Blair: Now little Jay, this is not a good start to become, Queen bee.. sorry Queen Jay.
Jenny: (sarcasticly) Thanks Blair, love the support.
julia Says:
July 6th, 2009 3:00 AM
Blair: Little J, get rid of that hideous haircut. You can see it from space.
saarele Says:
July 6th, 2009 5:02 AM
Jenny: Chuck.
Blair: Excuse me? Do you really think that's gonna work?
Jenny: Yeah, I mean, almost all the previous Gossip Girl Caption Contest winners have some Chuck reference. So I should be able to win with just one word - "CHUCK".
Blair: "Who is that girl I see, staring straight back at me?"
Jenny: Wait Blair, your not facing the mirror, you're looking at me...
Blair: OMFG! "When will my reflection show who i am inside?"
Jenny: So what happened?
Blair: I told Chuck I loved him, again, and he didn't say it back, again.
Jenny: Wow, that must really hurt, like really, really badly.
Blair:Yeah it does, alot, but oh well, I gu-
Jenny:[cuts Blair off]So that means he's free, right?
gossipgirlisamazingxoxoxoxoxox Says:
July 6th, 2009 12:26 PM
Blair: wait...do you smell that? What IS that?
Jenny: Okay Vanessa, you can come out now.
alexia Says:
July 6th, 2009 3:00 PM
lol @ Katie B
Lisa Says:
July 6th, 2009 3:02 PM
Blair: Wow, Eric. You've really got the whole 'drag queen' thing down. From behind you almost look like Little J.
Eric: Thanks. And you've definitely got the whole 'will trade sex for some kind of emotional fulfilment' look down.
Blair: Thank you! That's what I was going for.
Lil J: Seriously, you are like *so* over acsessorised, it like hurts to look at you.
Blair: Shut up, this is my withering look
MissB_ Says:
July 6th, 2009 4:21 PM
Blair: Don't think you can fool me Jenny.
Jenny *puts on innocent face*: What? What do you mean?
Blair: Oh come on! I know what you are doing, and i wanna help.
Jenny *sighs*: Okay you're right, I was planning to kidnap Nate, but I'm not willing to share!
Blair *confused*: What? Nate? Ugh, never mind! I thought you were planning to kidnap chuck! No, Nate is ALL yours.
MissB_ Says:
July 6th, 2009 4:24 PM
Jenny: So then he drank a juice and ate half a croissant. Half a hour later he left and when I followed him...
Blair: [cuts Jenny of] Why do you think I am interested in what Chuck does and eats?
Jenny: But Blair you told me to spy on Chuck and tell you every detail.
Blair: Shhhh.. I think there is still someone in here.
*Ps* the one before this one I posted is actually made by my sister.
Natalie Says:
July 6th, 2009 5:14 PM
Blair: So you work as a Restroom Attendant now? I knew you were poor but this just tops it all. Now hand me a towel!
Blair: So, her daughter Elizabeth made a vow never to marry a ma—
Jenny: Blair, I’m so sorry to interrupt. Your speech is perfect; very well-rehearsed. But, I just cannot focus on it without knowing why you are wearing an apron.
Blair: Well, if you must know, Dorota let me borrow it. Didn’t you watch season two, Little J? Chuck has a thing for nannies.
Jenny: That’s smart—it’s kind of like my idea; wearing an entire tube of lipstick, heavy make-up, and sporting cheap, dyed hair.
Blair: …And how is that at all similar to my plan?
Jenny: Didn’t you watch season two, Queen B? Nate’s got a thing for cougars.
SummerrrrGGLOVE Says:
July 6th, 2009 7:16 PM
IMO, GIVEMEMYLOAF's ((RIGHT ABOVE ME)) should win!! Runner up should be Daisy's. I LOVE THEM BOTH! HAHA, SO FUNNYY!
Blair: So Jenny give me reasons on why you have to be my successor?
Jenny: Because we're so alike Blair..Just look at our resemblance now: we're both wearing black dress, we have same position with one hand supported on the sink, an arm on our side and then I'll soon dye my blonde hair to brunette just like what you did.
Blair: Not enough...
