Blair Waldorf Quotes (Page 4)
Blair: If you think about it, it makes total sense that your mom was a groupie. I mean, only a woman that had completely satisfied her sexual appetite in her youth would ever marry your stepdads.Serena: Blair, can we not talk about my mom's appetite?
Dan: No, or who satisfied her.
Serena: That's just...
Dan, Jenny, Eric, and Serena: Gross!
• Episode: Blair Waldorf Must Pie! • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
Blair: What was that?
Chuck: I should ask you the same question. Perfect gentleman? Perfect date? That broken record was a hit last year. Get with the times, he bores you.
Blair: You almost made a fool of me in front of the New York Times. Which proves my very point; you can't be trusted. Nate is a gentleman; he would never cause a scene.
Chuck: Never get your blood going, either.
• Episode: Hi, Society • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
Blair: [to Chuck] Well, I can't be on you, remember? You don't want Nate to find out and I don't want anyone to. You have to learn how to behave yourself first.
• Episode: Hi, Society • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
Blair: What are you doing here, Nate?
Nate: Well, I, um... Look, after rehearsal I just, uh, I couldn't stop thinking about you. I mean, the ball's something we've talked about doing since we were, like, 10. And I've given you every reason to hate me...
Blair: True. Keep going.
Nate: And the Prince, he's a great dancer and all. But, is there any chance you'd go with me instead? For old times' sake?
• Episode: Hi, Society • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
Blair: Nate, after what you pulled on my birthday, the only thing we should be doing together is moving on.
• Episode: Hi, Society • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
Blair: [considering Nate's offer] The Prince will understand. Maybe we should go to the ball together... as friends.
Nate: Absolutely.
Blair: But only as friends.
Nate: Just friends.
• Episode: Hi, Society • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
Blair: I think you like Dan a little too much. But I should let you know, someone's watching. Merry Christmas!
• Episode: Roman Holiday • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
Blair: (giving Dorota a phone) Merry Christmas, Dorota! So we can text. Do you like it?
Dorota: Thank you, Miss Blair.
• Episode: Roman Holiday • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
Blair: There's no room in your life for me anymore.
Harold: Sweetheart, there is always room for you. No matter where I am. No matter who I'm with.
• Episode: Roman Holiday • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
Chuck: (voicemail) Leave a message and I might listen to it.
Blair: Chuck! You are not answering my calls. To torture me, I am sure. But, please! For the love of God, do not tell anybody about us. Okay? Please? Please.
• Episode: Roman Holiday • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
Total Quotes: 134
