Blair: SERENA. I mean, Serena. There you are. May I speak to you for a moment please? Hey Tripp.• Season 3, Episode 9: "They Shoot Humphreys, Don't They?" • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Jenny: Thanks again for saving me. You know how these girls are.
Nate: I'm glad it worked out.
Blair: Nate. I didn't see that one coming.
Jenny: Well, I learned from the best.
Blair: Good answer.
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Blair: So. What did my text supposedly say?
Serena: That you're sorry and you miss me.
Blair: You text me back?
Serena: [nods]
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Blair: Hello? I'm stuck in the elevator with someone who sucks all the air out of the room. Send help or I'll be dead within the hour.
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Blair: [to Eric] Little van der Woodsen. I'm impressed with your natural talents.
• Season 3, Episode 9: "They Shoot Humphreys, Don't They?" • Rating: 9.0 / 10 • Permalink
Blair: Look! A lost boy from the lost weekend.
Nate: Chuck actually sent me to find you. He has a surprise in the private lodge upstairs. He says please.
• Season 3, Episode 9: "They Shoot Humphreys, Don't They?" • Rating: 9.0 / 10 • Permalink
Blair: I used to have a friend like Jenny. I made all these sacrifices and you know what I got back on that investment? Zero. Because girls like her run emotional Ponzi schemes. Serena will never like you the way you like her.
Keira: You mean Jenny.
Blair: Details. Now are you ready to be queen or do I need to find a new frog?
• Season 3, Episode 9: "They Shoot Humphreys, Don't They?" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Blair: She can't get away with this.
Eric: She won't.
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Jenny: I had a plan and I should have stuck to it. I'm going to Cotillion with Graham Collins.
Blair: I'll allow it. Sorry Eric.
Jenny: Actually Blair, since I'm queen of Constance and Graham Collins is my escort, I don't think I need you as my escort anymore.
Blair: Jenny, you're lucky to have me. Don't push it.
Jenny: Your era's over. And so is that headband.
• Season 3, Episode 9: "They Shoot Humphreys, Don't They?" • Rating: 5.5 / 10 • Permalink
Blair: [to J] This is not your wedding day. Cotillion only happens once!
• Season 3, Episode 9: "They Shoot Humphreys, Don't They?" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
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