cop 2: how much do you think she charges?
Serena: hey i am not a hooker !
cop 1: really? you coulda fooled us considering your breasts are always on display.
sammy* Says:
June 26th, 2009 9:10 AM
police officers: Serena van der Woodsen, you are under arrest.
Serena: wait... is that a shiny new penny?
Serena: My mom is going to kill me, but at least I look good. :)
bubbles Says:
June 26th, 2009 9:35 AM
Serena: No! Don't touch my coat!!! Its brand new and costs more than your cheap polyester uniforms and houses combined!
Cops (unison) They are not polyester!!!!
B-B Says:
June 26th, 2009 9:56 AM
Serena: Wait since when is it illegal to shop without bra...
JEN Says:
June 26th, 2009 10:18 AM
Serena:Why arrest me ?I am a good girl!
Cops:Really?I know what you have done? Killed someone ,slept with best friend's boyfriend ,dated with the cheater and helped him cheat the money from your mom's friends and so on
Serena:But these all pasted,I am changing now
Cops:But we need a hooker in the police station now ,you are the best choice
blairforever Says:
June 26th, 2009 10:24 AM
S: What the HELL?
cops: you are under arrest
S: what the hell?
cops: just get in the car and shutup
S: fine! but you're gonna be sorry.
xx
COPS SERENA Says:
June 26th, 2009 10:27 AM
COPS1:Oh,this chick is very beautiful and cute ,isn't it ?
COPS2:Yeah,maybe we need catch her to the station no need reason
SERENA:......
Serena: Wait, stop stop stop! My shoes totally don't match the seating covers!
sarah Says:
June 26th, 2009 10:31 AM
but wait, I'M SERENA VAN DER WOODSEN!
Lisa Says:
June 26th, 2009 10:50 AM
Cop #1: Miss Van der Woodsen, you are under arrest for wearing those hideous Ugg Boots in public.
Cop #2: (Thinking) *Talk about letting yourself go...*
Serena: But they're comfortable!! A girl can only wear hooker heals for so long. Noooo!!
Wondergirl02 Says:
June 26th, 2009 10:50 AM
Serena: Hey, those handcuffs do not really match with my outfit. do you have them in gold?
Lisa Says:
June 26th, 2009 10:52 AM
Another version-
Cop #1: Miss Van der Woodsen, you are under arrest for wearing those hideous Ugg Boots in public.
Cop #2: (Thinking) *Talk about letting yourself go...*
Serena: Oh my god! The fashion police are real?!
Serena: oh God, the cuffs are furry...Did Chuck put you up to this?
alexiay. Says:
June 26th, 2009 11:00 AM
Serena: Yes, Officer. I have been very...naughty.
helen Says:
June 26th, 2009 11:05 AM
Serena:Hey,I am serena van der woodsen ,I can do anything what I want,what the hell your stupid Cops do ?
Cops:Shut up ,naive chick ,your ex-boyfriend's ex-girlfriend was died ,We are sure you kill her ,because 2 years ago you killed someone
Serena:NO,that must be Georgina do
Steve Says:
June 26th, 2009 11:11 AM
Serena: Don't arrest me. I am not responsible for the awful writing on this show...
Serena [thinking]: Damn it! Why don´t I have one of my revealing outfits on? How I´m supposed to bargain my release
wearing these? And with shaggy hair? God, I should´ve taken a shower! Getting arrested was definitely not on my schedule today!
Gossip Girl: Spotted at 57th Street: handcuffs, unrevealing clothing and shaggy hair. Hard to believe, but it´s our nº 1 it girl, Serena Van der Woodsen. Has our bad girl turned good now gone back to bad again?
To bad wardrobe choices, that is.
How dear you walk the streets looking like that S? No wonder someone had to stop you from doing further harm.
As for me, I always try to look on the bright side: This might be on the newspaper tomorrow, but if you play right, you may get some free donuts S!
You know you love me! Xoxo, Gossip Girl.
natali Says:
June 26th, 2009 12:48 PM
Cop: So, Bob, I was thinking we'd go get some doughnuts after we drop off whats-her-face --
Serena: MY NAME IS SERENA VAN DER WOODSEN!
Cop 2: Ey, relax, Selena, you're forgetting who's in charge around here.
Cop: I swear, Bob, these chicks get crazier everytime.
Serena: I'M RIGHT HERE!
Cop 2: Jesus Christ, lady, couldja say that any louder? I'm not sure China heard you.
Cop: Yeah, SELENA, you just go back to flicking yer hair around and leave this job to the professionals.
Cop 2: *Nods in agreement*
Cop: So, as I was saying, Bob, I think we should get some doughnuts after this.
Cop 1: You're going to jai for theft!
Serena: Nooooo! Orange clashes with my hair and makes my breasts look deformed!
Cop 2: Your breasts are already bigger than average, so it won't really make a difference.
Serena: Wait! Wait! I have an important question!
Cop 1: What is it?
Serena: Will I have to wear black and white stripes or that tacky orange?
Cop 2: Get in the car.
June 26th, 2009 9:06 AM
*correction.
cop 2: how much do you think she charges?
Serena: hey i am not a hooker !
cop 1: really? you coulda fooled us considering your breasts are always on display.
