Blair: [role playing] Waiter, this glass is dirty! And I've been waiting far too long!Chuck: I apologize, ma'am. Surely, there's some way I can make up for the poor service.
Blair: I can think of a few ways.
• Season 3, Episode 1: "Reversals of Fortune" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Blair: Running all the way back to New York... was exciting. Do you know where Alexandra lives?
Chuck: Why don't we stay in instead?
• Season 3, Episode 1: "Reversals of Fortune" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Chuck Bass: We could never be boring.
Blair Waldorf: You say that, but I know you. You're Chuck Bass.
Chuck Bass: I'm not Chuck Bass without you.
• Season 3, Episode 1: "Reversals of Fortune" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Blair: Penelope, take off that hideous scarf. You can see it from space.
• Season 2, Episode 25: "The Goodbye Gossip Girl" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Nelly: What would high school be without hierarchy?
Jenny: Bearable? A nice place to spend time?
Blair: Ladies, I thought we were matching our headbands under our caps.
• Season 2, Episode 25: "The Goodbye Gossip Girl" • Rating: 8.5 / 10 • Permalink
Blair: [to Serena] You're famous because you got arrested. Of course this happened to YOU.
• Season 2, Episode 25: "The Goodbye Gossip Girl" • Rating: 9.3 / 10 • Permalink
Blair: [to Jenny] That's the thing. You need to be cool to be queen. Anne Boleyn thought only with her heart and she got her head chopped off. So her daughter Elizabeth made a vow never to marry a man. She married a country. Forget boys. Keep your eye on the prize, Jenny Humphrey. You can't make people love you, but you can make them fear you. For what it's worth, you're my Queen. I choose you.
• Season 2, Episode 25: "The Goodbye Gossip Girl" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Blair: We need to talk.
Chuck: I prefer to talk after.
• Season 2, Episode 25: "The Goodbye Gossip Girl" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Chuck: I was a coward running away again. But everywhere I went, you caught up with me. So I had to come back.
Blair: I want to believe you, but I can't. You've hurt me too many times.
Chuck: Then believe me this time.
Blair: That's it?
Chuck: [pauses] I love you, too. (they kiss)
Blair: Can you say it twice? (laughs) No, I'm serious, say it twice.
Chuck: I love you, I love you, I love you. (kissing)
• Season 2, Episode 25: "The Goodbye Gossip Girl" • Rating: 9.9 / 10 • Permalink
Blair: I own prom!
• Season 2, Episode 24: "Valley Girls" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
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