Top Rated Quotes (Page 10)
Blair: So what did you do with Chuck's money, anyway?Vanessa: I may have started a grant for teenagers with genital herpes. In his name.
• Episode: School Lies • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Blair (to Vanessa): You have no idea who you're dealing with.
• Episode: School Lies • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Dan (to Chuck): Hey, last time I checked, I still owed you a black eye. So, unless this is you coming to claim it, stay away from her.
• Episode: School Lies • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Blair: Hey, let go of me, Bass!
Chuck: Drop your Archibald habit first.
Blair: You know I already have.
Chuck: Really? A kiss does sort of send the wrong signal. Let's not waste time denying.
• Episode: School Lies • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Blair: You know what? I'm tired of this. Go ahead and tell him.
Chuck: Really? You want me to tell him how you slept with me and then faked your virginity for him?
Blair: I'll just tell him your lying. And you do you think he'll believe? You who bangs anything in his field of vision. Or me, his pure and honest girlfriend of many years.
Chuck: I know he'll believe me.
Blair: Why?
Chuck: I have proof.
• Episode: School Lies • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Blair: Enough with the blackmail, aren't you bored already? I can't avoid Nate forever.
Chuck: I didn't say forever, just until the sight of you two together doesn't turn my stomach.
Blair: And when will that be?
Chuck: Only time will tell, I'm afraid. So unless you want dear Nathaniel to know how you lost your virginity to me in the back of a moving vehicle, I encourage patience and restraint.
• Episode: School Lies • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Blair: Isn't there someone else you can torture?
Chuck: Probably, but I choose you.
• Episode: School Lies • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Vanessa: So Dan, what will it be? Cheerios and Chaucer, or an illegal party at your prep school pool with your high society girlfriend and her nasty cohorts?
Dan: Dad? Vanessa and I are going out!
• Episode: School Lies • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Chuck: You know, if my dad and your mom come back from South Africa tomorrow engaged we'll be brother and sister. And you know what they say, the family that plays together stays together.
Serena: Ah. Incest, the universal taboo. One of the, uh, only ones you haven't violated.
Chuck: I'm game if you are.
• Episode: School Lies • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Serena: "What are you up to besides missing me?"
Dan: "Just wondering whether you were missing me."
• Episode: School Lies • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
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