June 26th, 2009 9:10 AM
police officers: Serena van der Woodsen, you are under arrest.
Serena: wait... is that a shiny new penny?
June 26th, 2009 9:15 AM
serena: is my hair alright for the mugshot?!
June 26th, 2009 9:22 AM
Serena: My mom is going to kill me, but at least I look good. :)
June 26th, 2009 9:35 AM
Serena: No! Don't touch my coat!!! Its brand new and costs more than your cheap polyester uniforms and houses combined!
Cops (unison) They are not polyester!!!!
June 26th, 2009 9:56 AM
Serena: Wait since when is it illegal to shop without bra...
June 26th, 2009 10:18 AM
Serena:Why arrest me ?I am a good girl!
Cops:Really?I know what you have done? Killed someone ,slept with best friend's boyfriend ,dated with the cheater and helped him cheat the money from your mom's friends and so on
Serena:But these all pasted,I am changing now
Cops:But we need a hooker in the police station now ,you are the best choice
June 26th, 2009 10:24 AM
S: What the HELL?
cops: you are under arrest
S: what the hell?
cops: just get in the car and shutup
S: fine! but you're gonna be sorry.
xx
June 26th, 2009 10:27 AM
COPS1:Oh,this chick is very beautiful and cute ,isn't it ?
COPS2:Yeah,maybe we need catch her to the station no need reason
SERENA:......
June 26th, 2009 10:28 AM
Serena: Wait, stop stop stop! My shoes totally don't match the seating covers!
June 26th, 2009 10:31 AM
but wait, I'M SERENA VAN DER WOODSEN!
June 26th, 2009 10:50 AM
Cop #1: Miss Van der Woodsen, you are under arrest for wearing those hideous Ugg Boots in public.
Cop #2: (Thinking) *Talk about letting yourself go...*
Serena: But they're comfortable!! A girl can only wear hooker heals for so long. Noooo!!
June 26th, 2009 10:50 AM
Serena: Hey, those handcuffs do not really match with my outfit. do you have them in gold?
June 26th, 2009 10:52 AM
Another version-
Cop #1: Miss Van der Woodsen, you are under arrest for wearing those hideous Ugg Boots in public.
Cop #2: (Thinking) *Talk about letting yourself go...*
Serena: Oh my god! The fashion police are real?!
June 26th, 2009 10:54 AM
Serena: oh God, the cuffs are furry...Did Chuck put you up to this?
June 26th, 2009 11:00 AM
Serena: Yes, Officer. I have been very...naughty.
June 26th, 2009 11:05 AM
Serena:Hey,I am serena van der woodsen ,I can do anything what I want,what the hell your stupid Cops do ?
Cops:Shut up ,naive chick ,your ex-boyfriend's ex-girlfriend was died ,We are sure you kill her ,because 2 years ago you killed someone
Serena:NO,that must be Georgina do
June 26th, 2009 11:11 AM
Serena: Don't arrest me. I am not responsible for the awful writing on this show...
June 26th, 2009 11:39 AM
Serena [thinking]: Damn it! Why don´t I have one of my revealing outfits on? How I´m supposed to bargain my release
wearing these? And with shaggy hair? God, I should´ve taken a shower! Getting arrested was definitely not on my schedule today!
June 26th, 2009 12:23 PM
Serena: Please don't arrest me, it's not my fault I have sucky storylines..
June 26th, 2009 12:30 PM
Another one:
Gossip Girl: Spotted at 57th Street: handcuffs, unrevealing clothing and shaggy hair. Hard to believe, but it´s our nº 1 it girl, Serena Van der Woodsen. Has our bad girl turned good now gone back to bad again?
To bad wardrobe choices, that is.
How dear you walk the streets looking like that S? No wonder someone had to stop you from doing further harm.
As for me, I always try to look on the bright side: This might be on the newspaper tomorrow, but if you play right, you may get some free donuts S!
You know you love me! Xoxo, Gossip Girl.
June 26th, 2009 12:48 PM
Cop: So, Bob, I was thinking we'd go get some doughnuts after we drop off whats-her-face --
Serena: MY NAME IS SERENA VAN DER WOODSEN!
Cop 2: Ey, relax, Selena, you're forgetting who's in charge around here.
Cop: I swear, Bob, these chicks get crazier everytime.
Serena: I'M RIGHT HERE!
Cop 2: Jesus Christ, lady, couldja say that any louder? I'm not sure China heard you.
Cop: Yeah, SELENA, you just go back to flicking yer hair around and leave this job to the professionals.
Cop 2: *Nods in agreement*
Cop: So, as I was saying, Bob, I think we should get some doughnuts after this.
June 26th, 2009 2:14 PM
Cop 1: You are arrested.
Cop 2: You're going to jail.
Serena: Well, at least I look good in Jailbait Orange.
June 26th, 2009 2:16 PM
Cop 1: You're going to jai for theft!
Serena: Nooooo! Orange clashes with my hair and makes my breasts look deformed!
Cop 2: Your breasts are already bigger than average, so it won't really make a difference.
June 26th, 2009 2:17 PM
Serena: Wait! Wait! I have an important question!
Cop 1: What is it?
Serena: Will I have to wear black and white stripes or that tacky orange?
Cop 2: Get in the car.