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October 24th, 2009 5:43 PM
@iamblairwaldorf.blairwaldorfisme
hahaha thanks :)
Yes it would be fabulous if that happened! That is why this caption contest is so fun. It is like "choose your own adventure."
October 24th, 2009 3:06 PM
B: why is my croissant like that?
V: Like what?
B: Can't you see, it feels Like stone...
V: It doesn't feel like stone, see I could still stick my fork.
October 24th, 2009 2:11 PM
V: Hi, Blair. It's nice, you know, that we kind of bonded at the end of the episode.
B: Hey, why are you sitting down? Nobody gets to touch MY CROISSANTS!
October 24th, 2009 1:23 PM
Vanessa: Alright Blair, I have a proposition for you. If you eat this crossiant I'll give you a briefcase full of money. Unfortunately, someone will die.
Blair: ...This is such a hard decision. Can I choose who it is?
October 24th, 2009 12:48 PM
B: I challenge you to a staring contest V.
V: Ha! Didn't Dan tell you anything? I own staring contests.
B: Obviously you haven't met my friends, I have to pretend to listen to their boring lives, I have developed quite a skill
V: AHA a worthy opponent. Let the games begin
October 24th, 2009 10:10 AM
B: So, Chuck is mad at me, NYU couldn't care less about my existence and now I'm stuck with you. Is it just me, or do the writers really hate me this season?
October 24th, 2009 9:06 AM
Blair: Vanessa... DON'T YOU KNOW I DON'T DO CARBS.
October 24th, 2009 9:05 AM
V: And I've been in so much of this season! ME ME ME!
B: I know! Seen the ratings lately?
October 24th, 2009 8:55 AM
Blair: Don't you have some mung beans to go cultivate?
October 24th, 2009 8:54 AM
Blair: Don't you have a plot line to go murder?
October 24th, 2009 8:53 AM
Blair: (thinking) Screw you, Chuck. I'm gonna eat butter, and I'm gonna damn well enjoy it.
October 24th, 2009 8:31 AM
V: So I always make sure the croissant is all dead before I eat it. By picking in it like this it won't crawl around in your tummy after you have put it in your mouth.
B: *thinking* Jeez, she's got less braincells than Nate and Serena in common...
October 24th, 2009 8:25 AM
Blair: Do you smell something?
Vanessa: Like what?
Blair: Oh, like a mix of cheap perfume, recycled milk cartons and feigned self righteousness... oh wait. That's just you.
October 24th, 2009 8:13 AM
Blair: Okay Vanessa Abrams, we both know that you have even less in common with me than you do with that croissant you nonchalantly trying to eat with a fork. So whats the real reason you have called me here today? Breakfast, soft lighting, small chit chat. Oh gross. You better not tell me now that you've whored your way through all the men, you are making your move on the women!
Vanessa: Well, actually I was just going to ask you to star in this documentary I was making but never mind, I guess I'll just ask Dan and Olivia.
October 24th, 2009 7:50 AM
Blair: Oh my God. Nate ?! First you dress up as Serena and now Vanessa ?!
Nate: Shhh... Serena wants to get back at me for tricking her.
Blair: Well this isnt the first time you've been in Vanessa's pants.
sound familiar ? (: Yea its supposed to
October 24th, 2009 5:41 AM
V: I'm in the mood for eating out for something sweeter...
B: Let us both start by "digging in" with our hands.
October 24th, 2009 2:14 AM
Vanessa: I brought Dan's Cabbage Patch kid.
Blair: And I brought Chuck's scarf.
Vanessa: God, we actually stooped this low? Stealing our ex's and boyfriend's things so they'll be coming to us to get it back?
Blair: Hey, it was your idea!
October 24th, 2009 2:03 AM
Vanessa - No really, my name is Jessica and this is all a television show. Ed-err Chuck and I are a couple in the real world.
Blair - (plugs her ears) Not listening!
October 24th, 2009 1:57 AM
Blair: "All right. Where is the poison? The battle of wits has begun. It ends when you decide and we both eat, and find out who is right... and who is dead."
- A 'Princess Bride' reference for those of you watching at home. Only mildly altered. This just kind of reminded me of that scene, maybe because of the Cyrus/Vizzini connection?
October 24th, 2009 1:17 AM
B: Okay, don't interrupt me while I say this or I will change my mind. You are now promoted to Minion Number 3, crazy I know, considering you have none of the authentic qualities that make you deserving to serve a Queen. You are officially under my command against one shallow Hollywood starlet and one disappearing-act long time enemy, whose name is not worth of mention. *rolls eyes* And your first command is... Just what is wrong with this setting?! *eyes pointing to the table*
V: Err... (in disbelief that B is actually doing this)
B: Carbs! Make it disappear. And where is my fat free yogurt! Thats the only I have for breakfast!
V: What?! Sorry, since when have I been ranked your 'minion' in your pathetic little league. I'm out. And just for future reference, we are equals. Chuck has slept with me before... in his limo.
B: What?! What?! *thinks fast to dodge the bullet* OMG! You must be the man Chuck said he kissed before!
October 24th, 2009 1:08 AM
Vanessa: I used to be a nice, Brooklyn girl who promoted the idea of free love and equity...now I backstab, make my best friend's girlfriend look bad, and devise revenge plans in my spare time.
Blair: Wow...what happenned?
Vanessa: You happened.
October 23rd, 2009 11:53 PM
B：i made a mess of everything, and u too.
October 23rd, 2009 10:48 PM
Blair: So tell me Vanessa, have you ever come across conditioners?
October 23rd, 2009 9:59 PM
Blair: So, where'd you get these tacky bracelets? JCPenny?
October 23rd, 2009 9:54 PM
B: dont you have some woodstock hippie thing to go to?