Cop: Miss van der Woodsen, you're under arrest.
Serena: What? I can't be arrested now!
Cop: Excuse me?
Serena: Blair will kill me when she sees that I wore Uggs to jail.
Chelle My Belle Says:
June 28th, 2009 10:47 PM
Officer 1: You're under arrest for the-
Serena: Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?
Both Officers:*look at each other then shake their heads*
Officer 2: *sigh* into the car please...
Cop: You're under arrest for indecent exposure last night at some dinner party. (Serena's slutty lingerie dress)
Serena: I thought it was pretty decent...
Blair: I second that!
ChismeChica Says:
June 29th, 2009 9:04 AM
Serena:: No no no nonono! You can't DO this!
Police:: Give us one good reason why we shouldn't arrest you.
Serena:: Uh...um, you have the wrong girl!
Police:: You expect us to believe you're not Serena van der Woodsen? C'mon! We see you on Gossip Girl all the time.
Serena:: Um, I'm her secret long lost twin. My name is actually Serena van der Woodzen. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE!
Police:: Great, another insanity plea.
Stephanie Says:
June 29th, 2009 1:59 PM
Serena: Wtf!? Gabriel set this up, didn't he? Argh, I told him I wasn't into the whole 'kinky SM handcuff'-thing!
Gina Says:
June 29th, 2009 9:14 PM
Gossip Girl: looks like the po po got that ho
Ali Says:
June 30th, 2009 12:38 AM
Serena: Fred, seriously? We just did handcuffs last night!
NB_love Says:
June 30th, 2009 5:44 AM
COP: your under arrest
SERENA: OMG! why????
COP 2: because your obviously an imposter, i mean come on, the REAL serena would not be covered up like this (points at her outfit)...she would have as much skin showing as possible.
SERENA: (in shame) yeah, your right (puts hands behind her back)cuff me boys!
NB_love Says:
June 30th, 2009 6:16 AM
another two :D
1:
COP: your under arrest
SERENA: is this because i killed someone, underage drinking, taken drugs, sleep with my bestfriends boyfriend....
COP: woah woah woah No! cos of those UGGS!! and well now all that stuff too.
SERENA:Crap!
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2:
Serena: Officer,i'll do anything for you not to arrest me
Cop:*in a low voice* anything?
Serena: *in a sexy voice* anything
Cop: Well, why dont you obey the law!
invisibly_anonymous Says:
July 1st, 2009 11:35 PM
Serena: Wait... so you guys aren't strippers?
Cops: bemuzed looks all around...
Serena: are you sure?
Aik Says:
July 2nd, 2009 4:46 AM
Cop 1 : "Serena van der Woodsen, you're going to jail."
Serena: "Really? Can I bring my Gucci handbag and Bottega Veneta heels with me?"
Cop 2 : "You're kidding"!
Serena: "Oh, and can I bring my NARS lipgloss and OPI nail polish too?"
Both cops : "......"
June 28th, 2009 9:55 PM
Blake: No, wait, you don't understand! I'm Blake Lively! I'm not Serena Van Der Woodsen!
Cop 1 and 2: Right. We've heard that one before.
June 28th, 2009 9:58 PM
Serena: Wait! I'm Chuck Bass!
Cop 1: Who?
Serena: Uh... wait! I'm Blair Waldorf!
Cop 2: We've already arrested her.
Serena: I'm... I'm... I'm Blake Lively!
Cop 1 and 2: Oh, my mistake, Miss Lively.
June 28th, 2009 10:01 PM
Cop: Miss van der Woodsen, you're under arrest.
Serena: What? I can't be arrested now!
Cop: Excuse me?
Serena: Blair will kill me when she sees that I wore Uggs to jail.
June 28th, 2009 10:47 PM
Officer 1: You're under arrest for the-
Serena: Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?
Both Officers:*look at each other then shake their heads*
Officer 2: *sigh* into the car please...
June 29th, 2009 1:45 AM
Cop: You're under arrest for indecent exposure last night at some dinner party. (Serena's slutty lingerie dress)
Serena: I thought it was pretty decent...
Blair: I second that!
June 29th, 2009 9:04 AM
Serena:: No no no nonono! You can't DO this!
Police:: Give us one good reason why we shouldn't arrest you.
Serena:: Uh...um, you have the wrong girl!
Police:: You expect us to believe you're not Serena van der Woodsen? C'mon! We see you on Gossip Girl all the time.
Serena:: Um, I'm her secret long lost twin. My name is actually Serena van der Woodzen. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE!
Police:: Great, another insanity plea.
June 29th, 2009 1:59 PM
Serena: Wtf!? Gabriel set this up, didn't he? Argh, I told him I wasn't into the whole 'kinky SM handcuff'-thing!
June 29th, 2009 9:14 PM
Gossip Girl: looks like the po po got that ho
June 30th, 2009 12:38 AM
Serena: Fred, seriously? We just did handcuffs last night!
June 30th, 2009 5:44 AM
COP: your under arrest
SERENA: OMG! why????
COP 2: because your obviously an imposter, i mean come on, the REAL serena would not be covered up like this (points at her outfit)...she would have as much skin showing as possible.
SERENA: (in shame) yeah, your right (puts hands behind her back)cuff me boys!
June 30th, 2009 6:16 AM
another two :D
1:
COP: your under arrest
SERENA: is this because i killed someone, underage drinking, taken drugs, sleep with my bestfriends boyfriend....
COP: woah woah woah No! cos of those UGGS!! and well now all that stuff too.
SERENA:Crap!
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2:
Serena: Officer,i'll do anything for you not to arrest me
Cop:*in a low voice* anything?
Serena: *in a sexy voice* anything
Cop: Well, why dont you obey the law!
July 1st, 2009 11:35 PM
Serena: Wait... so you guys aren't strippers?
Cops: bemuzed looks all around...
Serena: are you sure?
July 2nd, 2009 4:46 AM
Cop 1 : "Serena van der Woodsen, you're going to jail."
Serena: "Really? Can I bring my Gucci handbag and Bottega Veneta heels with me?"
Cop 2 : "You're kidding"!
Serena: "Oh, and can I bring my NARS lipgloss and OPI nail polish too?"
Both cops : "......"