Blair Waldorf Quotes (Page 11)
Blair: I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination. And if you refuse to come, I'm gonna need to find a replacement... girls, the waiting list?• Episode: Dare Devil • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0 • Permalink
Blair: At least I could have gotten a more interesting stand-in than James. You know how hard it is to find a good fake boyfriend on short notice?
• Episode: Summer, Kind of Wonderful • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0 • Permalink
Blair: Ew gross! Incoming, Chuck.
• Episode: Desperately Seeking Serena • Rating: 4.2 / 5.0 • Permalink
Blair: If you go with them, I'll ruin you.
Jenny: And how are you possibly going to do that?
• Episode: A Thin Line Between Chuck and Nate • Rating: 4.1 / 5.0 • Permalink
Blair: We should get going, unless you want us to wait for you. Looks like you got a lot of yogurt left.
• Episode: Pilot • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
Blair: Mom, he's living in Europe... with a man. You can't be all that surprised that he wants a divorce.
Eleanor: I know. But, I am surprised by how it makes me feel. He was my husband, after all. My Harold... for almost 20 years.
• Episode: Blair Waldorf Must Pie! • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
Blair: What about all those rumors about you and Nate?
Serena: Mmm mmm. Not true. They just got people off my back so I could stop being sad, and Nate could go do whatever he wants, so it worked out for both of us.
Blair: You mean you haven't had ANY fun with anyone all summer?
Serena: There's this hot lifeguard that asked me out, but I, you know, I turned him down
Blair: A hot lifeguard is like kleenex! Use once and throw away. You could ask for a better rebound!
• Episode: Summer, Kind of Wonderful • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
Blair: Oh, a honk instead of a knock! Did someone order a townie?
• Episode: Summer, Kind of Wonderful • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
Blair: She better not show her face again.
Chuck: I'm actually hoping she will.
• Episode: Pilot • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0 • Permalink
Hostess: There's a line outside, you ready to give up your table yet?
Blair: No, my party's coming.
• Episode: The Blair Bitch Project • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0 • Permalink
Total Quotes: 148
