Blair: Tell those pathetic trick-or-treaters there is no pre-packaged joy for them here.• Season 3, Episode 7: "How To Succeed In Bassness" • Rating: 8.0 / 10 • Permalink
Blair: You're still mad from before. It's clouding your judgment.
Chuck: This isn't about last week. It's about you, Blair. It's the reason I couldn't say I love you. It's because I can't trust you.
Blair: I did this because I love you.
Chuck: Be that as it may, I have a club to open. And you're no longer invited.
• Season 3, Episode 7: "How To Succeed In Bassness" • Rating: 5.5 / 10 • Permalink
Blair: I was thinking '80s, but shoulder pads can be overwhelming on my delicate frame.
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Chuck: This is a business. Not a high school party.
Blair: I told you I was sorry for my little transgression and you forgave me. Now either make me kiss a girl already, or let's move on!
• Season 3, Episode 7: "How To Succeed In Bassness" • Rating: 10.0 / 10 • Permalink
Chuck: People think I'm playing a game. They want me to lose. I have to prove I'm not Bart Bass' son. My impulsive tendencies have no place in my life as a legitimate businessman.
Blair: You're very sexy when you're legitimate.
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Blair: Are you upset because you kissed a guy?
Chuck: I'm upset because I kissed someone who wasn't you. Do you really think I've never kissed a guy before?
Blair: Love me?
Chuck: Always.
• Season 3, Episode 6: "Enough About Eve" • Rating: 9.5 / 10 • Permalink
Chuck: You were late.
Blair: I got caught in a text flurry with Dorota. I'm sorry.
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Minion: Vanessa is giving the toast again, and she's got some big pink claw thing!
Blair: Well, I don't know about that. However, phase one is complete.
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Blair: You!
Vanessa: Yeah, Blair, me.
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Chuck: You okay?
Blair: No, no! No I am not okay!
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