Cop 1: You're going to jail for theft!
Serena: Noooo! Orange clashes with my hair and makes my breasts looked deformed!
Cop 2: Your breasts are already bigger than average, so it won't really make a difference.
Serena (to herself): It's okay, it's okay. Compared to killing a man, getting stoned and drunk all freshman and sophomore year, and flashing every man I thought was cute on the streets, getting arrested isn't that bad...
Cop 1: You killed a man?
Cop 2: You got stoned and drunk? At the same time? And at fifteen and sixteen?
Cop 1: Are you never flashed me?
Cop 1(referring to Serena): You know, she's really cute...
Cop 2: Cute? Man, she's hot! She makes a Barbie doll look like a Bratz doll!
Serena (overhearing): I'm just as fun to play with, too.
Serena (to herself): It's okay, it's okay. Compared to killing a man, getting stoned and drunk all through my early years at high school, and flashing every guy I thought was cute on the streets and in bars, getting arrested isn't so bad.
Cop 1: You killed a man?
Cop 2: You're an alcoholic? And you have the possession of drugs?
Cop 1: And you never flashed me?
Serena: [sees reflection in puddle, says to herself]Oh God. I really do look hideous. Without my beauty, how am I going to get out of this?
Cop in background: This one aint too bright is she?
Cop with cuffs: Which one of them is?
Cop in background: No I mean, this one's especially dumb, and ugly too.
annoyed Says:
June 26th, 2009 3:23 PM
Hookabass none of yours were funny and you keep repeating them! Enough!
" I'm sorry Miss Van der Woodsen, the trench might be all the range right now, but those Ugg boots are so last season I'm going to have to take you in."
Steve Says:
June 26th, 2009 5:46 PM
Serena: (Thinking) I wish I had not worn my jacket today. There is no way these cops would have arrested me if they had seen my new boob job...
Cop 1: You're under arrest for permanent lying.
Serena: But that's not fair... Oh,look, a butterfly!!
Both cops: Where?!
Serena: (screaming from distance) IDIOTS!!
June 26th, 2009 2:27 PM
Serena: I Gentlemen, if you really wanted to sleep with me, all you needed to do was ask!
June 26th, 2009 2:28 PM
Serena: Gentlemen, if all you wanted was just to sleep with me, all you needed to do was just ask!
June 26th, 2009 2:29 PM
Cop 1: You're going to jail for theft!
Serena: Noooo! Orange clashes with my hair and makes my breasts looked deformed!
Cop 2: Your breasts are already bigger than average, so it won't really make a difference.
June 26th, 2009 2:32 PM
Serena (to herself): It's okay, it's okay. Compared to killing a man, getting stoned and drunk all freshman and sophomore year, and flashing every man I thought was cute on the streets, getting arrested isn't that bad...
Cop 1: You killed a man?
Cop 2: You got stoned and drunk? At the same time? And at fifteen and sixteen?
Cop 1: Are you never flashed me?
June 26th, 2009 2:33 PM
Serena: Hey! I get that you have to touch my wrists to cuff them, but don't touch me there!
June 26th, 2009 2:34 PM
Cop 1: You know, she's sort of cute.
Cop 2: Sort of cute? She's hot!
Serena(coyly): If you love something, set it free.
June 26th, 2009 2:37 PM
Cop 1(referring to Serena): You know, she's really cute...
Cop 2: Cute? Man, she's hot! She makes a Barbie doll look like a Bratz doll!
Serena (overhearing): I'm just as fun to play with, too.
June 26th, 2009 2:38 PM
Serena : Hey! I know ugg boots are a crime of fashion , but is this really necessary?
June 26th, 2009 2:39 PM
Serena (to herself): It's okay, it's okay. Compared to killing a man, getting stoned and drunk all through my early years at high school, and flashing every guy I thought was cute on the streets and in bars, getting arrested isn't so bad.
Cop 1: You killed a man?
Cop 2: You're an alcoholic? And you have the possession of drugs?
Cop 1: And you never flashed me?
June 26th, 2009 3:03 PM
Serena: Did you just unhook my bra?
June 26th, 2009 3:13 PM
Serena: [sees reflection in puddle, says to herself]Oh God. I really do look hideous. Without my beauty, how am I going to get out of this?
Cop in background: This one aint too bright is she?
Cop with cuffs: Which one of them is?
Cop in background: No I mean, this one's especially dumb, and ugly too.
June 26th, 2009 3:23 PM
Hookabass none of yours were funny and you keep repeating them! Enough!
June 26th, 2009 4:06 PM
[to annoyed] what about mine? :]
June 26th, 2009 4:10 PM
Forever Chair-xo, yours were autobiographical :P fascinating in a way, but leave it to the smart or humorous.
June 26th, 2009 4:29 PM
Serena: HEY!!!! I didn't steal the pants! My friends and I all fit into them and we ship them around to stay close!
Cop: Wait, since when do you and America Ferrera fit into the same pair of jeans???
June 26th, 2009 4:29 PM
Serena: I see, it's a crime to be beautiful now???
June 26th, 2009 4:33 PM
Serena: Why are you arresting me officer?
Cop: Because you impersonated Barbie at the Council of Fashion Designers Awards and didn't bring a Ken impersonator.
Serena: Dan was busy.
June 26th, 2009 4:59 PM
serena: my hair even looks hot when i'm getting arrested. L'Oreal, because you're worth it...
June 26th, 2009 5:02 PM
COP: Ah, handcuffs and a beautiful blonde. This brings back memories of the time when-
SERENA: No! Stop! My ears are bleeding!
June 26th, 2009 5:06 PM
Policeman: Young lady, swatting our faces with your hair is not going to incapacitate us so that you can run away.
Serena: ...darn.
June 26th, 2009 5:41 PM
" I'm sorry Miss Van der Woodsen, the trench might be all the range right now, but those Ugg boots are so last season I'm going to have to take you in."
June 26th, 2009 5:46 PM
Serena: (Thinking) I wish I had not worn my jacket today. There is no way these cops would have arrested me if they had seen my new boob job...
June 26th, 2009 5:47 PM
Cop 1: You're arrested, missy.
Serena: No! I'm too beautiful to go in jail!
June 26th, 2009 5:49 PM
Well, annoyed, I'm sorry, but my computer's wacked so my keyboard keeps repeating repeating things. No need to be rude.
June 26th, 2009 6:10 PM
Cop 1: You're under arrest for permanent lying.
Serena: But that's not fair... Oh,look, a butterfly!!
Both cops: Where?!
Serena: (screaming from distance) IDIOTS!!