This image totally reminds me of last weeks winning entry Dan: Desperate times come desperate measures. So the first bachelorette we have for today's auction is the lovely Miss Vanessa Abrams. Dan: Known around campus as the girl with the tacky accessories and bad hair, Vanessa's life goals are to screw up the lives of the upper east side as much as possible and to win the hypocrite of the decade award. Dan: Do I have $1000 for a date with Vanessa? No? How about $800? $600? $500? $100? Person in crowd: No one is that desperate. How about $100000 to kick her off the show STUDIO: SOLD!
