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Blair: If you go with them, I'll ruin you.
Jenny: And how are you possibly going to do that?
 • Episode: A Thin Line Between Chuck and Nate • Rating: 8.2 / 10Permalink
Blair: (sees Chuck, smoking) Oh, don't stop on my account.
Chuck: Oh I had to, second hand smoke is bad for the uh...
Blair: I'm not pregnant. So goodbye mistake, so far in my past I can hardly remember it.
Chuck: You cannot be serious.
Blair: You can't be touching me. Look, if you were going to tell Nate, you would have done so in Monaco but you don't want him to hate you. Game over.
Chuck: Game's not over until I say it is.
Blair: Then go play with yourself.
 • Episode: A Thin Line Between Chuck and Nate • Rating: 9.8 / 10Permalink
Serena: And you're acting like a total bitch because you're not hormonal?
Blair: Maybe I am a total bitch. Ever think about that?
Serena: Take the test, B.
Blair: Stop it.
Serena: Take the test. We need to know if you and Chuck are going to have a baby.
 • Episode: A Thin Line Between Chuck and Nate • Rating: 10.0 / 10Permalink
Serena: Whenever something happens that is not part of your plan, you pretend like it doesn't exist. You act like you're in this movie about your perfect life, but I have to remind you that the only one watching it is you. You admitted that your period is late.
Blair: Yes! I've been very stressed. I had that chem test last Friday.
 • Episode: A Thin Line Between Chuck and Nate • Rating: 10.0 / 10Permalink
Serena: Did you get my text?
Blair: Of course. Yes, I did.
Serena: So, you know that I told Dan I'm not pregnant.
Blair: Yes. And I'm so happy for you. Close call, huh?
Serena: Are we really going to play that old game, B?
Blair: I have no idea what you're talking about.
 • Episode: A Thin Line Between Chuck and Nate • Rating: 10.0 / 10Permalink
Serena: I can't believe you didn't tell me about you and Nate.
Blair: What did he say?
Serena: Nothing. Chuck did. I went to see him because I thought maybe he could talk some sense into you.
Blair: You had no right to do that.
Serena: I was trying to help you, B. I took a public bullet for you. Let another rumor about me run rampant. The whole school heard, even Dan.
Eleanor: What's going on?
Serena: Ask Blair. Her version of the story is always better.
 • Episode: A Thin Line Between Chuck and Nate • Rating: 10.0 / 10Permalink
Serena: Morning!
Dorota: Good morning, miss Serena.
Serena: Anybody notice the weather, today?
Blair: What?
Serena: Take a look outside, B. My first response would be that the sky is a clear blue, easy.
Blair: Dorota, you may be excused now.
 • Episode: A Thin Line Between Chuck and Nate • Rating: 10.0 / 10Permalink
Eleanor: Maybe you just need to take a little break. Maybe with your father? Lyon is beautiful this time of year.
Blair: Maybe this summer.
Eleanor: Summer? Sounds great. Finish your breakfast.
 • Episode: A Thin Line Between Chuck and Nate • Rating: UnratedPermalink
Eleanor: Are you all right?
Blair: Never been better.
Eleanor: Well, Serena has. What's wrong?
Blair: I don't know. I can't be held responsible for her mood swings.
Eleanor: Were you arguing about the possibility that your condition may have returned.
Blair: No. It hasn't.
Eleanor: I heard you the other day in your bathroom with the water running.
Blair: I'm very stressed. And with you and Serena down my throat I can hardly see straight, never mind keep food down.
 • Episode: A Thin Line Between Chuck and Nate • Rating: 10.0 / 10Permalink
Blair: I'm not pregnant. I command myself to not be pregnant.
 • Episode: A Thin Line Between Chuck and Nate • Rating: 10.0 / 10Permalink
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