Thanks too. :D Although I always end up with probably way too many captions, I should probably be sanctioned at this point for my addiction to these caption contests. lol...
Jenny: Oh my God, Blair are you okay? I heard-
Blair: Go away, can't you see the grown ups are talking!
Chuck(offscreen): Well, I wouldn't say talking is the right word, more like screaming out in ectasy.
Blair: That's the thing you have to be cool to be queen, Anne Boleyn fought- ohh whatever just get rid of the bangs, bad makeup and you'll do fine as queen, i choose you.
Blair: I don´t care! We´ve been hiding for too long!
Jenny: This will change everything. The Upper East Side as we know it will be buried for ever!
Blair: I know, but I can not bear to live another day in my life carrying this secret! Please, do it for us!
Jenny: Neither can I, it´s just too much to take! I just wish Serena was here too...
Blair: I know she would´ve wanted to be here...but there´s no time! It´s now or never!
Jenny: Right, it´s time everyone knows the truth...
[ comes closer to Blair, look her in the eyes...
...grabs her cell phone and text to Gossip Girl:
"Nate Archibald sucks on bed!
(or bar stools, for that matter!)" ]
Jenny: It really doesn't matter how long you glare at me like that you won't be able to wipe off this eye make-up without Dorota.
KateKazoo Says:
July 3rd, 2009 1:48 PM
Blair: oh god , what's that preposterous thing on your face?
Little J: what ?did my make-up smudge?
Blair: THATS YOUR MAKE-UP??!
*grabs phone* "dorota we have an emergency.first floor bathroom now."
Jo-Mama Says:
July 3rd, 2009 1:58 PM
Jenny: Blair, are you filling in for Dorota this week?
Blair: Keep it up and I'll take back my tiara and make the rest of your life a living hell...
Jenny: What are you looking at?
Blair: Oh, sorry, you have a huge glob of mascara in the corner of your eye.
Jenny: I do?!*looks in mirror* No I don't, it looks exactly the same as it did this morning.
Blair: You mean you put it on that thick on purpose? I think I need to puke.
folkloricc Says:
July 3rd, 2009 4:44 PM
Blair: I think you deserve to be queen. After all, Queen B's of Constance have a strong reputation for rejecting the advances of Chuck Bass.
QueenB4ever Says:
July 3rd, 2009 5:17 PM
Jenny: At least I didn't sleep with a Bass. Actually, you slept with TWO.
Blair: Yeah, well I have to set the standards high for next year's queen.
Jenny: If those were high standards, I'm already queen.
Jenny: Uhhh, Blair?
Blair: I'm sorry but is that hair for real?
chucklover Says:
July 4th, 2009 1:04 AM
Blair: you didn't get to use your gossip, well here's something new.i told chuck i loved him...again and he didn't say it back...again
jenny: blair i'm not going to tell people that
blair: why not?? i'm giving you what you need to be queen!
jenny: i don't wanna be queen! i just wanted a chance to have a life in school look what it almost made me do
blair:thats the thing you need to be cruel to be queen... Anne bolyn only thought with her heart and she got her head chopped off so... her daughter elizabeth made a vow to never marry a man... she married a country. Forget boys... keep your eyes on the prize, jenny humphrey,you can't make people love you but you can make them fear you for what its worth you're my queen i choose you
jenny: thank you
Blair: you didn't get to use your gossip, well here's something new.i told chuck i loved him...again and he didn't say it back...again
jenny: blair i'm not going to tell people that
blair: why not?? i'm giving you what you need to be queen!
jenny: i don't wanna be queen! i just wanted a chance to have a life in school look what it almost made me do
blair:thats the thing you need to be cruel to be queen... Anne bolyn only thought with her heart and she got her head chopped off so... her daughter elizabeth made a vow to never marry a man... she married a country. Forget boys... keep your eyes on the prize, jenny humphrey,you can't make people love you but you can make them fear you for what its worth you're my queen i choose you
jenny: thank you
blair: OMG! little J you tried to be queen but you couldn't even win over a bunch of wannabe ugly retards
Jenny: i don't even want to queen i just wanted to not be picked on for the rest of my life!!(crying)
bliar: oh shut up your makeup is going to flood the whole bathroom
LOL! Brazillian Girl yours was hilarious :D
& shadow423 yours were brilliant as well
here's another one:
Blair: -looks at Jenny-
Blair: Honey, what's that about?
