Thanks juliettedawson. :D Glad you liked my comments.
jehhh sea. Says:
June 27th, 2009 3:57 PM
Officer 1: Khaki uggs with black?
Officer 2: What's she thinking. She's probably under the influence of drugs or alcohol.
Officer 1: Fashion police. You're under arrest. That outfit creates shame to the upper east side.
Serena: Hey, I though the fashion police only patrolled on TV and I though they were more fashionable.
Officer 1: Read her her rights.
Officer 2: Why can't we just give her the handout, chief?
Officer 1: I doubt she can even read.
Lydia Says:
June 27th, 2009 4:21 PM
Serena: Officers, just because I'm not showing my boobs today doesn't mean I should be getting arrested.
SERENA: Dammit! I didn't see you coming!
COP: Yeah yeah, we know it! With that crazy hair it's kinda difficult...
SERENA: Hey! Don't mock the hair, officer, it's my signature!
Number One
Serena: But... i only put them on to get a magazine from the shop... it was only for a second...
Officer One: Just get in the car lady... you can save it for the station
Officer Two: Honestly is it *so* hard to put on some Loubitbinies?
Number Two
Serena: But...but... my hair is so volumous and soo silky....
iamblairwaldorf.blairwaldorfisme Says:
June 27th, 2009 5:57 PM
Cop 1: You're arrested for theft.
Serena: But... I'm Serena van der Woodsen.
Cop 2: Yeah, and?
Serena: Isn't that supposed to mean something to you?
Cop 1: Only when that Chuck Bass kid says it.
iamblairwaldorf.blairwaldorfisme Says:
June 27th, 2009 5:58 PM
Cop 1: You think she'll catch on?
Cop 2: I don't think so.
Cop 1: I can totally see where that Blair girl is coming from.
Cop 2: Yeah, those UGGs are a MAJOR fashion faux pas.
Serena: What are you two talking about?
Both: Nothing.
Stephanie Says:
June 27th, 2009 6:20 PM
Serena: Woah, what did I do
Cop 1: Durring your latest party you tresspased the villa next to yours
Serena: What do you mean? The party stayed at my place
Cop 2: Yes, but in that dress your boobs reached throughout the entire building
Serena:...and that's all I have to say.
Cop: When I said anything you do say will be held against you, that didn't mean I wanted to hear your life story.
OR
Serena: And then I slept with Blair's boyfriend Nate and then-
Cop: Please, let me repeat, you DO have the right to remain SILENT.
GGfan13 Says:
June 27th, 2009 8:00 PM
Serena-Please this is all a misunderstanding, please let me go
Cop- Hey wait aren't you that girl I always read about on Gossip Girl
Cop 2- You read gossip girl?!? ME TOO!
Serena- So, will you let me go?
Cop 1- oh yeah of course, anything for the pretty blonde girl who is on gossip girl
Serena- Wow, thanks
Gossip Girl- You see, Serena? You always thought gossip girl was out to get you, but turns out sometimes I do more good than bad. Sometimes that is.
GGfan13 Says:
June 27th, 2009 8:02 PM
Chuck- Sir, please let Serena go
Cop 1- Why should we do that?
Chuck- because i'm chuck bass
Cop 2- Okay, uncuff her NOW
Serena: Officer, I swear it wasn't mine. I was holding it for a friend!
alexia Says:
June 28th, 2009 12:54 AM
Shawdow's are funny:
Serena: Get your hands off me!
Cop: That's not what you said last night.
alexia Says:
June 28th, 2009 12:54 AM
*shadow's
TFV168 Says:
June 28th, 2009 1:34 AM
Fashion Police: Miss, we're arresting you for commiting a 207 and a 505. Do you know what those are?
Serena: No......
Fashion Police: Inappropriate pairing of shoes with outfit, and Wearing of a trend that is passe. We're going to have to take you downtown and book you. Since this is your first offense, the judge might be leiniant and not put you on the Glamour Magazine Don't page.
Serena: Ever heard of Chuck Bass?
Cop: No...what is that?
Serena: Oh! I thought you would know..The name holds power and all...kind of useless when you don't know.
Cop: ...
Serena: ...awkward.
Serena: I can´t believe this! I told you I´m not the one on the sex tape!!
Cop#1: Of course you aren´t! Anyone could recognize your extra large boobs bursting out of an outfit even in the dark!
Cop#2: Besides, what makes you think you´d get arrested for starring on a before-fame lapse sex tape? Not on our watch lady!
Serena: Then what?!
Cop#1: For not starring on a before-fame lapse sex tape!
Cop#2: Depriving the world of the graces God gave you is a crime! If not a sin!
Serena: Well...in this case, I need to confess something...
Cops: You did a before-fame lapse sex tape too?!?!
Serena: No...my graces wasn´t given by God, I payed for them!!!
bx Says:
June 28th, 2009 3:01 PM
sirena- wait you cant arrest me,
cops- yeah we can-
sirena- tell me my charges then
cops- wearing that outfit
sirena- hwy! it's comphy. and stop stairing at my butt!
cops- i wans't he was.
sirena- rolling eyes-
June 27th, 2009 2:58 PM
Cop: You're under arrest for cleavage.
Serena: Oh yeah? Well prepare for the mug-shot then.
June 27th, 2009 3:01 PM
Serena: No you don't understand, I'm Lily Vander Woodsens daughter!
Cop: Exactly, prostitute by association.
June 27th, 2009 3:02 PM
Serena: You'll be sorry, Chuck Bass is my step-brother!
