Top Rated Quotes (Page 3)
Serena: There's something vibrating in your pocket, and I really hope it's your phone• Episode: Dare Devil • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Rufus: (answering the phone) This better not be my wife.
Lillian: Rufus! You always answer the phone like that?!
• Episode: Dare Devil • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Blair: Alright, who's ready for a game of Truth or Dare?
Jenny: Oh, I love Truth or Dare. Once, I had to eat an entire bag of marshmallows.
Blair: That's nice, Little Humphrey. But, um, that's not how we play
• Episode: Dare Devil • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Dan (explaining to Serena's mom why he never stops talking): I'm sorry. I don't know why I just said anything like that. I have, I have this thing, like a nervous tick. My mind never stops speaking, in like, ever. In fact when I was a little boy, my mom used to say there was never a word I met that I didn't like. You know what else I like? Your daughter. I, I really like your daughter.
• Episode: Dare Devil • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Blair: Okay, I have a problem. I have a big problem! It starts with a capital RX.
Nurse: What drugs have you been taking?
Blair: Caffiene, Nicotine, Cadimine, Disprine, LSD, Driazapam, Flurazepam. All the pams really, I don't discriminate.
Nurse: Apparently not
(picks up phone)
Nurse: Code yellow, floor six. Why don't you wait right here? I'll get a doctor.
(Begining to leave)
Blair: And I'd love a cappuccino!
• Episode: Dare Devil • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Rufus: Since when were you the patron saint of former rock stars?
Lily: Since when were you a rock star?
• Episode: The Handmaiden's Tale • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Jenny: Let's play a game.
Chuck: I'd say strip poker. But I don't have any cards.
• Episode: The Handmaiden's Tale • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Rufus: i thought he should know how it feels to lose you. Cause, trust me, it's not fun.
• Episode: The Handmaiden's Tale • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Chuck: Little Jenny Humphrey gets my pants off and I still don't manage to enjoy it.
• Episode: The Handmaiden's Tale • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Blair: All I wanted was for us to start over. And you didn't even try.
• Episode: The Handmaiden's Tale • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Total Quotes: 518
