A new article by Kristin Dos Santos of E! Online helps narrow down the possibilities for the upcoming Gossip Girl threesome scene, and you may be surprised.

Check out her clues below, along with some other miscellaneous scoop on Chair and Serenate, and see if that means we can now pinpoint who is involved.

We could've sworn it wouldn't work without someone in particular ...

• One of the participants is not someone you would expect to film a threesome. That said, it's not over-the-top racy (it's the CW) so this actor's fairly pure image will probably just be a wee bit soiled, but not diiiirrrrty.

• The threesome is definitely NOT Blair, Chuck and Nate.

• Little J and Eric do not take part in menage-a-magic.

• Chair does not take part in the three-way. Neither Chuck nor Blair.

• The Gossip Girl threesome is two girls, a guy and ... a pizza place.

• Chuck and Blair are still going strong as of episode 11. Sources are still reporting that they are the long-term Ross and Rachel of Gossip Girl.

• This just in from a rock solid source, which should excite some fans: I think a Nate-Serena pairing is VERY much a possibility this season!

• A name who is NOT involved, who I could have SWORN would be. Skanky ho biscuit Georgina is NOT part of the threesome. Shocking, no?

So based on this, it's totally gotta be Dan-Vanessa-Olivia, right? Or are we still reaching at this point? Leave a comment below and tell us what you think ...

Hey, that's totally who we're gonna hit it with tonight!

Welcome, Gossip Girl fans, to the 72nd Gossip Girl Insider Caption Contest!

It was a difficult decision, but this week's winner is Blake&Pennforever.

The winning caption entry now appears beneath the photo. Honorable mentions go out to N to the S, D&S [forever] and blackjackattack.

Thanks to all for playing and best of luck again next week ...

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You knew it was coming.

We'll maybe you did not see the Gossip Girl threesome itself coming. But once you heard about it, you knew a poll would be posted asking for your predictions.

On the November 9 episode, three major characters on Gossip Girl will be ... Getting. It. On. No dream sequence, either. It's real, alright, and we cannot wait.

The only question is who's involved. Of the nine possible combinations thrown out by Entertainment Weekly, we've discarded the two we believe to be obvious jokes (involving Dorota and Serena's yet-to-be-cast father).

That leaves seven options ... and so many possible players.

When you hear "threesome" as it relates to Gossip Girl, Chuck is the first character who comes to mind. But he's changed lately, and is actually the only guy in a really steady relationship at the moment. So is it someone else?

Georgina Sparks (Michelle Trachtenberg) is a sleeper pick. While not a full-time cast member, she regularly finds herself in the middle of sticky situations.

Could shady, sexy Carter Baizen (Sebastian Stan) also play a role? The possibilities are nearly limitless. Vote in the poll below with your predictions!

Who does the Gossip Girl threesome involve?

Watching Chuck and Blair actually make it as a couple has been one of the biggest treats of this Gossip Girl season's first four episodes. But will it last?

Also, is that rumored Gossip Girl threesome actually gonna happen?

Michael Ausiello of EW addresses both questions in his Q&A today:

Q: I know you won’t say who partakes in the threesome on Gossip Girl, so I won’t even bother asking. I just want to know if it’s a dream or if it’s real.

A: Oh, it’s real.

Q: I would love some (good) news about Chuck and Blair from Gossip Girl!

A: It doesn’t get much better than this: They’re still together and (relatively) happy through at least episode 11.

Somewhat older-school Chair.

The sneak previews indicate that "Rufus Getting Married" is going to be a wild episode next Monday. The promotional photo gallery below doesn't give away much we don't know already, but the images do confirm the following:

Bree, Georgina, Scott, Carter and Serena's cleavage, all of which were completely or virtually absent in "Dan de Fleurette," will be back next week!

What do you think will go down on Monday's Gossip Girl when Rufus and Lily get ready to tie the knot? Will something (or someone) get in the way?

Click to enlarge the photos below and share your thoughts ...

Below are some sneak previews for next week's episode of Gossip Girl, "Rufus Getting Married." Rufus is indeed planning to get married, as we saw in the network's initial promos, but we'll have to wait for wedding sneak peeks.

In the first preview clip, you will see Chuck making Blair moan with joy. Relax, people, he's just giving her a massage. Sorry to get your hopes up!

He's also talking to her about Nate and Serena's respective love interests, and how one may not be a saint, while the other may not be so evil ...

Follow the jump for a second clip, in which Vanessa tries to convince Dan to dump Olivia at the urging of a conniving Georgina, who coaches her.

It doesn't exactly work out as G might have hoped ...

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Even Blair Waldorf might take the subway if her reward on the other end was a Lady Gaga concert. The singer is filming an upcoming episode of Gossip Girl today on the Lower East Side, in which she'll perform as herself!

We imagine she'll be debuting some original Gossip Girl music on the show, which is pretty cool for Gossip Girl, whether you're a fan of Lady Gaga or not.

The New York Daily News reported the NYC native's guest role today. Are you excited for more star power coming to the Upper ... er, Lower East Side?

Lady Gaga is coming to Gossip Girl this season.

As fans sound off in our Gossip Girl forum, the Insider staff members come together each Tuesday to discuss the burning questions, classic quotes and scandalous moments from the previous evening's episode.

Welcome to the Gossip Girl Insider Round Table!

