Gossip Girl Spoilers: Threesome Alert!
OMFG.
That's about all we can say after reading that, according to Entertainment Weekly, Gossip Girl's November 9 episode will feature three major characters having sex.
At the same time. In the same bed. Together.
Wow, The episode, titled "They Shoot Humphreys, Don't They," will apparently feature a sordid tryst involving one of the following couplings ... er, threesomes ...
Chuck-Blair-Nate: Hey, it's already been rumored (falsely) that Chace Crawford and Ed Westwick are more than friends. Leighton Meester can watch, right?
Chuck-Blair-Josh: You’ll recall that Josh is the gay NYU alum Blair tricks Chuck into kissing later this month. In other words, this trio's already at first base!
Chuck-Blair-Dorota: Blair’s been on the lookout for a non-threatening third party to fulfill Chuck’s desires. The best part? She’ll happily clean up afterward!
Nate-Bree-Carter: One’s a Democrat. One’s a Republican. One’s ... Carter Baizen. Throw them all together, and voila, you’ve got a threesome. A sexy one.
You'd think anything this kinky has to involve Chuck ... but is that too obvious?
Serena-Carter-Georgina: Serena and Georgina’s dark past together probably included kinky stuff back in the day. Throwing Carter in there? Not a stretch.
Serena-Dan-Blair: A lot of people picked up on something between Dan and Blair in this season’s "The Freshmen." S and B do share most things in life ...
Vanessa-Dan-Olivia: It’s only a matter of time before Vanessa and Dan take their platonic friendship to the next level. Who better than Olivia to initiate?
Georgina-Dan-Olivia: Jealous Georgina roofies Dan and Olivia and then proceeding to have her way with both of them. Not hard to imagine at all, is it?
Rufus-Lily-Keith: MIA Keith van der Woodsen, father of Serena and Eric, returns with a bang. One that's almost certainly not going to happen, but hey.
Who do you think it is? Comment below!