Jenny: -looks at herself- What?
Blair: -sighs- I thought we talked about this before, that dress, -points at Jenny- that face, -waves at Jenny's body-, and that figure just don't go together.
Jenny: What? But I just made this myse---
Blair: Yeaaaa, honey? I don't that's working out for you.
You should just go back to what you normally do.
Jenny: Which is?
Blair: Ohhh your right. Hmmmm, well look on the bright side. At least you didn't date a gay guy. I mean that would of been----oh sweetie you're not still dating man bangs are you?
^ This was inspired by Will&Grace
I figured since Blair lives in the UES &
Jenny has a gay friend too, why not :)
And plus Karen always manages to make me laugh ^^
Oh & I thought of this one too but had writer's block
Blair: Jenny Humphrey....
Blair: I want you to look deep down into the soul I know you have and tell me----
anyone have any thoughts on what should come next :P
i'd just thought I put this out there
cause i'm sure some of you could come up with a pretty funny ending to this one :D
Jenny: Wow Blair, you've really let go after passing on the throne. With that outfit, you look as if you belong in the kitchens, scrubbing dishes.
Blair: At least my hair doesn't look as if nesting birds should lay their eggs in it.
July 3rd, 2009 12:33 PM
Thanks too. :D Although I always end up with probably way too many captions, I should probably be sanctioned at this point for my addiction to these caption contests. lol...
July 3rd, 2009 12:37 PM
Blair: Why are you even here? The kids party is down that way. Go back to where you belong, little J.
July 3rd, 2009 12:42 PM
Jenny: Oh my God, Blair are you okay? I heard-
Blair: Go away, can't you see the grown ups are talking!
Chuck(offscreen): Well, I wouldn't say talking is the right word, more like screaming out in ectasy.
July 3rd, 2009 12:50 PM
Blair: That's the thing you have to be cool to be queen, Anne Boleyn fought- ohh whatever just get rid of the bangs, bad makeup and you'll do fine as queen, i choose you.
July 3rd, 2009 1:14 PM
Blair: Come on. Do it.
Jenny: Here? What if someone walks in?
Blair: I don´t care! We´ve been hiding for too long!
Jenny: This will change everything. The Upper East Side as we know it will be buried for ever!
Blair: I know, but I can not bear to live another day in my life carrying this secret! Please, do it for us!
Jenny: Neither can I, it´s just too much to take! I just wish Serena was here too...
Blair: I know she would´ve wanted to be here...but there´s no time! It´s now or never!
Jenny: Right, it´s time everyone knows the truth...
[ comes closer to Blair, look her in the eyes...
...grabs her cell phone and text to Gossip Girl:
"Nate Archibald sucks on bed!
(or bar stools, for that matter!)" ]
July 3rd, 2009 1:21 PM
Jenny: It really doesn't matter how long you glare at me like that you won't be able to wipe off this eye make-up without Dorota.
July 3rd, 2009 1:48 PM
Blair: oh god , what's that preposterous thing on your face?
Little J: what ?did my make-up smudge?
Blair: THATS YOUR MAKE-UP??!
*grabs phone* "dorota we have an emergency.first floor bathroom now."
July 3rd, 2009 1:58 PM
Jenny: Blair, are you filling in for Dorota this week?
Blair: Keep it up and I'll take back my tiara and make the rest of your life a living hell...
July 3rd, 2009 3:38 PM
OMG Brazilian Girl, that one was hilarious! haha i'd love a scene where the three of them would talk about it xD
J: What? Is there something in my face?
B: No... it's just uhm... your hair... looks kind of like sex hair.
J: What but Eric and I- oh never mind.
(i know it sucks =P)
July 3rd, 2009 4:25 PM
Jenny: What are you looking at?
Blair: Oh, sorry, you have a huge glob of mascara in the corner of your eye.
Jenny: I do?!*looks in mirror* No I don't, it looks exactly the same as it did this morning.
Blair: You mean you put it on that thick on purpose? I think I need to puke.
July 3rd, 2009 4:44 PM
Blair: I think you deserve to be queen. After all, Queen B's of Constance have a strong reputation for rejecting the advances of Chuck Bass.
July 3rd, 2009 5:17 PM
Jenny: At least I didn't sleep with a Bass. Actually, you slept with TWO.
