Top Rated Quotes

Chuck: You guys have been dating since kindergarten and you haven't sealed the deal.
Nate: Who says 'seal the deal?'
 • Season 1, Episode 1: "Pilot" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink

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Dan: So, you guys wanna sit together at lunch?
 • Season 1, Episode 1: "Pilot" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink

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Gossip Girl: Did B think S would go down without a fight? Or can these two hotties work it out? There's nothing Gossip Girl likes more than a good cat fight. And this could be a classic.
 • Season 1, Episode 1: "Pilot" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink

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Chuck: So smoke up and seal the deal with Claire. Because you're also entitled the tap that ass.
 • Season 1, Episode 1: "Pilot" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink

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Serena: How's your mom doing with the divorce.
Blair: Great. So, my dad left her for another man. She lost 15 pounds, got an eye lift. It's been good for her.
 • Season 1, Episode 1: "Pilot" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink

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Dan: When Prince Charming found Cinderella's slipper, they didn't accuse him of having a foot fetish.
 • Season 1, Episode 1: "Pilot" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink

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Blair: You know, I always knew you were a whore. But I never knew you were a liar.
 • Season 1, Episode 2: "The Wild Brunch" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink

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Lily: Don't try to be cute. Those days are long behind you.
Rufus: And here I was, thinking I get better looking every day.
 • Season 1, Episode 2: "The Wild Brunch" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink

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Chuck: This isn't over.
Dan: Any time. That one black eye looks a little lonely.
 • Season 1, Episode 2: "The Wild Brunch" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink

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Chuck: I'm honored to be playing even a small role in your deflowering.
 • Season 1, Episode 2: "The Wild Brunch" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink

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