Gossip Girl Quotes
Gossip Girl quotes organized by episode and character. Vote for your favorite Gossip Girl quotes here, and browse our complete list.
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Jenny: He gave six girls from Nightingale gonorrhea of the throat last year.• Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Blair: I don't converse with liars or Lewinskys.
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Nate: Affairs with married people, threesomes, it just so happens everyone's problems are within my area of expertise.
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Top Rated Quotes
Chuck: Be careful, Jennifer Humphrey. If you come down the rabbit hole, it's going to take more than Blair Waldorf and your army of minions to drag you back out.Jenny: So what, you're going to walk me to my room and make sure I don't get in any trouble?
Chuck: Try not to run into any Euro dealers in the kitchen.
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Gossip Girl: Snow White lives. But are Dan and Olivia dead?
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Blair: [to V and O] First, I'll text TMZ. Then Gossip Girl. Oh! And the Town Crier in Nowheresville, Vermont, so your parents find out! So, what's it gonna be?
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