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Round Table: "The Last Days of Disco Stick" (11/17/2009)
1. What was your favorite Gossip Girl quote from the episode? Okay, hate to take the spotlight from Chuck or whoever, whatever but last night was all B in quotes. Sure there was great awesome quotes; I considered putting six up here, but I finally just decided to spotlight my three fave Blair quotes. 1 - Olivia: Vanessa, you're in love with Dan, and everyone here knows it. Dan: Olivia, that's ... that's crazy. Come on. Olivia: You know what, I don't have to put up with any of this. I quit. Vanessa: Oh no you don't. I quit! Blair: What's going on? Did you bozos have a threesome or something? [pause] Oh God! How stupid can you be? The third person's always supposed to be a stranger! 2 - Blair: [to V and O] First, I'll text TMZ. Then Gossip Girl. Oh! And the Town Crier in Nowheresville, Vermont, so your parents find out! So, what's it gonna be? 3 - Blair: I have an army to build, a school to take over, and girls to blackmail. I changed my mind: 4 - Blair: When girls live together, sometimes their cycles sync up. No hormones, not yours or theirs, will get in the way of my cabaret! 2. Are you upset that Olivia's gone? Well, her character wasn't very realistic, but are they ever? Characters I mean. Some are and aren't, but if you're interested you won't notice the flaws. 3. Lady Gaga's performance: Hit or miss? Miss. I didn't know what the point was for thirty seconds of airtime. 4. Whose decision making is worse, Serena or Jenny? Well, I kept thinking Jenny's but she hasn't really done anything yet. Serena is going to have an affair with a married man when Nate is her match. The married man is Nate's cousin. How much worse can you kick Nate while he's down. 5. How awesome is Chuck? I love Chuck, and he's an awesome figure, but his airtime is limited and he has no storyline. Come on writers. Write something brillant. I'll write it for you if you can't. BONUS QUESTION: Which couple would you prefer to see, Serenate or Stripp? I love the Stripp name, it's totally funny, but Serenate all the way. They look so good together. If I can't have Serena and Dan, (They share a sibling and are step siblings and they slept together; how much more redneck can you get?) I want Serena and Nate. And Serenate. Such a romantic gesture.
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Round Table: "They Shoot Humphreys, Don't They?" (11/10/2009)
1. What was your favorite Gossip Girl quote from the episode? As limited as his screen time is, I still love my mother Chucker: Chuck: [on intercom] If you two want to kiss, it won't count as cheating. And they really need to give C some more screen time. Let him spice it up. I like when he does the right thing and he and B are great together, but I miss the old mess-everything-up Chuck. Before his dad died. And: Nate: What are Blair and Serena fighting about this time? Chuck: Basically about how each one loves the other more than the other loves her. Nate: Can you even fight about that? Chuck is totally brillant. Even I couldn't sum it up like that. 2. The threesome: Yay or nay? I knew it would be them. Because Vanessa is totally in love with Dan and Olivia is totally not permanent. I did not like this threesome. Sorry. But I can't wait to see what happens with D and O next week. 3. Team Jenny or Team Eric? Team Eric. The new Jenny is more spicy than the old Jenny, but the new Jenny is a total bitch. 4. Are you happy Blair and Serena made up? Yes. Yes! I mean, how can B stay mad at S over such a stupid thing. I mean, really, someone explain that to me. 5. Will Serena and Tripp hook up? Should they? I wanted them together last week, but I wanted them apart last night. So in this forbidable state, they should totally hook up. Think about the drama. It would kill Nate. It would kill Tripp. It would kill Seren....never mind. BONUS QUESTION: Is the show feeling a little boring this season? Actually, it kind of is. It's like the writers and producers focused so much on the first two seasons and high school, they weren't really prepared for college so in comes the makeshift script.
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Gossip Girl Round Table: "The Grandfather: Part II" (11/6/2009)
1. What was your favorite Gossip Girl quote from the episode? #1 Chuck: What the hell is wrong with you? Serena: Right now? Thirst. I need a drink. She called me a prostitute. Chuck: Why do you think she did that? Serena: I'm not sleeping with Patrick. You of all people know what a prostitute does. In Chuck's face! #2 Dan: Listen ... as much as I enjoy my current girlfriend talking to my ex-girlfriend about her ... fake boyfriend, who is also my current girlfriend's ex, you could probably get us a copy of that Fallon interview, right? It is so like Dan to overthink it, right? 2. Team Serena or Team Blair? OMG, Team Serena. Serena apologized like twice. Blair needs to really get over herself. Chuck has work and what happens if he leaves? She will have no one. 3. The political plot: compelling or confusing? It was okay. The producers have pot holes to fill so they fill them. 4. Should Nate run for public office someday? Maybe. But I don't think he'd leave behind the Van Der Bilt influence. He needs to go study some more and take moral lessons from Tripp. 5. Hardest to believe: Tripp's wife orchestrating that scheme, Olivia worrying so much about a pretty innocent story, or Jenny not wearing makeup? Duh, Tripp's wife would be the last person Tripp would think of. And Jenny has been going down on the makeup (When I first wore makeup, it wasn't really dark or light but more to the dark than light. Then I started applying it dark which just didn't look good at all so I stick to the light, now. It looks way better). So my answer, I guess, would be Olivia's worrying. It wasn't a big deal; Dan's not exactly famous. BONUS QUESTION: Obligatory threesome question: Who do you think takes part? Gee, i don't know. More than likely we'll see it being Vanessa-Dan-Olivia. But I really want to see more Serena-Tripp action. Tripp seemed flirtious, if that's even a word.
