you, Blair is yours. (to himself) Now, where did I put my signature scarf? Nate: Why do you need your scarf? Chuck: Oh no reason. I've just got a few things to...tie up with it.
Blair: Oh, it is such an honour to be your prom queen. I want to thank all those who voted for me. And for all those who attempted to cross me I will meet you in room 1802 for your punishment. Yuki(offscreen): Does she mean us? Penelope: No, she doesn't know we tried to fix the ballots. Blair: I do now.
Blair: I may be smiling now, minion but that doesn't mean I'm going to forget what you tried to do. I own prom and I own school, that also means I own you. If you want to get off easy then I suggest you and Dorota get accquainted - she knows what to do with those who cross me. Chuck(offscreen): Don't mention that woman around me, I wasn't able to get rid of those marks for days. Blair: It's not like you didn't deserve it. Now go away, I've got a minion to punish. Chuck: Well, you can punish me anytime.
By the way, thanks Blair&Nate. Glad you thought my other one was funny. :D
Penelope: If your Queen Bee then why does your crown have a butterfly on it?
Danielle Says: May 17th, 2009 7:30 PM
B- Oh my god, i have everything; Nate, prom and a college! If only daddy could see me know! P- You may have the tiara but Archibald is mine Waldorf!Your tiara will be your downfall, die queen die!
curlylove Says: May 17th, 2009 6:09 PM
blair: omg u guys choose me to b yr queen again i'm so flattered penelope:who the hell voted for her we cheated. can i just smack her and that big grin off her face!!!
Cath23 Says: May 17th, 2009 4:50 PM
To quote soapnet's awesome puppet recaps:
"A tiara! That's like a headband... for a princess!"
Chuckarina Says: May 17th, 2009 3:45 PM
Penelope: Well now congratu... Blair: ZIP. The only thing not perfect is you crowning me...where is Elizabeth Taylor when you need her the most. Well, fake it Blair, smile away...
Penelope: This is one of the most painful moments of my life. Blair: Please, it can't be more painful than that time you wore that hideous monstrosity you called a head band.
May 18th, 2009 5:40 PM
Blair: I'm the best queen Constance has ever crowned !
Penelope: you're the ONLY queen Constance has crowned.
Blair: awww thank you!
Penelope: *confused*
May 18th, 2009 5:14 PM
B- OMG i haven't been this excited since i lost my virginity !
C- *shouts* yea that's the face she made when she first saw my--
N- CHUCK !
C- precisely.
May 18th, 2009 3:55 PM
GG: Ahh look, Blair is finally getting the royal treatment she deserves. Don't think it was a surprise that she was crowned Queen. But better break out those crayons you used to color this fairy tale in your book, B, cause all that glitters it not gold. Just ask Mariah.
You know you love me. XOXO
May 18th, 2009 1:34 PM
Blair: throughout my entire life, i always knew this day would come. When all will hail the Queen and bow at her feet. I'm surprised it took this long for you peasants to worship thy-self but then again your brains are miniscule--
Penelope: *coughs* times ticking...
Blair: do you dare interrupt Queen Blair?! *scoffs* off with the witches head !
May 18th, 2009 10:03 AM
Penelope: (grumbling) This is the last time I let Nelly Yuki talk me into something...
Blair: You've been taking orders from a girl who willingly put on a fat suit? HA!
May 18th, 2009 9:55 AM
Blair: (sarcastic voice) Thanks Penelope, I knew I would win, (Blair being "nice" voice) as I always do
May 18th, 2009 9:52 AM
Blair: After tonight the old Blair will be death and buried...
Penelope: I need an alibi!
May 18th, 2009 9:40 AM
Duck, duck, GOOSE!!!!
May 18th, 2009 9:04 AM
Blair: I couldn´t...
Penelope: Yes you can... Something this beautiful deserves to be seen in Someone worths it´s beauty.
Blair: Take me NOW
May 17th, 2009 11:25 PM
Penelope: ill be taking this tiara. hmm. thats weird, its stuck to blairs hair. oh well looks like a bad hair day is coming blairs way...
Blair: OUCH! MY HAIR!! you ruined it penelope. ruining my hair wont make nate love you. IM PROM QUEEN!
May 17th, 2009 9:00 PM
Wanted to try my last one again.
Blair: Oh, it is such an honour to be your prom queen. I want to thank all those who voted for me. And for all those who attempted to cross me I will meet you in room 1802 for your punishment.
Nate(offscreen): Isn't that your suite?
Chuck(offscreen): Nathaniel, how many times do I have to tell you, Blair is yours. (to himself) Now, where did I put my signature scarf?
Nate: Why do you need your scarf?
Chuck: Oh no reason. I've just got a few things to...tie up with it.
May 17th, 2009 8:44 PM
Blair: Oh, it is such an honour to be your prom queen. I want to thank all those who voted for me. And for all those who attempted to cross me I will meet you in room 1802 for your punishment.
Yuki(offscreen): Does she mean us?
Penelope: No, she doesn't know we tried to fix the ballots.
Blair: I do now.
May 17th, 2009 8:30 PM
Blair: I may be smiling now, minion but that doesn't mean I'm going to forget what you tried to do. I own prom and I own school, that also means I own you. If you want to get off easy then I suggest you and Dorota get accquainted - she knows what to do with those who cross me.
Chuck(offscreen): Don't mention that woman around me, I wasn't able to get rid of those marks for days.
Blair: It's not like you didn't deserve it. Now go away, I've got a minion to punish.
Chuck: Well, you can punish me anytime.
By the way, thanks Blair&Nate. Glad you thought my other one was funny. :D
May 17th, 2009 8:15 PM
Penelope: If your Queen Bee then why does your crown have a butterfly on it?
May 17th, 2009 7:30 PM
B- Oh my god, i have everything; Nate, prom and a college! If only daddy could see me know!
P- You may have the tiara but Archibald is mine Waldorf!Your tiara will be your downfall, die queen die!
May 17th, 2009 6:09 PM
blair: omg u guys choose me to b yr queen again i'm so flattered
penelope:who the hell voted for her we cheated. can i just smack her and that big grin off her face!!!
May 17th, 2009 4:50 PM
To quote soapnet's awesome puppet recaps:
"A tiara! That's like a headband... for a princess!"
May 17th, 2009 3:45 PM
Penelope: Well now congratu...
Blair: ZIP. The only thing not perfect is you crowning me...where is Elizabeth Taylor when you need her the most. Well, fake it Blair, smile away...
May 17th, 2009 10:04 AM
Penelope: This is one of the most painful moments of my life.
Blair: Please, it can't be more painful than that time you wore that hideous monstrosity you called a head band.
May 17th, 2009 8:47 AM
Penelope: *thinking* I hate you.
May 17th, 2009 8:24 AM
[Penelope thinking ] : Where's the damn bomb trigger ? Should have been right in the middle of that fake tiara !
May 16th, 2009 10:07 PM
B: MINE! It's all mine!
P: Would you like fries with that?
May 16th, 2009 9:48 PM
Thank you Luci-Marlena :)
May 16th, 2009 9:44 PM
Thanks Blair&Nate :D
May 16th, 2009 9:04 PM
shadow243 Says:
May 16th, 2009 1:15 PM
Blair: For me! I'm touched.
Chuck(offscreen): Not as touched as you're gonna be when I'm finished with you.
Nate(offscreen): Dude! Come on!
this one's hilarious too.