Recent Quotes (Page 8)
Blair: She kissed me on the cheek and left a big orange lipstick mark, it looked like I'd been spray tanned!• Episode: The Magnificent Archibalds • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Blair: He's just like Bill Paxton, only younger, and with scruff.
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Serena: You can't get the prize if you don't go deep.
Blair: There are so many things wrong with that sentence.
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Chuck: My plans for the evening just got hung up in customs.
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Eleanor: This is your family now, get with the program and fast.
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Bart: [to Eric] You might want to ask Jonathan what he was doing Friday night.
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Blair: Remember, Serena doesn't share!
Serena: Remember, Blair should learn to.
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Blair: A woman needs to be with a man who thinks of only her. Anything else is a non-starter. Tell him how you feel. DOROTA! More flour.
Serena: Are you baking already?
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Blair: I am so glad to have the house to myself. Cyrus took my mother to dinner, god knows why. Where's Warren Jeffs?
Serena: He's making dinner for us. Which would be completely romantic and amazing, except when I asked him where he was today, he said he was hanging out with a friend. I know I'm probably being neurotic, but all I could think of was, is his friend a girl? A girl he kisses?
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Lily: Jenny, he's your father and he loves you. So much. And at least for the next couple years, you belong at home with him.
Jenny: Um, thank you, Mrs. Bass, for letting me stay here and everything, but I'm pretty tired, so I'm gonna-
Lily: Well, get some rest. We can talk some more tomorrow.
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