Gossip Girl Redux: Tuesday A.M. Index
As always, New York Magazine has provided its uniquely insightful, and completely random thoughts on last night's Gossip Girl. With points awarded and deducted as it sees fit.
Check out some excerpts, then comment and add your own ...
- "You're famous because you got arrested," Blair Waldorf says to Serena van der Woodsen. "Of course this happened to YOU." She is so jealous. Plus 1.
- Jenny's graduation outfit is just ridiculous ... she looks like a slutty Fry Guy. Minus 2.
- Cyrus and Eleanor's awkward matchmaking maneuvers are spot-on. Plus 1.
- What kind of parent, even Rufus, would try to force their kid to go to a debaucherous graduation party, a.k.a. a universally known date-rape circus? Minus 2.
- Of course Nelly Yuki is too drunk too early at the graduation party. Plus 2. And of course she's in love from afar with Dan, who's just as dorky as her. Plus 2.
- Nate's powerful grandfather took his grandson's "I was a male whore" confession awfully well. Too well, in fact ... especially the part where he goes: "Go on," when Nate is telling him the juicy details. Minus 3.
- Finally, at least one professor got a text from Gossip Girl. Plus 2.
- How come it never occurred to anyone that Gossip Girl could be someone younger who is obsessed with them? Doesn't that make more sense? Minus 1.
- We love that Rufus and Lily immediately commence eating when stoned. Plus 3. And he proposes with a concert bracelet, which feels so right. Plus 3.
- How come no one's phone is ever on vibrate?? Minus 3.
- Blair calls NYU a "glorified state school." Plus 1.
- Chuck graduated in hues of orange, not purple. Minus 2.
- As queen, Jenny abolishes headbands! Hooray! Plus 3.
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May 23rd, 2009 8:20 PM
this felt too short... i mean, come on. it was the season finale !
and there's one other thing missing...
chuck and blair at the end- PLUS INFINITY!!!!!!!!!!!!
May 21st, 2009 11:29 PM
Penelope mysteriously having custody of the queen headband. Since when has she ever been anything more than a minion. -5
May 21st, 2009 7:30 AM
Serena's tassel and dress -5
Vanessa forgiving Nate way too easily -3
No info given about how Georgina got rid of Poppy -2
Rufus and Dan scene with the "Obi Wan" line +3
Introduction of Rufus and Lily's love child +5
Chair scenes +100
Positives win!
May 20th, 2009 1:40 PM
Gossip Girl giving the label of CLASS WHORE to Nate plus 5
May 20th, 2009 12:48 PM
when Blair hands serena her present , Serena sais "What??" the exact same way dan does.
minus 1000 because they're soo boring together and the writers keep trying to make them cute.
May 19th, 2009 8:57 PM
Agreed about the purple!
May 19th, 2009 7:23 PM
One more thing...Nate's house has gigantic multi-person bathrooms? wtf. Minus 10
May 19th, 2009 5:16 PM
blair not enough +5
blair seducing chuck, and chuck answers +4 because being chuck he always prefers action before talking
scott thinks vanessa was a melissa or a daniella +10 because she really looks kind of a latina
blair going to a dorm -10
dan saying he doesn't want to be friend with serena +2 because it is a mean thing to say but also kind of realistic
vanessa going to NYU and not having money -3
nate going to vanessa -3 because what men could possibly think she will forgive him... now that I think of PLUS 10 that's totally NATE
vanessa accepting nate's apologize and going backpacking together -10 cause isn't she the voice or reason?
May 19th, 2009 4:34 PM
Nate not just sleeping with the mayor's assistant, but still thinking she was hot. Honestly? -5
Georgina saying she and Blair were best friends. Haha! +3
Serena trying to scheme. Hun, please just stick to picking out lingerie that can just barely pass as a dress. -4
Blair: Not enough. +10
ANY AND ALL CHUCK AND BLAIR SCENES +10000000000000000000000000
May 19th, 2009 4:11 PM
i'd actually have to add some for serena being the one to tie her tassle to her hair the "real" serena in the books would SOO do something like that and be able to get away with it its about time they relate her character better since blair is just like the book blair we know and love