OMFG.
That's about all we can say after reading that, according to Entertainment Weekly, Gossip Girl's November 9 episode will feature three major characters having sex.
At the same time. In the same bed. Together.
Wow, The episode, titled "They Shoot Humphreys, Don't They," will apparently feature a sordid tryst involving one of the following couplings ... er, threesomes ...
Chuck-Blair-Nate: Hey, it's already been rumored (falsely) that Chace Crawford and Ed Westwick are more than friends. Leighton Meester can watch, right?
Chuck-Blair-Josh: You’ll recall that Josh is the gay NYU alum Blair tricks Chuck into kissing later this month. In other words, this trio's already at first base!
Chuck-Blair-Dorota: Blair’s been on the lookout for a non-threatening third party to fulfill Chuck’s desires. The best part? She’ll happily clean up afterward!
Nate-Bree-Carter: One’s a Democrat. One’s a Republican. One’s ... Carter Baizen. Throw them all together, and voila, you’ve got a threesome. A sexy one.
You'd think anything this kinky has to involve Chuck ... but is that too obvious?
Serena-Carter-Georgina: Serena and Georgina’s dark past together probably included kinky stuff back in the day. Throwing Carter in there? Not a stretch.
Serena-Dan-Blair: A lot of people picked up on something between Dan and Blair in this season’s "The Freshmen." S and B do share most things in life ...
Vanessa-Dan-Olivia: It’s only a matter of time before Vanessa and Dan take their platonic friendship to the next level. Who better than Olivia to initiate?
Georgina-Dan-Olivia: Jealous Georgina roofies Dan and Olivia and then proceeding to have her way with both of them. Not hard to imagine at all, is it?
Rufus-Lily-Keith: MIA Keith van der Woodsen, father of Serena and Eric, returns with a bang. One that's almost certainly not going to happen, but hey.
Who do you think it is? Comment below!
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October 6th, 2009 12:00 PM
This is sooo exciting. But I'm guessing Georgie is part of the trio, cause Michelle was spotted in the set last week. Random much?
October 6th, 2009 12:02 PM
Hly I hope its NBC
October 6th, 2009 12:04 PM
OMG WTF??? This would cause some major drama no matter who the three are, im hoping nate wont be one of the three are olivia r dan, i got a bad feeling it involves Chuck and blair. im not sure if i like this idea, r if its true tv genius.
its great publicity for the show but the characters hmm? maybe in season 1. I gotta watch every episode closely now r wait 4 more spoilers LOL
October 6th, 2009 12:04 PM
i am sure DGO
October 6th, 2009 12:05 PM
i need Nate-Serena-Carter
October 6th, 2009 12:07 PM
i really hope its chuck blair and nate but i bet its gonna be georgina serena and carter..i love this!
October 6th, 2009 12:08 PM
Not sure which characters but it's going to be two girls and one guy unless GG is willing to try something most other shows don't. Which would be fun!
October 6th, 2009 12:09 PM
i need Nate-Serena-Carter
but Chuck/Blair/Nate are the best
October 6th, 2009 12:13 PM
Ewwwww Bree OMG Love NATE but ewww bree and ewwww carter
XD
October 6th, 2009 12:18 PM
OMFG!!! Love it!!! I hope its either B-N-C or B-S- D !! I would have loved Blair serena chuck though!