Top Rated Quotes (Page 7)
Chuck: Are you ready for your present? [Blair grabs his hair and puts his head over the railing] Ow! If you wanted to play rough, all you had to do was ask.
• Season 1, Episode 8: "Seventeen Candles" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Serena: You and Nate get back together?
Blair: You mean, since Gossip Girl published pictures of him and some skank?
• Season 1, Episode 9: "Blair Waldorf Must Pie!" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Serena: What's Chuck doing today?
Blair: Why are you asking me?
Serena: Well, you guys are friends. And, Blair, you know you can tell me anything. I'd be the last person to judge anyone.
Blair: With good reason.
Serena: Blair, I saw you with Chuck.
Blair: [pauses] I don't know what I was thinking. I mean, sleeping with him once, maybe I could understand. But twice?
Serena: Wait, you slept with him!?
Blair: Shhh.
Serena: Blair!
• Season 1, Episode 9: "Blair Waldorf Must Pie!" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Serena: I thought you wanted to wait. I thought you wanted to make it special.
Blair: Oh, so Nate gets a free pass and I'm the slut?
Serena: Tell me you didn't sleep with Chuck for revenge.
Blair: Well, it wasn't because I liked his natural musk. And, besides, nothing hurts more than sleeping with the best friend. Right, S?
• Season 1, Episode 9: "Blair Waldorf Must Pie!" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Blair: Your mom is freaking out, so my is freaking out.
Serena: Which means you freak out, Blair! Just cut the cord, go nuts! Come on, let's do shots! Come on!
Blair: I told Lily that you were buying a pie.
Serena: Oh, pie.
• Season 1, Episode 9: "Blair Waldorf Must Pie!" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Blair: Nothing hurts more than sleeping with a best friend.
Serena: Way to prove a point.
Blair: Well I learned it from the master.
• Season 1, Episode 9: "Blair Waldorf Must Pie!" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Serena: Tell me you didn't sleep with Chuck for revenge?
Blair: Are you jealous?
• Season 1, Episode 9: "Blair Waldorf Must Pie!" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
[flashback]
Serena: I don't want a bath.
Nate: Aw, too bad, Blair's direct orders.
Serena: Blair's not the boss of me.
Nate: Are your in the air? Because Blair is the boss of all of us. Seriously, Serena, you smell like the floor of a brewery.
Serena: I do not!
Nate: Yes, you do.
Serena: Oh, my God. I do.
Nate: Yeah.
Serena: A brewery floor with a hint of second hand smoke.
Nate: And a pint of Old Spice.
Serena: I totally need a bath.
Nate: Yes, you do.
Serena: Blair's a bossy genius.
Nate: Yeah, she is.
• Season 1, Episode 9: "Blair Waldorf Must Pie!" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Lily: There's nothing wrong with having Chinese food on Thanksgiving.
Serena: What?!
Lily: Jews have been doing it on Christmas since forever. Look, a pumpkin! It's festive, yes?
Serena: We're gonna eat a pumpkin?
• Season 1, Episode 9: "Blair Waldorf Must Pie!" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Alison: A thing for blonds? You are you're father's son.
Dan: Not just any blond. Apparently, I like the ones who get drunk on Thanksgiving and almost die.
Alison: Well, you're dad liked them dangerous and troubled, too. So?
Dan: You were dangerous?
Alison: Who said I was talking about me?
• Season 1, Episode 9: "Blair Waldorf Must Pie!" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
• Season 1, Episode 8: "Seventeen Candles" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Serena: You and Nate get back together?
Blair: You mean, since Gossip Girl published pictures of him and some skank?
• Season 1, Episode 9: "Blair Waldorf Must Pie!" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Serena: What's Chuck doing today?
Blair: Why are you asking me?
Serena: Well, you guys are friends. And, Blair, you know you can tell me anything. I'd be the last person to judge anyone.
Blair: With good reason.
Serena: Blair, I saw you with Chuck.
Blair: [pauses] I don't know what I was thinking. I mean, sleeping with him once, maybe I could understand. But twice?
Serena: Wait, you slept with him!?
Blair: Shhh.
Serena: Blair!
• Season 1, Episode 9: "Blair Waldorf Must Pie!" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Serena: I thought you wanted to wait. I thought you wanted to make it special.
Blair: Oh, so Nate gets a free pass and I'm the slut?
Serena: Tell me you didn't sleep with Chuck for revenge.
Blair: Well, it wasn't because I liked his natural musk. And, besides, nothing hurts more than sleeping with the best friend. Right, S?
• Season 1, Episode 9: "Blair Waldorf Must Pie!" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Blair: Your mom is freaking out, so my is freaking out.
Serena: Which means you freak out, Blair! Just cut the cord, go nuts! Come on, let's do shots! Come on!
Blair: I told Lily that you were buying a pie.
Serena: Oh, pie.
• Season 1, Episode 9: "Blair Waldorf Must Pie!" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Blair: Nothing hurts more than sleeping with a best friend.
Serena: Way to prove a point.
Blair: Well I learned it from the master.
• Season 1, Episode 9: "Blair Waldorf Must Pie!" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Serena: Tell me you didn't sleep with Chuck for revenge?
Blair: Are you jealous?
• Season 1, Episode 9: "Blair Waldorf Must Pie!" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
[flashback]
Serena: I don't want a bath.
Nate: Aw, too bad, Blair's direct orders.
Serena: Blair's not the boss of me.
Nate: Are your in the air? Because Blair is the boss of all of us. Seriously, Serena, you smell like the floor of a brewery.
Serena: I do not!
Nate: Yes, you do.
Serena: Oh, my God. I do.
Nate: Yeah.
Serena: A brewery floor with a hint of second hand smoke.
Nate: And a pint of Old Spice.
Serena: I totally need a bath.
Nate: Yes, you do.
Serena: Blair's a bossy genius.
Nate: Yeah, she is.
• Season 1, Episode 9: "Blair Waldorf Must Pie!" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Lily: There's nothing wrong with having Chinese food on Thanksgiving.
Serena: What?!
Lily: Jews have been doing it on Christmas since forever. Look, a pumpkin! It's festive, yes?
Serena: We're gonna eat a pumpkin?
• Season 1, Episode 9: "Blair Waldorf Must Pie!" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Alison: A thing for blonds? You are you're father's son.
Dan: Not just any blond. Apparently, I like the ones who get drunk on Thanksgiving and almost die.
Alison: Well, you're dad liked them dangerous and troubled, too. So?
Dan: You were dangerous?
Alison: Who said I was talking about me?
• Season 1, Episode 9: "Blair Waldorf Must Pie!" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
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