Serena: Where is he?Blair: Don't worry. I took care of it. I had him taken up to a suite.
Serena: What? Why?
Blair: He's bombed. He's drunker than Paula Abdul during Hollywood week.
Serena: Are you really that jealous that he's here with me?
Blair: Look, S. You know wasted better than most of us having been in that state so many times yourself. Looks like you just met your match.
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Serena: Well I can't wait for you to meet Patrick. He's over at the bar getting me a drink right now. I feel SO lucky. He's so attentive.
Blair: It doesn't take much, does it? What. No one's ever accused you of saying no.
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Blair: I need a friend. STAT.
Girl: I'm your friend.
Blair: Please. I'm not friends with staff.
• Season 3, Episode 8: "The Grandfather: Part II" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Blair: S! I hope you're not here looking for an apology.
Serena: No, actually I'm just dropping something off for Olivia.
Blair: Oh that's right! I momentarily forgot your job is more important than your friends.
• Season 3, Episode 8: "The Grandfather: Part II" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Serena: Why would he have his own club raided?
Blair: Once we found out the liquor license was fake we could either wait for Jack to call ABC to take us down, or we could take control. Call the police to blow up the party for a night that no one will ever forget! Brilliant, isn't it?
• Season 3, Episode 7: "How To Succeed In Bassness" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Blair: I'm sorry, S! But Chuck's hotel needed this! Without your celebrities we're buried in the City section. Now we're in front page news.
Serena: Why would you do this to me? You knew how important it was for me to prove myself to K.C.
Blair: Remember when you chose Chuck. Now I did too.
• Season 3, Episode 7: "How To Succeed In Bassness" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Chuck: Blair. We both know you'll never be completely trustworthy. I'll admit it's not my strong suit either. But it's part of what keeps things interesting between us.
Blair: And why we make a great team.
Chuck: No, in order to be a team, we have to focus our duplicity on others.
Blair: What if it's my way of showing how much I love you?
Chuck: I can think of better ways.
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Blair: Hey, S! How would you like to be the publicist of a members-only club SO exclusive it makes the SoHo house look like one of those dirty public schools with numbers for a name. Come on, it'll be amazing.
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Serena: Blair, I would never work for you.
Blair: I'm giving you a chance to leave that Lizzie Grubman wannabe before you get run over.
Serena: You don't get it. KC can be a bitch because she's my boss. You're supposed to be my friend. Chuck might forgive you, but I don't.
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Blair: You already knew? [pauses] If you know, then why is the club still open? If the cops show up then ... you probably don't want to hear this from me, but, I have an idea ...
Chuck: I already made the call.
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