Recent Quotes (Page 5)
Olivia: Have you ever ...
Dan: Me? No. Have I? No. I ... No. Never. Have you?
Olivia: Once. But it was in a movie, so it doesn't really count.
Vanessa: Not me. No.
• Season 3, Episode 9: "They Shoot Humphreys, Don't They?" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Chuck: [on intercom] If you two want to kiss, it won't count as cheating.
• Season 3, Episode 9: "They Shoot Humphreys, Don't They?" • Rating: 9.4 / 10 • Permalink
Eric: Let it go, Jenny! It's over!
Jenny: That's what Blair thinks.
• Season 3, Episode 9: "They Shoot Humphreys, Don't They?" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Gossip Girl: Jenny Humphrey went to a ball. Jenny Humphrey had a great fall. And none of Jenny Humphrey's minions, mentors or friends want to put her together again.
• Season 3, Episode 9: "They Shoot Humphreys, Don't They?" • Rating: 9.8 / 10 • Permalink
Blair: So. What did my text supposedly say?
Serena: That you're sorry and you miss me.
Blair: You text me back?
Serena: [nods]
• Season 3, Episode 9: "They Shoot Humphreys, Don't They?" • Rating: 9.8 / 10 • Permalink
Blair: Hello? I'm stuck in the elevator with someone who sucks all the air out of the room. Send help or I'll be dead within the hour.
• Season 3, Episode 9: "They Shoot Humphreys, Don't They?" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Vanessa: So much for the ultimate college experience.
Olivia: What? No. I have had the ultimate experience. With you guys. They say the friends you meet here last a lifetime. You guys want to get out of here?
Dan: Absolutely.
• Season 3, Episode 9: "They Shoot Humphreys, Don't They?" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Blair: [to Eric] Little van der Woodsen. I'm impressed with your natural talents.
• Season 3, Episode 9: "They Shoot Humphreys, Don't They?" • Rating: 9.0 / 10 • Permalink
Blair: Look! A lost boy from the lost weekend.
Nate: Chuck actually sent me to find you. He has a surprise in the private lodge upstairs. He says please.
• Season 3, Episode 9: "They Shoot Humphreys, Don't They?" • Rating: 9.0 / 10 • Permalink
Rufus: You know you don't have to do this ...
Lily: Well it's a little late for that. You look beautiful, Jenny.
• Season 3, Episode 9: "They Shoot Humphreys, Don't They?" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Dan: Me? No. Have I? No. I ... No. Never. Have you?
Olivia: Once. But it was in a movie, so it doesn't really count.
Vanessa: Not me. No.
• Season 3, Episode 9: "They Shoot Humphreys, Don't They?" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Chuck: [on intercom] If you two want to kiss, it won't count as cheating.
• Season 3, Episode 9: "They Shoot Humphreys, Don't They?" • Rating: 9.4 / 10 • Permalink
Eric: Let it go, Jenny! It's over!
Jenny: That's what Blair thinks.
• Season 3, Episode 9: "They Shoot Humphreys, Don't They?" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Gossip Girl: Jenny Humphrey went to a ball. Jenny Humphrey had a great fall. And none of Jenny Humphrey's minions, mentors or friends want to put her together again.
• Season 3, Episode 9: "They Shoot Humphreys, Don't They?" • Rating: 9.8 / 10 • Permalink
Blair: So. What did my text supposedly say?
Serena: That you're sorry and you miss me.
Blair: You text me back?
Serena: [nods]
• Season 3, Episode 9: "They Shoot Humphreys, Don't They?" • Rating: 9.8 / 10 • Permalink
Blair: Hello? I'm stuck in the elevator with someone who sucks all the air out of the room. Send help or I'll be dead within the hour.
• Season 3, Episode 9: "They Shoot Humphreys, Don't They?" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Vanessa: So much for the ultimate college experience.
Olivia: What? No. I have had the ultimate experience. With you guys. They say the friends you meet here last a lifetime. You guys want to get out of here?
Dan: Absolutely.
• Season 3, Episode 9: "They Shoot Humphreys, Don't They?" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Blair: [to Eric] Little van der Woodsen. I'm impressed with your natural talents.
• Season 3, Episode 9: "They Shoot Humphreys, Don't They?" • Rating: 9.0 / 10 • Permalink
Blair: Look! A lost boy from the lost weekend.
Nate: Chuck actually sent me to find you. He has a surprise in the private lodge upstairs. He says please.
• Season 3, Episode 9: "They Shoot Humphreys, Don't They?" • Rating: 9.0 / 10 • Permalink
Rufus: You know you don't have to do this ...
Lily: Well it's a little late for that. You look beautiful, Jenny.
• Season 3, Episode 9: "They Shoot Humphreys, Don't They?" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
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