Blair Waldorf Quotes (Page 3)
Blair: Losing my virginity to Chuck Bass? None of my friends will ever understand. I'm ready for my punishment. Whatever you and God think is fair. Flogging, fasting, or putting that thing with the teeth around my thigh like Silas.Priest: How about some food for thought instead? Don't drink, keep your clothes on, try avoiding those who might cause you to stray.
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Chuck: (sees Blair coming out of church) Well, this is the last place I'd expect to find you.
Blair: Go away, Chuck! I've been given orders, practically from God himself, to avoid you.
Chuck: Would you consider avoiding me over breakfast?
• Episode: Seventeen Candles • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
Blair: As tradition on the day before my birthday, I'm heading to the jewelry to put some pieces on hold for Eleanor and...
Chuck: Nate? Oh, I don't think he'll be singing Happy Birthday this year.
Blair: No one knows that Nate and I broke up, and it's going to stay that way until I can fix this. And I don't think you're best friend would still be you best friend is he knew...
Chuck: If he knew how much I enjoyed the removal of a certain chastity belt in the back of this very limo?
• Episode: Seventeen Candles • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
Blair: From this moment forward, the events of last night will never be mentioned again, is that clear?
Chuck: Not as clear as the memory of you purring in my ear, which I have been replaying over and over...
Blair: Well, erase the tape! Because as far as I'm concerned, it never happened.
Chuck: I'll see you at your party tonight.
Blair: You're officially uninvited.
Chuck: Never stopped me before.
• Episode: Seventeen Candles • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
Blair: These butterflies have got to be murdered.
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Serena: You and Nate get back together?
Blair: You mean, since Gossip Girl published pictures of him and some skank?
• Episode: Blair Waldorf Must Pie! • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
Serena: What's Chuck doing today?
Blair: Why are you asking me?
Serena: Well, you guys are friends. And, Blair, you know you can tell me anything. I'd be the last person to judge anyone.
Blair: With good reason.
Serena: Blair, I saw you with Chuck.
Blair: [pauses] I don't know what I was thinking. I mean, sleeping with him once, maybe I could understand. But twice?
Serena: Wait, you slept with him!?
Blair: Shhh.
Serena: Blair!
• Episode: Blair Waldorf Must Pie! • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
Serena: I thought you wanted to wait. I thought you wanted to make it special.
Blair: Oh, so Nate gets a free pass and I'm the slut?
Serena: Tell me you didn't sleep with Chuck for revenge.
Blair: Well, it wasn't because I liked his natural musk. And, besides, nothing hurts more than sleeping with the best friend. Right, S?
• Episode: Blair Waldorf Must Pie! • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
Blair: Nothing hurts more than sleeping with a best friend.
Serena: Way to prove a point.
Blair: Well I learned it from the master.
• Episode: Blair Waldorf Must Pie! • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
Serena: Tell me you didn't sleep with Chuck for revenge?
Blair: Are you jealous?
• Episode: Blair Waldorf Must Pie! • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
Total Quotes: 134