Jenny: Wait...We have so many things in common:
1. I was kissed and assaulted by Chuck.
2. I was also kissed by Nate.
3. We have someone gay in a family. You, your father and me,my soon-to-be-brother Eric.
4. And as I'm reminded by that, Lily will soon become our mother-in-law..She'll marry my father and you'll marry Chuck...Soon,we'll become family!
Blair: For all its worth, Jenny I chose you as my queen!
michelle Says:
July 7th, 2009 1:27 AM
an ending to callmecliche's caption:
Blair: Jenny Humphrey...I want you to look deep down into the soul I know you have and tell me what the hell you were thinking when you put on that makeup.
Jenny: Well, I was watching Animal Planet--
Blair: My point exactly.
or...
Blair: Jenny Humphrey...I want you to look deep down into the soul I know you have and tell me what the hell you were thinking when you put on that makeup.
ggggg Says:
July 7th, 2009 3:28 AM
Blair: jenny...is that you..
hmm wait no, just a racoon.
Sarah Says:
July 7th, 2009 12:29 PM
Givememyloaf, I think I love you! lol. Love the caption, babe.
Xoxo Says:
July 7th, 2009 4:03 PM
Jenny: Your dress is from Bendels right?
Blair: No you idiot i got it from ebay!
xoxo
MissRooobin Says:
July 7th, 2009 4:15 PM
Blair speaking to penelope while facing Jenny: It's okay Penelope I've got it under control.
Jenny to Blair when penelope is gone: Ugh, I'm really getting sick of this Blair!
Blair: Yeah, I know me too.
Jenny: Then why are we keeping this a secret again?
Blair: Cause Nate is gonna freak out.
Jenny: Well what is he gonna do about it? Put's on a confused face when we confess we are best friends since 8th grade?
Jenny: Nate you can come out now. Blair knows.
Blair: I can't believe you honestly thought I wouldn't recognise your manbangs under her dress.
Shelby Says:
July 7th, 2009 6:46 PM
I have to agree with the few before me. I like Givememyloaf's. Though the make-up jokes are getting old, she (or he) keeps it funny and quick-humored:) Great job!
July 6th, 2009 1:46 AM
Blair: Now little Jay, this is not a good start to become, Queen bee.. sorry Queen Jay.
Jenny: (sarcasticly) Thanks Blair, love the support.
July 6th, 2009 3:00 AM
Blair: Little J, get rid of that hideous haircut. You can see it from space.
July 6th, 2009 5:02 AM
Jenny: Chuck.
Blair: Excuse me? Do you really think that's gonna work?
Jenny: Yeah, I mean, almost all the previous Gossip Girl Caption Contest winners have some Chuck reference. So I should be able to win with just one word - "CHUCK".
July 6th, 2009 7:11 AM
Blair: "Who is that girl I see, staring straight back at me?"
Jenny: Wait Blair, your not facing the mirror, you're looking at me...
Blair: OMFG! "When will my reflection show who i am inside?"
July 6th, 2009 11:13 AM
Blair: Come to think of it, I never told you how I felt about your new look. IT SUCKS.
July 6th, 2009 12:17 PM
Jenny: So what happened?
Blair: I told Chuck I loved him, again, and he didn't say it back, again.
Jenny: Wow, that must really hurt, like really, really badly.
Blair:Yeah it does, alot, but oh well, I gu-
Jenny:[cuts Blair off]So that means he's free, right?
July 6th, 2009 12:26 PM
nice one saarale
July 6th, 2009 2:57 PM
Blair: wait...do you smell that? What IS that?
Jenny: Okay Vanessa, you can come out now.
July 6th, 2009 3:00 PM
lol @ Katie B
July 6th, 2009 3:02 PM
Blair: Wow, Eric. You've really got the whole 'drag queen' thing down. From behind you almost look like Little J.
Eric: Thanks. And you've definitely got the whole 'will trade sex for some kind of emotional fulfilment' look down.
Blair: Thank you! That's what I was going for.
July 6th, 2009 3:11 PM
Lil J: Seriously, you are like *so* over acsessorised, it like hurts to look at you.
Blair: Shut up, this is my withering look
July 6th, 2009 4:21 PM
Blair: Don't think you can fool me Jenny.
Jenny *puts on innocent face*: What? What do you mean?
