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May 24th, 2009 5:13 PM
Aww thanx OMFGGaga =]
Haha yea with Nate it was a toughy but then i remembered that politicians don't always have to be smart as long as they come from a rich family lol.
May 24th, 2009 4:59 PM
Dan: It's a post card from Rachel.
Vanessa: Well, we all know why she left town
Dan:..... yeah.
Vanessa: You shouldn't of brought Cedric to the play.
May 24th, 2009 4:32 PM
haha elle yours is funny!
May 24th, 2009 4:09 PM
Dan: Check it out Vanessa
Vanessa: What is it?
Dan: Look how completely irrelevant we always were!!
May 24th, 2009 4:05 PM
Dan: don't look back but I think nelly yuki is looking this direction
Vanessa: nelly who ?
Dan: nevermind
May 24th, 2009 3:11 PM
D: Here's your outfits before drugs.
V: Uh huh?
D: And here's your sense of style after...
V: Ohhhhhhh...I see your point.
D: Stay in school and away from drugs, kids. Or you could wind up dressing like Vanessa.
If that's not incentive, I don't know what is.
May 24th, 2009 1:45 PM
MARiLYNN* , I really liked your Most Likely list... I wouldn't have chosen president for Nate, but then again, Dubya managed not one but two terms... and Nate's a hell of a lot nicer. :)
May 24th, 2009 12:19 PM
Vanessa: "So it's true...gossip girl really has had her computer and cell phone stolen. She's has had to resort to printing on paper"
Dan: "I did not do that with Miss Queller! I didn't even do that with Rachel!"
May 24th, 2009 11:58 AM
LEXXX Says:
May 22nd, 2009 10:59 AM
Dan:... I don't see my name.
Vanessa: I don't see how that's a problem. I thought you hated this school? It's filled with fake, trust-fund dependent children.
Dan: *pause* I'm sorry, who did you sleep with again? Twice?
Vanessa: OH! Here's your name! It's under the catagory of 'Calling the Kettle Black'.
Dan: So it is! And look! You're the club presedent!
Vanessa:... I'm going to find Nate...jack-*ss.
CHOOSE THIS ONE! LOL
May 24th, 2009 11:53 AM
Dan and Vanessa are checking out Georgina Sparks! Season 3 Script. "We hear that a G and B battle it out till the end. We've heard this story before and it didn't have a happy ending. Watch out B, hell is on the way."
Dan- Finally, Blairs gonna get hacked off the script. Damn, why couldn't they hack Vanessa?"
Vanessa-Um, wtf? I'm right here Dan, do you really hate me?
Dan- Well theres no easy way to say this but yes. I wish you would die. Have fun backpacking. Don't fall off a cliff, or do...it doesn't really matter.
May 24th, 2009 11:34 AM
Dan: Are you kidding me? A “Special Advertising Section” in the program for graduation? How cheap can you get?
Vanessa: I agree. That’s so lame.
Dan: Wait a second…then why do you have an ad in here?
Vanessa: Huh? What do you mean?
Dan: See, right there, it says, “For a good time, call Vanessa Abrams! I’ll fulfill your wildest fantasies!” Who let them print this? I can’t believe that Chuck would do this to you!
Vanessa: Believe me, Chuck didn’t write that. If he did, there’s no way he would have used the words “good time.” I mean, we’re talking about me, here! Chuck…has standards.
Dan: Chuck has standards?! Are we talking about the same Chuck here? As in Bass, who sleeps with prostitutes?!
Vanessa: Like I said, we’re talking about ME here.
Dan: Oh, right. Duh. Poor guy.
May 24th, 2009 11:18 AM
Dan: 'if we take this street up here then turn right-'
Vanessa(interupting): 'wait.. wait..WHY ARE WE HEADED there AGAIN? why are we going to chuck's STD-filled lair?i've been there before!'
Dan: 'What? i was under the presumption we're headed for Lilly and Rufus' love shack. we're meeting up with them and eric and jenny for some of Dad's chilli, lilly gave us the directions. You're clearly tramautised!'
May 24th, 2009 11:00 AM
Dan: Oh, V. This report says that all of Gossip Girl fandoms hate you and want you dead.
Vanessa: Oh shit. Am I going to get written off the show??!!? I thought screwing Nate and Chuck would have helped me to be liked by the fans!! (Scream Scream Scream!)
Dan: Shut up, bitch!
Vanessa: Fuck me know. There's only you left!
May 24th, 2009 9:57 AM
Vanessa-Oh wow, that is a baaad picture of you.
Dan-That's not me! Hey I'm not even in here.
Vanessa-Oh.... sorry, it just kind of reminded me of you...
Dan-Vanessa, that's a friggin girl.
Vanessa-yeah, I know.
May 24th, 2009 8:57 AM
Wait, alternate ending:
Vanessa: What are you staring at, Dan? Is that Serena's picture? You really need to branch out a little! Nelly Yuki's pretty cute, right? Give it a shot!
Dan: I'd rather eat my own foot.
May 24th, 2009 8:56 AM
Vanessa: What are you staring at, Dan? Is that Serena's picture? You really need to branch out a little! Nelly Yuki's pretty cute, right? Give it a shot!
Dan: (mocking) Rufus Humphrey's cute, too, right? He's my DAD, but we can move past that!
Vanessa: Point taken.
May 24th, 2009 8:49 AM
Dan: Look at this! They have an excerpt of one of my poems! Read it, V!
Vanessa: I CAN'T, Dan.
Dan: WHAT?!
Vanessa: I don't go to school! Do you expect me to know how to read??? Why would I try to learn when I could use this thing........
Dan: It's called a VIDEO CAMERA.
May 24th, 2009 8:47 AM
D: According to this brochure u are a stupid whore.
V: Oh, no!
D: Maybe u can show then one of ur videos and prove them wrong.What do u have in ur video camera?
V: Me and chuck havind sex...
D: Then I guess they're not wrong.
May 24th, 2009 8:44 AM
Vanessa: How did Serena get such a great picture?
Dan: Maybe she’s born with it, Maybe its Maybelline
I love this one, xBlairAndChuckx! It's hilarious!!!! It should sooooooo win!!!!!
May 24th, 2009 8:38 AM
Penn : Hey, this says u should have been dead all this season.
Jessica : I know. I filmed my part in the episodes myself. Cant u see the camera???
May 24th, 2009 6:12 AM
D: So, what do you think?
V: /pauses/ I don't know... they're all really good.
D: Yeah, but I kinda like this blue-sequined one.
V: It's a back-baring dress, do you think you can pull that off?
D: Oh, please. I can pull of anything!
May 24th, 2009 5:21 AM
Dan:Hey, look! My name's not on there
Vanessa: yeah, it is. It's under here
Dan: But I Have a diploma! I'm going to Yale!
May 24th, 2009 5:09 AM
Dan: Ah, look. Chuck Bass is graduating after never being in school.
Vanessa: Yeah, figures . . .
Dan: Wait, where's my name? My name is not listed.
Vanessa: Yeah, figures . . .
May 24th, 2009 3:04 AM
D:Can you believe that they put our freshman year school photos
V: At least you looked innocent there, doing you a favor Dan
D: excuse me "i slept with chuck twice"
V: you are excused "i slept with my teacher"
D: alright point taked
May 23rd, 2009 10:34 PM
Dan: "According to the script you and Nate will find Chuck Bass drunk and desolate in the Paris this summer."
Vanessa: "I never bribed the writers to put me in a Nate/Chuck sandwich."
Dan: "What?"
Vanessa: "What?"
*Dan looks at Vanessa*
Vanessa: "I thought we were still playing..."