Top Rated Quotes (Page 3)
Rufus: I dated a girl like Serena, once. Actually a lot like Serena. And girls like that might be challenging. That's true. And they're complicated, and enigmatic. And usually worth it. And the only way you know for sure is to jump it with both feet.
Dan: What happened with you?
Rufus: I swam for a while. Till I drowned.
Dan: Oh. Well, thanks dad. That's a great story.
• Season 1, Episode 4: "Bad News Blair" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Gossip Girl: This just then, S and B committing a crime of fashion. Who doesn't love a five fingers discount, especially if one of those fingers is the middle one... Everyone knows you can't choose your family but you can choose you friends. And in a world ruled by bloodlines and bank accounts, it pays to have a pal. As much as a BFF can make you go WTF, there's no denying we'd all be a little less less rich without them. And Serena and Blair? They do best things better than anyone. No, that's not a tear in my eye, it's just allergies. Without you, I'm nothing. Gossip Girl
• Season 1, Episode 4: "Bad News Blair" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Lily: It makes jokes. Cute.
• Season 1, Episode 5: "Dare Devil" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Lily: I figured social climbing would be more fulfilling.
• Season 1, Episode 5: "Dare Devil" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Gossip Girl: If Blair has got to watch her back, Serena needs to keep an eye on her heart. We hear it may have been stolen by Lonely Boy.
• Season 1, Episode 5: "Dare Devil" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Serena: There's something vibrating in your pocket, and I really hope it's your phone
• Season 1, Episode 5: "Dare Devil" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Rufus: (answering the phone) This better not be my wife.
Lillian: Rufus! You always answer the phone like that?!
• Season 1, Episode 5: "Dare Devil" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Blair: Alright, who's ready for a game of Truth or Dare?
Jenny: Oh, I love Truth or Dare. Once, I had to eat an entire bag of marshmallows.
Blair: That's nice, Little Humphrey. But, um, that's not how we play
• Season 1, Episode 5: "Dare Devil" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Dan (explaining to Serena's mom why he never stops talking): I'm sorry. I don't know why I just said anything like that. I have, I have this thing, like a nervous tick. My mind never stops speaking, in like, ever. In fact when I was a little boy, my mom used to say there was never a word I met that I didn't like. You know what else I like? Your daughter. I, I really like your daughter.
• Season 1, Episode 5: "Dare Devil" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Blair: Okay, I have a problem. I have a big problem! It starts with a capital RX.
Nurse: What drugs have you been taking?
Blair: Caffiene, Nicotine, Cadimine, Disprine, LSD, Driazapam, Flurazepam. All the pams really, I don't discriminate.
Nurse: Apparently not
(picks up phone)
Nurse: Code yellow, floor six. Why don't you wait right here? I'll get a doctor.
(Begining to leave)
Blair: And I'd love a cappuccino!
• Season 1, Episode 5: "Dare Devil" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Dan: What happened with you?
Rufus: I swam for a while. Till I drowned.
Dan: Oh. Well, thanks dad. That's a great story.
• Season 1, Episode 4: "Bad News Blair" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Gossip Girl: This just then, S and B committing a crime of fashion. Who doesn't love a five fingers discount, especially if one of those fingers is the middle one... Everyone knows you can't choose your family but you can choose you friends. And in a world ruled by bloodlines and bank accounts, it pays to have a pal. As much as a BFF can make you go WTF, there's no denying we'd all be a little less less rich without them. And Serena and Blair? They do best things better than anyone. No, that's not a tear in my eye, it's just allergies. Without you, I'm nothing. Gossip Girl
• Season 1, Episode 4: "Bad News Blair" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Lily: It makes jokes. Cute.
• Season 1, Episode 5: "Dare Devil" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Lily: I figured social climbing would be more fulfilling.
• Season 1, Episode 5: "Dare Devil" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Gossip Girl: If Blair has got to watch her back, Serena needs to keep an eye on her heart. We hear it may have been stolen by Lonely Boy.
• Season 1, Episode 5: "Dare Devil" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Serena: There's something vibrating in your pocket, and I really hope it's your phone
• Season 1, Episode 5: "Dare Devil" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Rufus: (answering the phone) This better not be my wife.
Lillian: Rufus! You always answer the phone like that?!
• Season 1, Episode 5: "Dare Devil" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Blair: Alright, who's ready for a game of Truth or Dare?
Jenny: Oh, I love Truth or Dare. Once, I had to eat an entire bag of marshmallows.
Blair: That's nice, Little Humphrey. But, um, that's not how we play
• Season 1, Episode 5: "Dare Devil" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Dan (explaining to Serena's mom why he never stops talking): I'm sorry. I don't know why I just said anything like that. I have, I have this thing, like a nervous tick. My mind never stops speaking, in like, ever. In fact when I was a little boy, my mom used to say there was never a word I met that I didn't like. You know what else I like? Your daughter. I, I really like your daughter.
• Season 1, Episode 5: "Dare Devil" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Blair: Okay, I have a problem. I have a big problem! It starts with a capital RX.
Nurse: What drugs have you been taking?
Blair: Caffiene, Nicotine, Cadimine, Disprine, LSD, Driazapam, Flurazepam. All the pams really, I don't discriminate.
Nurse: Apparently not
(picks up phone)
Nurse: Code yellow, floor six. Why don't you wait right here? I'll get a doctor.
(Begining to leave)
Blair: And I'd love a cappuccino!
• Season 1, Episode 5: "Dare Devil" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
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