Blair: Oh come on! I know what you are doing, and i wanna help.
Jenny *sighs*: Okay you're right, I was planning to kidnap Nate, but I'm not willing to share!
Blair *confused*: What? Nate? Ugh, never mind! I thought you were planning to kidnap chuck! No, Nate is ALL yours.
July 6th, 2009 4:24 PM
Jenny: So then he drank a juice and ate half a croissant. Half a hour later he left and when I followed him...
Blair: [cuts Jenny of] Why do you think I am interested in what Chuck does and eats?
Jenny: But Blair you told me to spy on Chuck and tell you every detail.
Blair: Shhhh.. I think there is still someone in here.
*Ps* the one before this one I posted is actually made by my sister.
July 6th, 2009 5:14 PM
Blair: So you work as a Restroom Attendant now? I knew you were poor but this just tops it all. Now hand me a towel!
July 6th, 2009 5:55 PM
Blair: So...wanna do it?
July 6th, 2009 6:43 PM
Blair: So, her daughter Elizabeth made a vow never to marry a ma—
Jenny: Blair, I’m so sorry to interrupt. Your speech is perfect; very well-rehearsed. But, I just cannot focus on it without knowing why you are wearing an apron.
Blair: Well, if you must know, Dorota let me borrow it. Didn’t you watch season two, Little J? Chuck has a thing for nannies.
Jenny: That’s smart—it’s kind of like my idea; wearing an entire tube of lipstick, heavy make-up, and sporting cheap, dyed hair.
Blair: …And how is that at all similar to my plan?
Jenny: Didn’t you watch season two, Queen B? Nate’s got a thing for cougars.
July 6th, 2009 7:16 PM
IMO, GIVEMEMYLOAF's ((RIGHT ABOVE ME)) should win!! Runner up should be Daisy's. I LOVE THEM BOTH! HAHA, SO FUNNYY!
July 7th, 2009 12:40 AM
Blair: So Jenny give me reasons on why you have to be my successor?
Jenny: Because we're so alike Blair..Just look at our resemblance now: we're both wearing black dress, we have same position with one hand supported on the sink, an arm on our side and then I'll soon dye my blonde hair to brunette just like what you did.
Blair: Not enough...
Jenny: Wait...We have so many things in common:
1. I was kissed and assaulted by Chuck.
2. I was also kissed by Nate.
3. We have someone gay in a family. You, your father and me,my soon-to-be-brother Eric.
4. And as I'm reminded by that, Lily will soon become our mother-in-law..She'll marry my father and you'll marry Chuck...Soon,we'll become family!
Blair: For all its worth, Jenny I chose you as my queen!
July 7th, 2009 1:27 AM
an ending to callmecliche's caption:
Blair: Jenny Humphrey...I want you to look deep down into the soul I know you have and tell me what the hell you were thinking when you put on that makeup.
Jenny: Well, I was watching Animal Planet--
Blair: My point exactly.
or...
Blair: Jenny Humphrey...I want you to look deep down into the soul I know you have and tell me what the hell you were thinking when you put on that makeup.
July 7th, 2009 3:28 AM
Blair: jenny...is that you..
hmm wait no, just a racoon.
July 7th, 2009 12:29 PM
Givememyloaf, I think I love you! lol. Love the caption, babe.
July 7th, 2009 4:03 PM
Jenny: Your dress is from Bendels right?
Blair: No you idiot i got it from ebay!
xoxo
July 7th, 2009 4:15 PM
Blair speaking to penelope while facing Jenny: It's okay Penelope I've got it under control.
Jenny to Blair when penelope is gone: Ugh, I'm really getting sick of this Blair!
Blair: Yeah, I know me too.
Jenny: Then why are we keeping this a secret again?
Blair: Cause Nate is gonna freak out.
Jenny: Well what is he gonna do about it? Put's on a confused face when we confess we are best friends since 8th grade?
July 7th, 2009 6:01 PM
Jenny: Nate you can come out now. Blair knows.
Blair: I can't believe you honestly thought I wouldn't recognise your manbangs under her dress.
July 7th, 2009 6:46 PM
I have to agree with the few before me. I like Givememyloaf's. Though the make-up jokes are getting old, she (or he) keeps it funny and quick-humored:) Great job!