Hilary: So no one cares I was on the show. That's good.
Penn: Trust me as soon as they saw Tyra's hair you were the last thing people were thinking of.
Chuck: Nate are you really looking at next seasons spoilers.
Nate: Yeah, I wanted to see who I was going to hook up with... someone named Bree apparently.
Chuck: This is so stupid.
Nate: Oh and you and Blair are going to have white hot angry sex.
Chuck: Wait let me see that.
Eric: Wow... Just wow.
Serena: That was amazing.
Jonathan: Go Blair and Chuck.
Jenny: Are you guys watching the Chuck says I love you scene... again?
Serena: It's sooooo sweet though.
Eric: He got her stockings thats amazing.
Jonathan: I just love the background music.
Jenny: I need new friends.
Serena: Oh my God.
Eric: Wow Chuck and Blair have a sex tape.
Jonathan: I'm not surprised.
Erik: Hey Jenny you can stop searching, we found the gossip you need to be Queen.
Jenny:(looks at screen) Please. Everyone knows about that, it was featured on youtube last week.
Serena: Ohmigod
Dan: Is that... Chuck and Blair on the dining room table? I know it's been a while for them but really.
Serena: And next to the good china too.
Favorite quote:
Blair: Oh God, you're not going to come out of there with a mullet and girlfriend, are you?
Did B & N break up for the right reasons?
I'm just happy they broke up so chair can be together.
Will Dan and Serena get together?
I think Scott is going to prevent that for the time being.
What did you like the most about the '80s scenes?
I loved seeing young CeCe, she was perfect.
What did you like the least about the '80s scenes?
I had to keep reminding myself that it was lily, I love Britney snow but she doesn't look at all like Kelly R.
Bonus:
Blair and Chuck finally confess feelings and want to try out a releshionship.
Serena is shocked that her half brother is still alive and Dan was contacted by him.
Georgina decides to go after Poppy and be the bitch we all know.
Dan, Nate, and Vanessa unknowingly meet Scott.
V: I can't believe he loves Jenny. Now what am I supposed to do.... I could...No...Maybe kill...No...Sleep with...YES!!!!! That's it, the perfect way to get me back on top and actually in the show. I am going to sleep with Rufus!!! I am such a genius. (Turns around to see Dan, Jenny, Lily, Eric, and Rufus staring at her)... Shit did I just say that out loud?
Serena: I'm sorry, we didn't order the world's smallest man for this party.
Cyrus: I am very proud of that title, then one day my son will be even smaller than me and carry on my legacy.
S: you must be so proud, who's your son.
C: Your boyfriend
S: Yeah I can see the resemblance, He stares at my boobs too.
Lily: Welcome... are you two a couple now?
Nate: Yea, older women didn't work out for me, so now I'm after younger ones.
Jenny: Yeah, his man-bangs attract women of all ages... and if it doesn't work out with me his bangs also get him men like Dan.
Blair: ... and that is why the meaning of gigolo is Nate Archibald. Any More Questions?
Penelope: Why does Amanda look like Miley Cyrus having a bad hair day?
Amanda: Hey!!!
Blair: Because Penelope, Miley is like Amanda, except Miley only has a few split ends and Miley knows when to wear a headband.
Isabel:Ohh... that makes so much sense.
1. What was the best Gossip Girl quote from the episode?: The absolute best quote had to be either "If looks could kill, we wouldn't want to be Dan Humphrey" or "You should put a bell on." Chuck: "Kinky. I'll think about it."
2. Who is your favorite member of Blair's bitchy posse?: Who ever was the bitch that burned Amanda's hair with that blue gunk. That was wicked awesome. Talk about Blair's posse stepping up.
3. So Nate is sort of off the hook now. What's next for him?: I loved him with V at first, but now I belive he belongs with S. Threy make a good couple and in the first episode of the season, their make-out was so Hot.
4. Do you like the new, quasi-evil, queen Serena?: I like her as the bitch, but B needs to get her crown back. B earned her spot, but I really want some B and C action, so I am glad she got dethroned. I don't care if S is queen, even if I prefer B. I just want B and C to get together.
5. Moron of the Week: Always going to be Dan. He and Vanessa should get together and get out of the picture. I don't like Vanessa at all, and what D did to S was just terrible. Dating on the first day of school after their break-up,jerk.
I am still getting over the fact that Chuck has set up Dan and Amanda. Man, he really wants S to be queen. I hope with S as Queen we can see more Chuck and Blair action.
