Welcome, Gossip Girl fans, to the 65th Gossip Girl Insider Caption Contest.
This week's winner is Michelle. Congrats! The winning entry appears below.
As always, it was a difficult choice with all of the awesome captions sent in.
Honorable mentions go out to meestwick, MARiLYNN and mina. Thank you all so much for playing and best of luck again in this week's Caption Contest!

Rufus: Uh huh, I'll tell him. Thanks, bye.
Dan: What's up, Dad?
Rufus: That was Miss Carr. She wants her virginity back.



August 21st, 2009 7:16 AM
R: Hey..eh.. Dan. [Thinking: He can't hear me order a prostitute for tonight.] I thought you went to the movies with blair?
D: Yeah, forgot my jacket.
August 21st, 2009 8:19 AM
Rufus: So you'll be here in 5 Sere..Lily!
Dan: Anything you care to explain Dad?
August 21st, 2009 8:21 AM
rufus:
"yes, oh yes, i know exactally how you like it mhhhm, you can have it however you want, whatever you'd like [turns around and sees dan] soo stuffed crust pizza it is. and pepporoni? alright, bye! [hangs up] that was just lily... we're ording pizza tonight. i guess."
August 21st, 2009 8:23 AM
Rufus: I love you to Vanes...saLily!
Dan: HOLY...
August 21st, 2009 8:53 AM
Rufus: Yeah I think I gotta hang, my kids just busted me.
Jenny: Seriously dad, you too!
Dan: What's up with Dorota?!?
August 21st, 2009 9:02 AM
RUFUS: Hang on a second, there's a small gremlin on my tail. Hello, strange creature. DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH?
Dan: For the last time, Dad. World of Warcraft and alcohol DO NOT MIX WELL.
Rufus: He's on to me! Uh, gotta go, bye!
August 21st, 2009 9:14 AM
rufus: The eagle has landed! Abort! Abort!
August 21st, 2009 9:18 AM
rufus: sorry lily, gotta go i think dan has a squirrel on his chin...oh no, thats just his new beard.
August 21st, 2009 9:38 AM
right now i can't even think of something as funny as meestwick's!! LMFAO
August 21st, 2009 9:58 AM
rufus: hang on, lil, theres someone watching me...