Comments by Mrs. Basshole

1. Jessica Szohr is a Lucky Girl

   3/10/2009 7:56 PM
   
   I think Chanessa is one of the worst things spawned, like, ever! But I think Jessica's awesome AND a good actress AND it's supercool she's dating Ed Westwick. I don't know why people hate her. Sure she's not as good an actress as Leighton, but I think she could do as well as Blake, and just because Vanessa's boring, doesn't mean Jessica's.

2. Gossip Girl Spoilers: Latest on Chuck and Blair

   3/10/2009 6:53 PM
   
   I think Elle is just terrible, and the whole Chuck/Elle thing is just ATROCIOUS! BLAIR IS HIS ONE TRUE LOVE!
   I think the Nate/Blair moving in thing is just hilarious. I mean, how stupid is it to be like, "I know you're into that guy so let's move in together"?

3. Chuck and Blair in TV Guide!

   3/5/2009 6:04 PM
   
   YEAH!

4. Blair Waldorf

   2/28/2009 1:45 PM
   
   Way better than Serena. Prettier. Unique. Deep. And Chuck's soul mate!

5. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 40

   2/28/2009 1:37 PM
   
   Jenny: Eric, guess what? Using a particle accelerator, I found a hole in the space-time continuum that allowed me to go back in time, thus bringing Rufus and Lily together!
   Eric: All that and you're failing Science....
   Jenny: Yeah....
   Eric: Jenny! Jenny, my hand is disappearing!
   
   

6. Gossip Girl Spoilers: Michelle Trachtenberg Dishes on Return

   2/26/2009 3:49 PM
   
   Chuck is like, whatthegg? and George....haha!

7. Brittany Snow to Star in Gossip Girl Spinoff: Confirmed!

   2/26/2009 3:47 PM
   
   I loved her in John Tucker Nust Die....but she's a little too typical-looking....don'tcha think?? Either way, I hope she does well and I will rpobably watch the show.

8. New Gossip Girl Promotional Poster

   2/20/2009 2:20 PM
   
   Totally for the play. I think Blair looks gorgeous and Serena looks great but not on Blair's level. Personal opinion : D
   
   I can't wait for Blair and Dan to play each other's love interests! Hilarious! I love Chair with all of my lil' teen heart, but Dair friendship is fun.
   
   Maybe the play is 'The Age of Innocence', based on the parody for the title?

9. New Gossip Girl Previews For Upcoming Episodes

   2/16/2009 10:30 AM
   
   Stupid Nelly Yuki! All of Blair's vices and none of her virtuews.
   I love Dorota, she's awesome! These promos are hilarious!
   I doubt the whole Carter/Blair thing is going to come into play. I am so excited Chuck and Serena are looking for Blair! But seriously, N and B are a big focus now, so I bet Carter is just going to help N or something. Maybe when N and B are kissing he spots them or something....? tells Chuck????

10. Gossip Girl Stars' Pad is Frat House-Like

    2/13/2009 10:58 PM
    
    And this matters WHY? I didn't expect their apartment to be neat. I have two cousins in college and their apartemnts are like trash heaps....

11. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 38

    2/13/2009 9:19 PM
    
    Dan: So you're SURE you don't wnat to sleep with me?
    
    Miss Carr: Well, I'm sorry, but I heard Chuck Bass's company is Upwardly Mobile....

12. Gossip Girl Caption Contest 37

    2/6/2009 4:44 PM
    
    BLAIR: Bruised lips and slapped backsides do tend to be the order of the day whenever Chuck Bass is around....

13. Gossip Girl Spoilers: Nate and Blair Kissing!

    2/3/2009 11:45 PM
    
    Um....I think this is actually a good thing 4 Chair. We are on familiar footing here--Chuck, Nate, Blair, they are all so predictable when forced into this situation: Chuck will be jealous (I don't know about the rst of you, but I love me a jealous Chuck Bass), and get all mad at Nate. Blair will be caught between fantasy and reality. Seriously, Nate and Blair is a crime on par with shipping Scarlett/Ashley. WHAT IS WRONG EITH YOU PEOPLE!!!!
    
    ANYWAY. My point is that of course Blair will choose Chuck, so I can finally sleep contentedly knowing.

14. Ed Westwick Shops in New York

    2/3/2009 11:39 PM
    
    HOT! Morgan, you are WEiRD....you would never get
    close enough to smell his breath....ew.......not his best shot but he looks da--rn sexy!!!!

15. Ed Westwick

    2/3/2009 11:36 PM
    
    bringin' sexy back, yeah....