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Gossip Girl Caption Contest 75
Minion 1: Umm. When you work up this morning you forgot to put in your contacts?
Minion 2: You got run over by a bus?
Minion 3: Clearly she got into a fight with a police officer.
J: What? No, They were out of low-fat yogurt.
Minion 1 : Then how do you explain your outfit?
Gossip Girl Caption Contest 72
Penn: Trust me as soon as they saw Tyra's hair you were the last thing people were thinking of.
Gossip Girl Caption Contest 64
Nate: Yeah, I wanted to see who I was going to hook up with... someone named Bree apparently.
Chuck: This is so stupid.
Nate: Oh and you and Blair are going to have white hot angry sex.
Chuck: Wait let me see that.
Gossip Girl Caption Contest 62
Serena: That was amazing.
Jonathan: Go Blair and Chuck.
Jenny: Are you guys watching the Chuck says I love you scene... again?
Serena: It's sooooo sweet though.
Eric: He got her stockings thats amazing.
Jonathan: I just love the background music.
Jenny: I need new friends.
Gossip Girl Caption Contest 62
Eric: Wow Chuck and Blair have a sex tape.
Jonathan: I'm not surprised.
Erik: Hey Jenny you can stop searching, we found the gossip you need to be Queen.
Jenny:(looks at screen) Please. Everyone knows about that, it was featured on youtube last week.
Gossip Girl Caption Contest 61
Dan: Is that... Chuck and Blair on the dining room table? I know it's been a while for them but really.
Serena: And next to the good china too.
Gossip Girl Caption Contest 60
Dan: I forgot, I was distracted by your pants.
Chuck: I get that a lot.
Gossip Girl Round Table: "Valley Girls"
Blair: Oh God, you're not going to come out of there with a mullet and girlfriend, are you?
Did B & N break up for the right reasons?
I'm just happy they broke up so chair can be together.
Will Dan and Serena get together?
I think Scott is going to prevent that for the time being.
What did you like the most about the '80s scenes?
I loved seeing young CeCe, she was perfect.
What did you like the least about the '80s scenes?
I had to keep reminding myself that it was lily, I love Britney snow but she doesn't look at all like Kelly R.
Bonus:
Blair and Chuck finally confess feelings and want to try out a releshionship.
Serena is shocked that her half brother is still alive and Dan was contacted by him.
Georgina decides to go after Poppy and be the bitch we all know.
Dan, Nate, and Vanessa unknowingly meet Scott.
Spotted Smooching: Ed Westwick and Jessica Szohr?
Gossip Girl Caption Contest 26
Gossip Girl Caption Contest 25
Cyrus: I am very proud of that title, then one day my son will be even smaller than me and carry on my legacy.
S: you must be so proud, who's your son.
C: Your boyfriend
S: Yeah I can see the resemblance, He stares at my boobs too.
Gossip Girl Caption Contest 24
Nate: Yea, older women didn't work out for me, so now I'm after younger ones.
Jenny: Yeah, his man-bangs attract women of all ages... and if it doesn't work out with me his bangs also get him men like Dan.
Chuck Bass: The Ultimate Womanizer
Chuck in Real Life Promo
Gossip Girl Caption Contest 18
Penelope: Why does Amanda look like Miley Cyrus having a bad hair day?
Amanda: Hey!!!
Blair: Because Penelope, Miley is like Amanda, except Miley only has a few split ends and Miley knows when to wear a headband.
Isabel:Ohh... that makes so much sense.
Gossip Girl Round Table: "The Ex-Files"
2. Who is your favorite member of Blair's bitchy posse?: Who ever was the bitch that burned Amanda's hair with that blue gunk. That was wicked awesome. Talk about Blair's posse stepping up.
3. So Nate is sort of off the hook now. What's next for him?: I loved him with V at first, but now I belive he belongs with S. Threy make a good couple and in the first episode of the season, their make-out was so Hot.
4. Do you like the new, quasi-evil, queen Serena?: I like her as the bitch, but B needs to get her crown back. B earned her spot, but I really want some B and C action, so I am glad she got dethroned. I don't care if S is queen, even if I prefer B. I just want B and C to get together.
5. Moron of the Week: Always going to be Dan. He and Vanessa should get together and get out of the picture. I don't like Vanessa at all, and what D did to S was just terrible. Dating on the first day of school after their break-up,jerk.
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