Blair Waldorf Quotes (Page 5)
Serena: Did you get my text?Blair: Of course. Yes, I did.
Serena: So, you know that I told Dan I'm not pregnant.
Blair: Yes. And I'm so happy for you. Close call, huh?
Serena: Are we really going to play that old game, B?
Blair: I have no idea what you're talking about.
• Episode: A Thin Line Between Chuck and Nate • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
Serena: I can't believe you didn't tell me about you and Nate.
Blair: What did he say?
Serena: Nothing. Chuck did. I went to see him because I thought maybe he could talk some sense into you.
Blair: You had no right to do that.
Serena: I was trying to help you, B. I took a public bullet for you. Let another rumor about me run rampant. The whole school heard, even Dan.
Eleanor: What's going on?
Serena: Ask Blair. Her version of the story is always better.
• Episode: A Thin Line Between Chuck and Nate • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
Serena: Morning!
Dorota: Good morning, miss Serena.
Serena: Anybody notice the weather, today?
Blair: What?
Serena: Take a look outside, B. My first response would be that the sky is a clear blue, easy.
Blair: Dorota, you may be excused now.
• Episode: A Thin Line Between Chuck and Nate • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
Eleanor: Maybe you just need to take a little break. Maybe with your father? Lyon is beautiful this time of year.
Blair: Maybe this summer.
Eleanor: Summer? Sounds great. Finish your breakfast.
• Episode: A Thin Line Between Chuck and Nate • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Eleanor: Are you all right?
Blair: Never been better.
Eleanor: Well, Serena has. What's wrong?
Blair: I don't know. I can't be held responsible for her mood swings.
Eleanor: Were you arguing about the possibility that your condition may have returned.
Blair: No. It hasn't.
Eleanor: I heard you the other day in your bathroom with the water running.
Blair: I'm very stressed. And with you and Serena down my throat I can hardly see straight, never mind keep food down.
• Episode: A Thin Line Between Chuck and Nate • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
Blair: I'm not pregnant. I command myself to not be pregnant.
• Episode: A Thin Line Between Chuck and Nate • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
Gossip Girl: Who knew B and C were such patrons of the arts? Call it philanthropy or bribery, it looks like everyone has their price.
• Episode: School Lies • Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Blair (to Serena): You are so naive. Michael Moore over there is obviously just using this film to get close to Dan.
• Episode: School Lies • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
Blair: I'm innocent. Well, except for a crime of passion. I did something stupid with someone and even worse than doing that stupid thing I did the same stupid thing with someone else and pretended I'd never done that stupid thing before. You look confused... should I walk you through it?
• Episode: School Lies • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0 • Permalink
Blair: Isn't there someone else you can torture?
Chuck: Probably, but I choose you.
• Episode: School Lies • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 • Permalink
Total Quotes: 123
