Recent Quotes (Page 7)
Eric: It helps if you count out loud.
Jenny: Eric you don't have to be nice to me. I've been so awful to you and Jonathan.
Eric: True. But I'm a better person than you.
Jenny: Also true.
• Season 3, Episode 9: "They Shoot Humphreys, Don't They?" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Dan: [reading list of things every college kid must do] We haven't cheered ourselves hoarse at a sporting event. We haven't gotten sick after a beer pong tournament at Bar None. We haven't had sex with someone we never want to see again ... No, wait, I kinda did that one with Georgina.
• Season 3, Episode 9: "They Shoot Humphreys, Don't They?" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Olivia: It's not happening. If it were true I'd have like 100 phone calls about it right now. [sees six missed calls] Crap.
• Season 3, Episode 9: "They Shoot Humphreys, Don't They?" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Chuck: A debutante ball without Blair Waldorf is like a Tour de France without Lance Armstrong.
Blair: I resent the comparison to that man whore. But your other point is well taken.
• Season 3, Episode 9: "They Shoot Humphreys, Don't They?" • Rating: 9.0 / 10 • Permalink
Blair: I have a surprise for you!
Chuck: In that case why are you still dressed?
• Season 3, Episode 9: "They Shoot Humphreys, Don't They?" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Jenny: Have I not impressed upon you how important tomorrow night is? It's my debut in society. I have to be perfect, and that means having the perfect escort.
• Season 3, Episode 9: "They Shoot Humphreys, Don't They?" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Gossip Girl: Have you been so busy you've forgotten what time it is? Let me give you a hint. Couture and cutthroat competition. It's time for Cotillion.
• Season 3, Episode 9: "They Shoot Humphreys, Don't They?" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Serena: Let me guess, you want to go upstairs and see if two blondes make a right?
• Season 3, Episode 8: "The Grandfather: Part II" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Chuck: Look, you think anyone goes to the Mercer for the maid service? They go because they want to see Russell Crowe throw a hissy.
• Season 3, Episode 8: "The Grandfather: Part II" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Blair: Hey, did you see that gorgeous blonde in Proenza Schouler talking to those politicians? That's my best friend Brandeis.
• Season 3, Episode 8: "The Grandfather: Part II" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Jenny: Eric you don't have to be nice to me. I've been so awful to you and Jonathan.
Eric: True. But I'm a better person than you.
Jenny: Also true.
• Season 3, Episode 9: "They Shoot Humphreys, Don't They?" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Dan: [reading list of things every college kid must do] We haven't cheered ourselves hoarse at a sporting event. We haven't gotten sick after a beer pong tournament at Bar None. We haven't had sex with someone we never want to see again ... No, wait, I kinda did that one with Georgina.
• Season 3, Episode 9: "They Shoot Humphreys, Don't They?" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Olivia: It's not happening. If it were true I'd have like 100 phone calls about it right now. [sees six missed calls] Crap.
• Season 3, Episode 9: "They Shoot Humphreys, Don't They?" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Chuck: A debutante ball without Blair Waldorf is like a Tour de France without Lance Armstrong.
Blair: I resent the comparison to that man whore. But your other point is well taken.
• Season 3, Episode 9: "They Shoot Humphreys, Don't They?" • Rating: 9.0 / 10 • Permalink
Blair: I have a surprise for you!
Chuck: In that case why are you still dressed?
• Season 3, Episode 9: "They Shoot Humphreys, Don't They?" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Jenny: Have I not impressed upon you how important tomorrow night is? It's my debut in society. I have to be perfect, and that means having the perfect escort.
• Season 3, Episode 9: "They Shoot Humphreys, Don't They?" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Gossip Girl: Have you been so busy you've forgotten what time it is? Let me give you a hint. Couture and cutthroat competition. It's time for Cotillion.
• Season 3, Episode 9: "They Shoot Humphreys, Don't They?" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Serena: Let me guess, you want to go upstairs and see if two blondes make a right?
• Season 3, Episode 8: "The Grandfather: Part II" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Chuck: Look, you think anyone goes to the Mercer for the maid service? They go because they want to see Russell Crowe throw a hissy.
• Season 3, Episode 8: "The Grandfather: Part II" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Blair: Hey, did you see that gorgeous blonde in Proenza Schouler talking to those politicians? That's my best friend Brandeis.
• Season 3, Episode 8: "The Grandfather: Part II" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
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