Welcome, Gossip Girl minions, to the 71st Gossip Girl Insider Caption Contest!
This week's winner is Blair215. Nice work! The winning caption appears below.
Honorable mentions go out to Celine, Blairfan22, ChairFan724 and Trixee.
Thanks to all for playing and good luck again next week ...

Bree: Refresh my memory about all these girls who are here tonight that you have a history with. It was Blair, Serena, Vanessa, and Jenny right? Am I forgetting anyone?
Nate: Well you CAN'T tell Chuck, but this one time in 5th grade, Georgina and I... Wait what was I talking about? Why are we here? Ooo, shiny things!



October 2nd, 2009 10:03 AM
Bree: Oh my God! how let the stripper in? I mean, this is a classy event... She's so out of place here...
Nate: that's no stripper... that's Serena in one of her many "look at me I've daddy issues" outfits. Don't worry they won't fall out.. Hopefully.
October 2nd, 2009 10:09 AM
Guy Behind Nate and Bree: *whispers* Dude! Mom and dad are looking the wrong way! C'mon!
Other Guy Behind Nate and Bree: *snickers and runs with his brother*
Nate: *angry* Where are our sons???
Bree: *sigh*
October 2nd, 2009 10:10 AM
Guy Behind Nate and Bree: And here, folks, is the magnificent statue named "What Parents Look Like After They Find You Sneaking Off At Night".
October 2nd, 2009 10:18 AM
Nate: Wow! I've managed to hook up with all the females on the show, so they actually had to introduce a new character. You know, so I won't become boring.
October 2nd, 2009 10:19 AM
Bree *thinking*: I really think our relationship will work out just fine. Nate is such deep guy...
Nate *thinking: I wonder how oreos and champagne tastes together...
October 2nd, 2009 10:19 AM
Nate: *I miss my manbangs*. Sigh.
October 2nd, 2009 10:23 AM
Bree: Looking at something? you better get use to it because those are Nates bestfriends. Maybe you need to share a bit more before you start brodcasting to the world.
Nate: Arn't you glad you decided to go public? Now your girlfriend can meet all your incredibley normal frinds. But maybe it wont matter how disfunctional your frinds might be. Maybe shes worst off then all of you put together...
October 2nd, 2009 10:28 AM
Bree : geez- there's no sign of it anywhere...
Nate : I know- I've been waiting for my storyline since the beginning of the season
October 2nd, 2009 10:34 AM
Bree: This is an interesting piece by Maple Thorp. BEST I'VE EVER SEEN!!!! AMAZING MODELS!!!!
Nate: I know. It says here it's called "Chair"
Bree: Wonder what that's all about?
October 2nd, 2009 10:36 AM
** mapplethorp