Blair: Yeah, well I have to set the standards high for next year's queen.
Jenny: If those were high standards, I'm already queen.
July 3rd, 2009 5:31 PM
Thanks narchibald♥!!!:D
July 3rd, 2009 6:52 PM
Blair:Who are you and what do you want
Jenny:Its me Jenny
Blair:Ohh sorry i thought you were a raccon with all that eye liner on....so speak
July 3rd, 2009 9:39 PM
Jenny: Whoa, I'm soo drunk right now (wobbles)
Blair: Hmm, did you steal my cookies?
July 3rd, 2009 9:40 PM
B: You like it? I modeled it after Dorota's "french maid" look.
July 3rd, 2009 10:10 PM
ew is that a pimple and whats up with your hair today?
July 3rd, 2009 10:40 PM
B: what are you wearing?
J: what are YOU wearing?
July 3rd, 2009 11:02 PM
Blair: Word of advice, the raccoon look went out of style years ago.
Jenny: This coming from the girl who just won't give up on headbands...
July 4th, 2009 12:46 AM
Jenny: Uhhh, Blair?
Blair: I'm sorry but is that hair for real?
July 4th, 2009 1:04 AM
Blair: you didn't get to use your gossip, well here's something new.i told chuck i loved him...again and he didn't say it back...again
jenny: blair i'm not going to tell people that
blair: why not?? i'm giving you what you need to be queen!
jenny: i don't wanna be queen! i just wanted a chance to have a life in school look what it almost made me do
blair:thats the thing you need to be cruel to be queen... Anne bolyn only thought with her heart and she got her head chopped off so... her daughter elizabeth made a vow to never marry a man... she married a country. Forget boys... keep your eyes on the prize, jenny humphrey,you can't make people love you but you can make them fear you for what its worth you're my queen i choose you
jenny: thank you
July 4th, 2009 1:08 AM
Blair: you didn't get to use your gossip, well here's something new.i told chuck i loved him...again and he didn't say it back...again
jenny: blair i'm not going to tell people that
blair: why not?? i'm giving you what you need to be queen!
jenny: i don't wanna be queen! i just wanted a chance to have a life in school look what it almost made me do
blair:thats the thing you need to be cruel to be queen... Anne bolyn only thought with her heart and she got her head chopped off so... her daughter elizabeth made a vow to never marry a man... she married a country. Forget boys... keep your eyes on the prize, jenny humphrey,you can't make people love you but you can make them fear you for what its worth you're my queen i choose you
jenny: thank you
July 4th, 2009 1:10 AM
blair: OMG! little J you tried to be queen but you couldn't even win over a bunch of wannabe ugly retards
Jenny: i don't even want to queen i just wanted to not be picked on for the rest of my life!!(crying)
bliar: oh shut up your makeup is going to flood the whole bathroom
July 4th, 2009 1:26 AM
LOL! Brazillian Girl yours was hilarious :D
& shadow423 yours were brilliant as well
here's another one:
Blair: -looks at Jenny-
Blair: Honey, what's that about?
Jenny: -looks at herself- What?
Blair: -sighs- I thought we talked about this before, that dress, -points at Jenny- that face, -waves at Jenny's body-, and that figure just don't go together.
Jenny: What? But I just made this myse---
Blair: Yeaaaa, honey? I don't that's working out for you.
You should just go back to what you normally do.
Jenny: Which is?
Blair: Ohhh your right. Hmmmm, well look on the bright side. At least you didn't date a gay guy. I mean that would of been----oh sweetie you're not still dating man bangs are you?
^ This was inspired by Will&Grace
I figured since Blair lives in the UES &
Jenny has a gay friend too, why not :)
And plus Karen always manages to make me laugh ^^
Oh & I thought of this one too but had writer's block
Blair: Jenny Humphrey....
Blair: I want you to look deep down into the soul I know you have and tell me----
anyone have any thoughts on what should come next :P
i'd just thought I put this out there
cause i'm sure some of you could come up with a pretty funny ending to this one :D
July 4th, 2009 2:21 AM
Jenny: Wow Blair, you've really let go after passing on the throne. With that outfit, you look as if you belong in the kitchens, scrubbing dishes.
Blair: At least my hair doesn't look as if nesting birds should lay their eggs in it.