Cop: Yeah, we've already got him.
June 27th, 2009 3:46 PM
Thanks juliettedawson. :D Glad you liked my comments.
June 27th, 2009 3:57 PM
Officer 1: Khaki uggs with black?
Officer 2: What's she thinking. She's probably under the influence of drugs or alcohol.
Officer 1: Fashion police. You're under arrest. That outfit creates shame to the upper east side.
Serena: Hey, I though the fashion police only patrolled on TV and I though they were more fashionable.
Officer 1: Read her her rights.
Officer 2: Why can't we just give her the handout, chief?
Officer 1: I doubt she can even read.
June 27th, 2009 4:21 PM
Serena: Officers, just because I'm not showing my boobs today doesn't mean I should be getting arrested.
June 27th, 2009 5:15 PM
SERENA: Dammit! I didn't see you coming!
COP: Yeah yeah, we know it! With that crazy hair it's kinda difficult...
SERENA: Hey! Don't mock the hair, officer, it's my signature!
June 27th, 2009 5:34 PM
Number One
Serena: But... i only put them on to get a magazine from the shop... it was only for a second...
Officer One: Just get in the car lady... you can save it for the station
Officer Two: Honestly is it *so* hard to put on some Loubitbinies?
Number Two
Serena: But...but... my hair is so volumous and soo silky....
June 27th, 2009 5:57 PM
Cop 1: You're arrested for theft.
Serena: But... I'm Serena van der Woodsen.
Cop 2: Yeah, and?
Serena: Isn't that supposed to mean something to you?
Cop 1: Only when that Chuck Bass kid says it.
June 27th, 2009 5:58 PM
Cop 1: You think she'll catch on?
Cop 2: I don't think so.
Cop 1: I can totally see where that Blair girl is coming from.
Cop 2: Yeah, those UGGs are a MAJOR fashion faux pas.
Serena: What are you two talking about?
Both: Nothing.
June 27th, 2009 6:20 PM
Serena: Woah, what did I do
Cop 1: Durring your latest party you tresspased the villa next to yours
Serena: What do you mean? The party stayed at my place
Cop 2: Yes, but in that dress your boobs reached throughout the entire building
June 27th, 2009 6:28 PM
Serena:...and that's all I have to say.
Cop: When I said anything you do say will be held against you, that didn't mean I wanted to hear your life story.
OR
Serena: And then I slept with Blair's boyfriend Nate and then-
Cop: Please, let me repeat, you DO have the right to remain SILENT.
June 27th, 2009 8:00 PM
Serena-Please this is all a misunderstanding, please let me go
Cop- Hey wait aren't you that girl I always read about on Gossip Girl
Cop 2- You read gossip girl?!? ME TOO!
Serena- So, will you let me go?
Cop 1- oh yeah of course, anything for the pretty blonde girl who is on gossip girl
Serena- Wow, thanks
Gossip Girl- You see, Serena? You always thought gossip girl was out to get you, but turns out sometimes I do more good than bad. Sometimes that is.
June 27th, 2009 8:02 PM
Chuck- Sir, please let Serena go
Cop 1- Why should we do that?
Chuck- because i'm chuck bass
Cop 2- Okay, uncuff her NOW
June 27th, 2009 9:21 PM
Serena: Oh God. It was the uggs, wasn't it?
June 27th, 2009 10:22 PM
Serena: Officer, I swear it wasn't mine. I was holding it for a friend!
June 28th, 2009 12:54 AM
Shawdow's are funny:
Serena: Get your hands off me!
Cop: That's not what you said last night.
June 28th, 2009 12:54 AM
*shadow's
June 28th, 2009 1:34 AM
Fashion Police: Miss, we're arresting you for commiting a 207 and a 505. Do you know what those are?
Serena: No......
Fashion Police: Inappropriate pairing of shoes with outfit, and Wearing of a trend that is passe. We're going to have to take you downtown and book you. Since this is your first offense, the judge might be leiniant and not put you on the Glamour Magazine Don't page.
June 28th, 2009 6:53 AM
Serena: Ever heard of Chuck Bass?
Cop: No...what is that?
Serena: Oh! I thought you would know..The name holds power and all...kind of useless when you don't know.
Cop: ...
Serena: ...awkward.
June 28th, 2009 7:11 AM
Serena: But I'm Serena Van Der Woodsen.
Cop: Oh, you're free to go then.
Serena: Really?
Cop: No.
June 28th, 2009 12:12 PM
roofl, i like Katie B's
June 28th, 2009 2:27 PM
Third one already LOL ^^
Serena: I can´t believe this! I told you I´m not the one on the sex tape!!
Cop#1: Of course you aren´t! Anyone could recognize your extra large boobs bursting out of an outfit even in the dark!
Cop#2: Besides, what makes you think you´d get arrested for starring on a before-fame lapse sex tape? Not on our watch lady!
Serena: Then what?!
Cop#1: For not starring on a before-fame lapse sex tape!
Cop#2: Depriving the world of the graces God gave you is a crime! If not a sin!
Serena: Well...in this case, I need to confess something...
Cops: You did a before-fame lapse sex tape too?!?!
Serena: No...my graces wasn´t given by God, I payed for them!!!
June 28th, 2009 3:01 PM
sirena- wait you cant arrest me,
cops- yeah we can-
sirena- tell me my charges then
cops- wearing that outfit
sirena- hwy! it's comphy. and stop stairing at my butt!
cops- i wans't he was.
sirena- rolling eyes-
June 28th, 2009 4:00 PM
i like katie b's on page 2 :)