Jordan Profile
Member Since: 12/2/2008
Hey guys,
I'm a seventeen year old Pittsburgh girl who loves her Gossip Girl. Well, obviously, I wouldn't be here otherwise! I've never missed an episode. Ever. I love dissecting the show, analyzing it here and sharing my thoughts on Gossip Girl Insider. Sometimes rating GG, following it's every zinger, gets in my way of just simply watching and enjoying...but what fun is mindlessly doing that, anyway?
Like most of you Chuck and Blair are my favorite couple, and I love squealing like I'm ten every time they canoodle or say sweet things to each other. Go ahead, judge me. I bet you all do it too. ;)
I'd like to believe, one day, in real life, Ed Westwick will dump Jessica Szhor (that will be the happiest day of my life) and he'll marry me. (Dream come true!) I'm crazy in love with him and his sexy voice, and the fact that he's British? *Swoon. Even though I'm straight as an arrow, I also have a major girl crush on Blake Lively. I'd go gay, but only for her.
I'd love to debate with you on any aspect of the show, talk to me!
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Taylor Momsen Wants to Be Taken Seriously (1/2/2010)
Perez Hilton said Taylor was going to regret her interview with Seventeen (http://perezhilton.com/2009-12-30-momsens-going-to-regret-this-interview). While I don't think "regret" is the right word, I do agree with him. I feel like Taylor has taken her character from Gossip Girl and translated Jenny into her own life. The hair, the clothes, the "raccoon makeup..." At first, I did not have a problem with this, experimentation is okay when you're young...hell, even when you're a little older. She's 16, she's figuring herself out. But along the way she's lost herself. Everything about her is different, even the way she sort of mumbles when she talks! She gives off that "I don't really give a shit" vibe, which is turning me off big time. She does not seem approachable or friendly, let alone grateful for her role on Gossip Girl. It's a whole new diva. Of course, this is just the vibe I'm getting from her, I don't claim to know who she or what her values are. Like Taylor said, she wants to "make a statement," and she's certainly done that. While I do not agree with her style choices all of the time (she tends to go the slutty route, when I think she's trying for sultry), I do commend her. She is causing controversy, she's making people take notice. Which is more than a lot of 16 year olds can manage. But I really do believe there is a contradiction, how she dresses and claims to be a "loner, workaholic" at the same time. Sweetie, you're not fooling anyone. Don't start doing drugs! Okay, okay. I take that back. Like I said before, I don't know her. Perhaps she's giving off that edgy exterior for a reason and really does work hard. That said, I still like Jenny.
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Jessica Szohr: Teen Vogue Cover Girl (12/30/2009)
I am guilty of bashing Vanessa. I am guilty of hating Jessica because of who she's with (because, like any other girl who is in love with Ed, I'd rather him be mine, or, with anyone but Jessica). The fact of the matter is she's not bad looking (they made her look really skinny with that angle though), but she's definetly not a good actress (in my opinion). Other than that, I don't know what kind of person she is, none of us do. I wish girls in general, even non celebs like you and me, would stop making their boyfriends their entire world. We are not our other half, we are our own, independent women, ladies! I don't really want to hear about her and Ed "cuddling," keep that to yourself, honey. Blake and Penn may be "boring," but you don't hear about them doing much more than SOME canoodling and LIGHT PDA. They are classy. I saw a picture of Jess and Ed grab assing each other in an alleyway. Yeah, classy, you two. I respect that they chose to be together (much to a lot of people's dismay), but I wish it wasn't used as such a publicity thing. I am having trouble seperating Vanessa from Jessica even as I write this. However, I think Jess' Lucky cover was more flattering.
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Gossip Girl Spoilers: Danessa Plus Mojitos Equals ... (12/24/2009)
WHO CARES? Ugh ugh UGH.