Hot Gossip Girl topics from "Dan de Fleurette" include memorable lines, guest stars, the glory that is Chair, the reign of Jenny and next week's wedding ...

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1. What was your favorite Gossip Girl quote from the episode?

DANdy: Did Chuck really cite Dumbo at the end? That clearly wins.

Gossip Guy: Look, I live in Florida so pretty much all I wear is sandals, but I'm sorry, every line related to this by Chuck and and Blair was priceless. Chuck: "What do you expect from a place where men wear sandals?" Blair: "By the way, sandals are not shoes!" Good stuff.

Mister Meester: I loved Chuck's overdramatic, inspiring pep talk to Jenny, the girl from Brooklyn "who went toe-to-toe with Blair Waldorf and actually won her respect. You can't tell me that girl still isn't there ... Now that the dream is real, you owe it to her to live it." Barack Obama would be proud.

2. Tyra Banks and Hilary Duff: Good fun or cheap stunt?

DANdy: Good fun, for this reason: by starring opposite these dramatically-challenged stars, the acting skills of Blake Lively were actually on greater display than her cleavage. It was a welcome change. For one week at least.

Mister Meester: At least Tyra provided unintentional comedy with her overacting. I actually found much-maligned Hilary's character kind of cute with Dan.

Gossip Guy: Tyra Banks was beyond painful to watch. Now maybe it's because I've never seen Hilary Duff in her prior work, but I absolutely loved her. Maybe it's stunt casting to those Lizzie McGuire fans, but to me? It's was just an adorable girl I can't wait to see with Dan. Yeah, I said adorable.

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OMFG.

That's about all we can say after reading that, according to Entertainment Weekly, Gossip Girl's November 9 episode will feature three major characters having sex.

At the same time. In the same bed. Together.

Wow, The episode, titled "They Shoot Humphreys, Don't They," will apparently feature a sordid tryst involving one of the following couplings ... er, threesomes ...

Chuck-Blair-Nate: Hey, it's already been rumored (falsely) that Chace Crawford and Ed Westwick are more than friends. Leighton Meester can watch, right?

Chuck-Blair-Josh: You’ll recall that Josh is the gay NYU alum Blair tricks Chuck into kissing later this month. In other words, this trio's already at first base!

Chuck-Blair-Dorota: Blair’s been on the lookout for a non-threatening third party to fulfill Chuck’s desires. The best part? She’ll happily clean up afterward!

Nate-Bree-Carter: One’s a Democrat. One’s a Republican. One’s ... Carter Baizen. Throw them all together, and voila, you’ve got a threesome. A sexy one.

You'd think anything this kinky has to involve Chuck ... but is that too obvious?

Serena-Carter-Georgina: Serena and Georgina’s dark past together probably included kinky stuff back in the day. Throwing Carter in there? Not a stretch.

Serena-Dan-Blair: A lot of people picked up on something between Dan and Blair in this season’s "The Freshmen." S and B do share most things in life ...

Vanessa-Dan-Olivia: It’s only a matter of time before Vanessa and Dan take their platonic friendship to the next level. Who better than Olivia to initiate?

Georgina-Dan-Olivia: Jealous Georgina roofies Dan and Olivia and then proceeding to have her way with both of them. Not hard to imagine at all, is it?

Rufus-Lily-Keith: MIA Keith van der Woodsen, father of Serena and Eric, returns with a bang. One that's almost certainly not going to happen, but hey.

Who do you think it is? Comment below!

Below are excerpts from the weekly New York Magazine plus-minus reality index of the previous night's episode of Gossip Girl, the greatest show of our time.

We've posted our official episode recap of "Dan de Fleurette." Now here are some highlights from NY Mag's completely arbitrary, uniquely hilarious analysis:

• We love the "Everybody Loves a Player" T-shirt on the RPG all-star at the coffee shop. Plus 3, because it's just so right.
• Okay, so Olivia Burke enrolls like three weeks after everyone else? Why? NYU probably wouldn't go for that, and even if it did, didn't she say she wanted a normal freshman experience? Minus 4.
• Of course Dan would willfully not know who the star of Eternal Nights was, even if she was a sexy starlet. Plus 2, with another Plus 4 for the name Eternal Nights, and its "King Arthur but with vampires" premise.
• Jonathan is at fencing camp in Torino? No way he'd get an extra month off of school before junior year. There are PSATs coming up, right? Minus only 1, because it's at least an appropriately gay sport.
• Rufus really does a great Lily impression. Plus 2, because he has to have something to practice when he's not knitting.

• Blair already had BW-monogrammed headbands ready? Plus 1.
• We're not ready for Chuck and Jenny to be so friendly and flirty at this stage. Yes, they're sort of related now, and yes, Chuck has changed. But the girl wouldn't simply forget an attempted date rape, even if it took place three seasons ago in a different borough. Minus 2.
• Tory Burch and Georgina Chapman are actually decent actors. Plus 2. The same cannot be said for Tyra Banks, who was basically terrifying. But that's kind of real in its own way. Plus 4.
• Vanessa: "I dated a guy who kept part of himself hidden. He never gave anyone a chance to accept him. And in the end, everyone lost." Minus 4 because THEY DATED FOR LIKE A WEEK.
• Hundred Acres is at least in the right part of town for Serena's plot. Plus 1.