16. Jessica Szohr

    2/3/2009 11:35 PM
    
    Well, I think she's gorgeous! Ed and Jessica are cute!

17. Extended Promo of "Carrnal Knowledge"

    1/28/2009 10:46 PM
    
    Okay, first of all I would like to say just one thing:
    
    AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO WAS MASSIVELY PISSED THAT CHUCK SAID "SHE WAS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN I HAD EVER SEEN"??!!!!!
    
    I get that he and Blair are on the outs. But that is totally and brutally unfair to Blair. That is terrible. Seriously.
    
    Second, this is probably going to be the episode Jessica Szohr was shocked at the script for, yes, blah.
    
    I am so happy D/S are having a little tension, yes, I hate Ms. Carr w/ all my GG heart, but seriously, otherwise they are just bland.
    
    No, you idiots, if C and B were together they wouldn't work out! Did you miss the whole point of 2x08?!

18. Taylor Momsen Covers Page Six Magazine

    1/24/2009 9:31 PM
    
    Um, P!, she didn't apply that makeup, and I take it insultingly that you'd think I'm a jealous no-life with nothing better to do than make fun of Taylor. I think I have the right to post my opinion of her in public, and I don't think that immediately qualifies me to be a hater with a freaking comment. I don't hate Taylor, even if I don't love her. Haha! back at'cha.

19. Taylor Momsen

    1/24/2009 9:27 PM
    
    She was in Spy Kids 2?
    
    NO ONE ups Queen B.....I do kind of like Jenny, but mostly I think of her as annoying. I like TAYLOR, not Jenny.

20. Gossip Girl Spoilers: "Carrnal Knowledge" Episode Synopsis

    1/23/2009 4:51 PM
    
    Ooh, snap. Georgina Sparks is guaranteed fun. I do hope for some B and C....please....we're all starved of it, and sick of waiting
    
    B and C!!!! At least it's his turn to chase her.

21. Gossip Girl Round Table: "You've Got Yale"

    1/20/2009 4:39 PM
    
    (GAH! My thing got cut off! The rest:)
    
    5, continued: If anyone deserves an Emmy, it's Ed.
    
    6. We need Derena tension. Blair, send Rachel packing back to Des Moines or whatever!

22. Gossip Girl Round Table: "You've Got Yale"

    1/20/2009 4:37 PM
    
    1. What was your favorite Gossip Girl quote from the episode?
    
    Eric's line. Priceless. Also when Eric was describing the German opera 'The Magic Flute', me and my sis were laughing so hard we were, like, falling of the couch. He was so in-depth, and then....anyway. That was amazingly funny.
    
    2. Did you like the mostly lighter feel of this episode?
    
    No. I know they ahve to give Chair a break, but I wouldn't watch the show were it not for Chair. I do like how they didn't make this episode like 2x06 or 2x09. And I do like the whole n and V thing, they are really cute! next to C and B, probably my second fave couple on the show.
    
    3. Most hard to believe Yale plot development:
    That the teacher called the Headmistress. I think that was a little too spiteful, but it's edgy, I like it.
    
    
    4. Nate letting Vanessa buy the opera tickets when he owns a box: Sweet or stupid?
    
    Sweet. Those two rock my socks. I mean, not a millionth as much as Chair, but still, very sweet. Very Nate.
    
    5. Is Chuck Bass the best character on television?
    
    Entirely. Irrevocably. He is so complex and amazing and sensitively portrayed. And gorgeous. I

23. Blake Lively: Golden Globe Gorgeous

    1/18/2009 10:37 PM
    
    She should have kept her hair neat, brings out her eyes, and that dress is all wrong--wrong color, wrong cut, should she want to expose her boobs she should try a more sophisticated dress.
    
    She has a really great smile though. But seriously, all wrong. Not Blake's best shot.

24. Taylor Momsen Covers Page Six Magazine

    1/18/2009 10:20 PM
    
    Since when did T-Moms become a 'pop culture icon'? I don't think it's her fault, and I don't 'hate' her, but seriously, she's fifteen or sixteen or whatever being shot as a Blake-ish character. She looks like a little girl playing with her mom's clothes and hairdryer, and her acting skills are blah.
    
    I know that sounded really mean, and at least Taylor isn't conceited about it, but seriously, all this media coverage is ridiculous.

25. Chace Crawford Looking Sharp, Slicked-Back

    1/18/2009 10:14 PM
    
    We need the man-bangs back! They are cute, and rugged, and sexy! Of course, he's got nuthin' on Ed. But still....
    
    Definitely not prom; regardless of weather, which hints at a big DUH, Nate would never wear baggy pants and slicked-back hair to a prom. It's just not him.